Sándwich Judge
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That isn’t me in the photo, it is Patches. MSN dude
An explosion of flavors, but not onions and lettuce
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about 17 hours ago
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I am unable to follow any UI/UX tutorial in this digital age because whenever someone mentions a “hamburger menu” or a “kebab menu” I start drooling like Homer Simpson
about 18 hours ago
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I agree: Sean Dunn is not guilty. This has been a “moments in living out the responsibilities you’ve assumed by selecting your username like seven years ago”
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Butternut squash soup with braised hatch chile pulled pork
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derek van vliet
2 days ago
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
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Calling John Tesh to make a Roundball Rock-esque cover of the call to prayer
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2 days ago
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Not surprised
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3 days ago
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Gödel's Poophole
3 days ago
🎶JUST PUT THAT DICK IN A BOX, PUT THAT DICK IN A BOOOoooox🎶
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Chicken Knoepfle Soup 🍲 🍽️
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lauren
8 days ago
you're wrapping up your meet-and-greet with Pope Leo XIV. as you shake his hand for the photo op, you surprise him with a Birminghamton Rumble Ponies Spicy Meatballs On-Field Cap. His Holiness accepts with grace, but you are struck with a bone-deep revelation he just asked God to send you to Hell
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🦃 Pablo Hidalgo 🦃
8 days ago
The Supreme Court has overturned Goofus v Gallant
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Got a new McDonald’s product at The Shitty McDonald’s That Always Fucks Up Your Order But It’s On The Way To Drop Off My Wife At Work and I didn’t like it, but am still tempted to try it again at a non-Shitty McDonald’s just to see if it was an execution problem, and that’s how they get you
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lauren
17 days ago
if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say
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🍔🍲🧅🥓🥨 Cheeseburger soup with onion bacon relish and pretzel croutons
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19 days ago
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Would love to know the amenities provided at the rock she’s been living under
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19 days ago
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molly conger
20 days ago
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
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🎃 Josh-O-Lantern 🎃
23 days ago
Logging on:
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Rob Delaney
24 days ago
Just saw Tron:Ares. Calling it now: Jared Fogle is gonna win another Oscar
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pony pony huckabuck
24 days ago
i don't want to wake up and immediately read what you lot have to say! many of you have untreated personality disorders and strange fetishes!
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Weeknight meal care of Trader Joe’s (TJ) and Costco (CC): - Autumnal harvest pasta sauce (TJ) - holiday vegetable hash (TJ), roasted w/ amylu chicken basil meatballs (CC) - Rana Italian sausage ravioli (CC) - lacinato kale leaves (TJ) crisped in the oven Got rave reviews! 🍽️
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jon rosenberg
27 days ago
They're spinning this as a marketing fail but I think the real story is just that people are stupid as fucking rocks now
fortune.com/2025/10/10/p...
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Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune
New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.
https://fortune.com/2025/10/10/pepsico-lays-rebrand-consumers-didnt-know-made-of-potatoes/
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Weird Al could do a parody of Opalite about archaeology and paleontology called Coprolite
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Richmond Eustis
27 days ago
Is it the shellfish or the pork sausage that make it Israeli?
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Burk
29 days ago
OH MY GOD ITS THE CONCUBINE GUY
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They should just do one of these bits instead
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29 days ago
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We could probably save a lot of pain if we somehow convince Donald Trump that Stephen Miller calls him a pissbaby behind his back
30 days ago
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Italian Wedding Soup
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about 1 month ago
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“That’s, like, your opinion, man”
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about 1 month ago
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*runs into room out of breath* guys, guys! Listen up, this is important! Does anyone here have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis?
about 1 month ago
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My memories of being a “gifted” elementary school student: - peeing my pants mid-assessment in kindergarten - getting a special math program in 2nd grade because my friend’s mom bullied our teacher into it after we would finish the math test early and goof off
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Neven Mrgan
about 1 month ago
I’m gonna say something controversial: I actually don’t think chickpea anxiety is real
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Sridhar Ramesh
about 1 month ago
I have been bonding with dozens of fellow victims of the male loneliness epidemic over our shared suffering. They are my dear cherished friends. But if I ever let them know, it will all fall apart.
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There was a sour cream dip where everyone seemed like they were just shoveling it in their mouth then a ford truck commercial where they did the movie trailer bwaam as a dude stared in the camera and I thought it was someone suddenly traumatized by the hedonistic dip consumption
about 1 month ago
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸
about 1 month ago
dave matthews you know what needs to be done
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Madison omelette: diced bratwurst and cheese curds, peppers, onions
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about 2 months ago
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BARACK: Michelle, my wife, this article on Yahoo dot com really lines up with my views MICHELLE: you should post it, Obama
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about 2 months ago
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hucksgiving
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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I signed up!!
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about 2 months ago
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timothy faust
about 2 months ago
This is an organizing-first campaign. We are located within a movement that stretches back further than the eye can see, and we will use our resources to contribute to the greater Wisconsin organizing project. Today's volunteer is tomorrow's organizer. In WI? Help us:
francescahong.com/volunteer
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Got another one: They call them “zoomers” because they’re always “zoom”ing around on their e-scooters! The social contract that I grew up in has collapsed and instead of material analysis of why that is I just get angry!
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about 2 months ago
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Patrick Cosmos
2 months ago
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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Patrick Cosmos
2 months ago
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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Free boomer meme for grabs: I typed in “Springsteen” on my music search, and the first song is by Eric Church?! No wonder kids these days are like this!!!! 🤦♂️
about 2 months ago
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In the same month that Silksong and Hades II drops, they just did a surprise release of the sequel to “baby shoes”
about 2 months ago
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Claire Willett
about 2 months ago
reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle
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Ryan, Perdido en TX
about 2 months ago
Love this FanDuel graphic regarding the RedZone commercial breaks. I’m going to use it out of context so much.
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