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I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:

me when i am a server-side application and someone makes a third-party docker image:

Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season. Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok

my stupid stupid brain had to draw this

now shifting into Jólakötturinn (child-eating Icelandic Yule cat ) season

Wyoming, Minnesota Pop: 8,066 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyoming,_Minnesota Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=47644292 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=47644290 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=70197064

bartleby the automated teller machine

Archie

not now quarter pounder with cheese

i promise i'll reflect it right back at you

not cool dude, read the room

its gay little freak paws Friday

Happy 20, November youtu.be/5mPIlARph0I?...

im sorry chat i drank all the cloudflare lava lamps last night and they ran out of entropy this morning. was thirsty

tf furries live in goo orleans

concept:

And just like that, I was asked not to bring my goatse cheese, cherry pie to Thanksgiving

tabbing into every VR friend group I have to witness them go rabid over the deckard store images like I'm at an exhibit in a zoo

#1983 rb.gy/if183a

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.

pondering my orb

Can't get over this wallpaper Gainax sold in the 90s.

want to feel old? the dvd (1986) is now as old as Bede's Historia ecclesiastica gentis Anglorum (731) was when the dvd was invented

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/119746937_1710648025769524_3706026119809097434_o.jpg

BREAKING: Masao Inaba from "Revelations: Persona" makes a background cameo in season 5 episode 7 of Finnish MTV3 sitcom "Sunnuntailounas" What did he mean by this?

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

great work!

My new game Glory Hole Simulator isn’t a sex thing. I can see why everyone is assuming that. It’s more like taking care of the glory hole after hours. Sweeping, locking up, sanding the hole. That kind of thing. Will post some screenshots soon.

sure, why not. wikishirt.org/wiki/Furry_f...

Why is she like this…???

Hey kiddo, can't sleep? I know you're scared by these uncertain times. For $7 a month, gain access to unlimited Dad. Tuck-ins, reassurance, daily Dad games.

The actual jeopardy tiktok account posted this.

Art by • Jeff Yesh | Published in 1995

i hope the guy who invented the discord halloween sounds is having an awful day

Based on Bluesky's current growth and usage metrics, there's only about six months before everyone on here becomes pregnant at the same time. We will all give birth around Jan 2027 and the shared experience of childrearing "the Bluesky generation" will unite us in purpose and, possibly, all thought.

*rubs suspiciously us-east-1 shaped belly*