On this date three years ago (05/23/23) @tompapacomedy.bsky.social spent several minutes actively explaining why no one should date me a second time. Anyone have access to this recording? I **need** a copy.

Monday is a holiday. It has been Monday all year. Draw whatever conclusions you like from these two facts.

Last year at Kew & Willow's poetry readings. @amygrech.bsky.social & Claire Suzanne Elizabeth Cooney

All my Westerns to date (under pen name) www.amazon.com/stores/David...

If the actor with British accent is evil then you’re watching Sci fi. If the actor with a British accent is good then it’s Fantasy. If the actor with a British accent knocks something over then it’s a Rom com.

A lot of us need help planning our first murder. I remember it like it was yesterday, except that my lawyer informs me I don't recall it because it didn't happen. And you ain't seen nothing, got it?

Elmer McCurdy Sets the Record Straight. On sale now: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GYQD1K18

Just turned a novelette into a novella.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQj4... 8pm US Eastern tonight.

On Friday, at 1:00 PM: Steven Van Patten (@svpthinks.bsky.social) and I will be interviewed on The Shark. We'll be talking Horror, Westerns, and more. www.943theshark.com/livestreams/...

lichlive.com In 14 days... get your tickets. Tons of panels. Massive Dealer's Room.

The Rockin' Horror Picture Show only has this one picture...

Remember to celebrate Half-Priced Chocolates Day: February 15th.

My mother passed away today. She died peacefully, surrounded by love.

Long Island Convention of Horror. Last weekend in February, 2026. www.ontreasure.com/events/lich-...

My mom is headed toward her last days. Please understand if I'm slow to respond for the next several days.

Happy "Nearly New" Year's.

Proof that Amazon's in the pocket of Big Coffee.

In other news, when one of my pen names writes a story, it takes just as much of my time as when I write a story. #amwriting #noai

LICH Room Block is now live. www.hyatt.com/group-bookin...

LICH Tickets are now available online. www.ontreasure.com/events/lich-...

McD ad on a Cannibalism video... Go home YouTube, you are drunk.

@hdwp.com reading at Shade Bar. @hwany.org #AuthorSky #BookSky #HorrorSky

Make that 2026 and Westerns.

youtu.be/IQEoNq3mNl4?... @chuckwendig.bsky.social @caitlinburns.bsky.social @jonfrater.bsky.social @hdwp.com

My first (Internet) e-mail address was willcode4food@ :: mumble mumble:: .com. I was referring to programming. Medical people read it as: "Will fake my own death (code) for food."

#DOTD 125 years ago today – Oscar Wilde’s death came on 30 Nov 1900. Wilde, age 46, died from meningitis. 🎙️ 🎵 🎸 🥁 🎶 Malcolm McLaren discovered that Oscar Wilde discovered PUNK ROCK in the 1880s. @kimwhysallhammond.bsky.social @emteepoetry.bsky.social @hdwp.com substack.com/@greenwichvi...