Blowing the shofar, c. 13th-14th century CE. Shanah Tovah, everyone. May this next year be better than the last.

Big Pharma and Maha

#xielian #huacheng #tgcf

Hey so like we all are dunking on the rapture believers, but as someone who had rapture believers in my family: If someone you care about is actually super, 100% into the belief that they will be raptured this week- watch them like a hawk. When it doesnt happen, they might ‘try’ it themselves.

Big huge warning flags if they have given away money, objects, and more to others. Treat them like they are on suicide watch. Because they are.

im so mad that we have to do defense on autism shit so we can't have a society wide teaching moment where we explain that tylenol is in most prescription painkillers, so you should never take tylenol and then take your prescription stuff later if it's not strong enough, and also it's in nyquil

tylenol (acetaminophen) can fuck you up at even just a little more than the dosage it's effective at or if you combine it with alcohol and we're squandering moment to talk about it to manufacture consent about trying to kill people like me, it sucks balls

The sibling energy OMGGGGG

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

This video tells me that while Cuomo has Jewish Facebook ‘friends’, Zohran has had late-night drunk heart-to-heart conversations with Jewish friends that involved a bunch of “I love you bro” and at least one “let’s start a band.”

what if trans people were worth as much as a talk show host, collectively if not individually, as a treat

neurodiversity is Good Actually. just want to say that

oh my god the lift bridge is under attack

i am becoming radicalized about this. almost all my politics are rooted in being an ex-child

POV, whatever comes next is going to be Not Great

Shana Tova to everyone celebrating in Illinois and across the world. As we celebrate Rosh Hashanah, I want to wish you all a new year full of joy, good health, and prosperity.

Saw a cute couple interaction on the train yesterday and I wanted to draw them as #zoeystery The girl was scritching her sleeping bf's chin like he's a pet.. #kpopdemonhunters

RUJINU 💜 ZOEYSTERY 🩵MIROMABBY 💖💕 #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #jinumi #rujinu #sajaboys #kpopdemonhuntersfanart #rumi #rumixjinu #Rumi #Jinu #rujinu #zoeystery #miro #zoey #mira #kpdh #sajaboys

There, meme template made

not my comms textbook being Spirk pilled 😎

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Tens of Thousands of Brazilians Protest Against Bill Granting Bolsonaro Amnesty

like i was saying

if you have a Christian family you’ve been wanting to wordlessly abandon tomorrow would be a great day to do it

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

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Lol. Lmao, even.

One reason I do not think Trump is going to create a 1,000 year reich is because he failed to cancel a middling funnyman and immediately pivoted to trying to outlaw not having a headache.

Shanah Tovah and Gut Yontif, everyone! h/t @shvlman.bsky.social for posting the Leviathan Rosh Hashanah postcard.

Why are some people on here simply unable to take a W? You helped get a multi-billion dollar studio to actually listen and reverse a really awful decision. Take the fucking win!

Dogs and cats WILL NOT be raptured. Spiders are out but all scorpions WILL BE raptured. Eels WILL be raptured. Dolphins are CLAIMED BY HELL and will be swimming down to there.

lmao absolutely shameless pandering to an audience who will definitely catch it, it’s way too online, but i will allow it

OBAMA BROUGHT THIS UPON US

Don’t resubcribe to Disney just yet folks. PBS still needs help! NPR still needs help!

We have hit the time of year when the giant male house spiders come out in the evening to roam around looking for the ladies, and this massive one just climbed up a wall behind one of our bookcases and then *fell off*. mortifying for him.

Do you know what? It doesn’t matter what causes autism because it is not in fact a bad thing in itself and some of your posts to say X or Y doesn’t cause autism are pretty fucking ableist

everyone be quiet, this rapist has reproductive health advice for us

Best romantic comedy there ever was.

Pretty massive news:

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Uh, I'll hold it. Thanks.

At this point I’m wondering if I’M in Avengers Doomsday. You might be too. We’re all in Avengers Doomsday. Ten seconds of screen time per character.

I illustrated a tribute to my beloved cat, who is the most evil princess a cat can be. I love her.

there will always be a man or woman holding that flag advancing through smoke, even if they are the only american left in the universe

bad news for all the deliver later lovers out there company.overdrive.com/2025/09/17/u...

“Why are you banging your head against the wall?” asked Frog. “I hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.

it's important to make these companies more afraid of people with empathy and good sense than they are of weird fucking brigading authoritarian babies we outnumber these assholes by a wide margin

🥳 partying + 🤢 nauseated =

Been talking to people quite a bit about how it's easy to understand "cancel Disney+!" but harder to understand the initial and bigger problem is with Nexstar and Sinclair, so lemme make it easier. Find your local Nexstar channel Find your local Sinclair channel