Madison omelette: diced bratwurst and cheese curds, peppers, onions

BARACK: Michelle, my wife, this article on Yahoo dot com really lines up with my views MICHELLE: you should post it, Obama

I signed up!!

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Got another one: They call them “zoomers” because they’re always “zoom”ing around on their e-scooters! The social contract that I grew up in has collapsed and instead of material analysis of why that is I just get angry!

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Free boomer meme for grabs: I typed in “Springsteen” on my music search, and the first song is by Eric Church?! No wonder kids these days are like this!!!! 🤦‍♂️

In the same month that Silksong and Hades II drops, they just did a surprise release of the sequel to “baby shoes”

reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle

Love this FanDuel graphic regarding the RedZone commercial breaks. I’m going to use it out of context so much.

New suspect identified

No clear answers on whether mommy disappeared entirely behind hands during game of peekaboo Mommy's face was not visible from behind hands, and experts say they can't be sure

Got to see a middle school football doink #blessed

First soup for #soupszn: esquites chowder 🍽️

[Luther in a Mission Impossible video game] Ethan, you need to keep an eye on your stealth meter. If it fills all the way up, nearby enemies will be alerted to your presence. Press the circle button to crouch. While you’re crouched, they won’t be able to hear your footsteps…

You dropped this

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Really thought that this was lyrics to a Father John Misty song

I love the state fair & I love this @streets.mn article by @blindeke.bsky.social from 2018 streets.mn/2018/08/27/s...

Thinking of my man Kurt every time takes like these come up

🎶🎶A little voice inside my head said, “Throw some milk, throw some stinky old milk”🎶🎶

Poll Finds Americans Still Believe Greatest Threat To Public Health The Undertaker theonion.com/poll-fi...

NEW RESEARCH: Parked cars can account for 10 percent of the surface areas of some cities. It turns out that their albedo (reflectivity) can significantly contribute to the urban heat island effect. Dark-coloured cars are the worst, making the air around them 3.8°C hotter vs nearby asphalt road. 🧵

Pretty problematic that some of you On Here are bullying Donald Trump for manufacturing crises when he’s obviously ADHD and needs to feel urgency in his job to function

Burrito bowl www.cityofmadison.com/police/newsr...

The old world is dying, and the new world is so fucking stupid dude

tim tried to pass the baby to his wife, baby flew 8 feet over her head and landed in the living room

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

Subtweeting a certain big wet president

We are at the “car immobilizing company marketing directly to hospitals” chapter of late stage capitalism

#nw Fantastic Four: First Steps (dir. Matt Shakman, 2025)

Chris Farley doesn’t overdose in 1997. He gets by/gets help and Shrek is released with his voice in 1999. Smash hit, even more so. Convinces him to clean up. Wins an Oscar in a 2006 film directed by Charlie Kaufman.

Stand by this: www.politico.com/newsletters/...

Democrats plan on waiting to charge Limit Break before using Buster Sword on Trump

My first reaction was “damn he looks terrible” but not in reference to the guy 3 months away from death

Real discussion: CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me? CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking

Poop brother HH

Boyle's Law to the OceanGate Titan:

Every time I see Sam Altman these days I feel like he has extremely “being subpoenaed by congress” face

<For every $1 invested in the CTA, Metra, and Pace, the region sees $13 in economic output.>

The Hunter Biden video is entertaining in the same way the AI generated video of Biden and Trump arguing over a video game is. Funny to hear the folksy Biden voice say swears.

Reaaaaally love this Businessweek story from @viajoshhunt.bsky.social about the world’s largest zipper-maker, YKK, which is totally fascinating in too many ways to enumerate in a post. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/features/202...

Lady Lasagna Pasta cheese and meat Wonder how you manage to Make this treat