I’m reading with Charlotte Tierney, author of The Cat Bride, July 22nd at 7 pm edt West Coast and 10 pm edt East Coast.

Everyone’s got a pitch for A Nightmare on Elm Street. Might as well share mine! Originally written for a horror trope anthology, The Dream Demon is about how terrifying a Krueger figure would be if they took advantage of the subconscious. Enjoy! elfordalley.com/2026/07/16/t...

All this for just $12, people!

My sci-fi detective comedy narrated by a coffee-machine robot who's too fond of footnotes. “Sure to appeal to fans of Douglas Adams, this zany, uproarious mystery is a constant delight.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review) www.amazon.com/Great-Americ... scottsteinonline.com/books/the-gr...

Thanks Gabino! SPLIT SCREAM VOL. 8: CURSED PLACES features two haunting tales that can be read in a weekend, including my haunted mirror tale, “Passing Glance.” Get yours today! #FridayReads

I'm doing a pre-order campaign for my zomcom 10 Things I Hate About Zombies (out with Harper on 15 Sep) with Meet Cute in San Diego. If you'd like a signed book and some goodies, you can preorder here: www.meetcutebookshop.com/item/-N6gmzy...

oh boy do I have a recommendation for ya'll

The Drowned Heir comes in hardcover and ebook! (~78 pages, depends on format) nobody even has NAMES, it's definitely not influenced by TOLKEIN it is its own story books2read.com/DrownedHeir jenniferrdonohue.itch.io/the-drowned-...

It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s share books & boost signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. Are you in the mood for violence, magic, old gods, creatures from beyond the reef, revenge, and the consequences of not listening to women? This is only $12! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...

Next week!

leftover salad, for when fresh salad isn't quite disappointing enough

You’re always breaking things like phone screens and hearts.

When you think about it, air fryers are just easy bake ovens for adults

At this point I’ll settle for a Splenda daddy

The Solicited Writers for Uncanny Issue 75 include @aliettedebodard.com, @johnchu.bsky.social, @rsagarcia.bsky.social, @naomikritzer.bsky.social, @samtasticbooks.com, @sarahpinsker.bsky.social, @tananarivedue.bsky.social, & @tansyrr.bsky.social! WE CAN DO THIS! www.kickstarter.com/projects/unc...

It's true

www.sciencealert.com/huge-study-r.... IF YOU RECEIVE BOTH SHINGLES VACCINE AND THE RSV VACCINE IT WILL REDUCE YOUR ODDS OF GETTING ALZHEIMER'S AND DEMENTIA BY 37% !

I walked outside and just said "oh fuck you"

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"We subpoenaed OpenAI for your ChatGPT transcripts and learned you’re going through a bad breakup and are being really pathetic about it. Your total is $34.99."

i'm not responsible for any ren faire boners

Free KN95 masks will continue to be available at hundreds of locations citywide: on.nyc.gov/freemask. For air quality guidance, visit on.nyc.gov/firesmoke.

I’ll be there! 🖤👀

Dearest Taco Bell public relations department: This would be the most excellent time in the history of excellent times for Taco Bell to begin buying fresh produce from the local community farms in the local communities you're sucking dry for fun and profit. Amen.

O, this smoke!

Inside of each person there are two juggalos

let us

My first search engine.

Good night ✨

Do you like books that give you chills? This one has that in spades. creepy fiction paired with disturbing photographs. So much talent in this book... Coming soon! kck.st/3Sge1gE @rdspress.bsky.social @mothman13.bsky.social @kickstarter.com

The eSpec Books Author Reading Series presents Danielle Ackley-McPhail reading an excerpt from her novel Yesterday’s Dreams, book 1 of the Eternal Cycle series. @especbooks.bsky.social #authorreading #excerpt #urbanfantasy

The Dead Bear Witness by James Chambers ~A chronicle of survival in a world of the living dead. There is no Heaven or Hell; there is only blood and the dust of flesh. @mothman13.bsky.social buff.ly/WqXR9mb #zombies

THIS ISN’T HOMER’S VISION!” shouted a man who’s never read a book without pictures of Jordan Peterson on the cover.

I just found out when texting my niece that it’s very easy for autocorrect to turn “baby girl” into “barbecue squirrel.”

word salad An incoherent rambling statement, usually filled with unnecessarily-long words and spoken/written by Morgane Oger that says virtually nothing in the most amount of characters. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?t...

Here's the audio from this month's Fantastic Fiction at KGB reading series, with guest Sam Rebelein & Victor Manibo. Both read from their works to a large and enthusiastic crowd! @rebelsam94.bsky.social @victormanibo.com @datlow.bsky.social www.kgbfantasticfiction.org/2026/07/15/a...

We have billions for pointless wars, but somehow can't pay for human teachers in rural towns. This is a societal failure, not an innovation.

Please avoid all salads, including word.

I’ll be there! 🖤👀

#StokerCon2027 is going to be lit! Celebrating the #HWA's 40 yr anniversary in #Pittsburgh, PA. Here is our LOGO reveal: Who is with us? Who will be there? We already have some amazing guests lined up. Get your tickets here now: www.eventbrite.com/e/stokercon-... via @eventbrite.bsky.social #horror

Hair spider A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?t...

Lettuce be free of this parasite.

Need something green that won’t give you parasites and explosive diarrhea?

In @zinrock.bsky.social's Under a Malevolent Eye story, a woman gets an illegal abortion and her period-tracking app threatens to turn her in. It's a tense, nausea-inducing read that feels a little too real! Preorder the book here: www.cursedmorselspress.com/product/unde...

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A BBB reading of biblical proportions - NEXT TUESDAY!! Join @andreahairston.bsky.social (pictured) reading from her new book alongside @larazontally @megelison.bsky.social & @randeedawn.com on 7/21 @ 7pm! Sips, stories, and a salon-like atmosphere --join us at Barrows! Info: BrooklynBooksBooze.com