This is insane and it explains everything

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1/ NEW: We identified 20 people who attended a white nationalist conference and, despite their efforts to keep it secret, caught another 30 people on film to identify in the future. Several MMA/combat sports instructors were discovered and their gyms have cut ties. 🧵👇

Here he is queuing up at an ATM two years after he was elected. We got the President we deserved, and he will be missed.

Honestly I’d rather audience members be plotting our downfall than bored

Sorry I can’t go. I have horse rehearsal. I have rehorsal. We rehearse the horses, all kinds. Usually there are a few of us at rehorsal and everyone has different kinds of horse for it. For horse rehearsal. Rehorsal

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

I can get you in touch with him, Kevin. Just meet me in the alley at shuter and sherbourne tonight at 2AM and bring $10,000 in a huge sack with a big dollar sign on it, held visibly in the open

This one really held up

Very important thread

Hi Bluesky 👋 Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵

The axis of Liberal/Conservative/Authoritarian/Billionaire politicians just abandoning the climate crisis really spells disaster for life on this planet. It is shocking how countries have just given up on trying to stop global warming.

File alongside putting in clauses that prevent people from suing the Ford govt when its policies will kill & injure people.

He didn’t just cancel them - some were sitting there built, ready to be plugged in, and he literally destroyed them

I MAY BE STUPID , - dashare.zone ADMIN

boss: hey, the guys in IT have some questions for you me: ah, yes you see i thought hentai was garfield’s last name

feeling smug as hell that I just read this book (it good)

Once again:

baseball

i am 39 years OLD. i post ONLINE. i have a stable job in a big CITY. i have a mild form of mental ILLNESS that can be treated with LITTLE to NO medication. i am going to kill myself because of postseason BASEBALL.

JAYS IN 7

My wife once learned she was the secret love child of Ina Garten and Danny DeVito and she felt really insecure about it, so I assured her, “Ina Garten/Devito Baby, don’t you know that I love you?”

“The Ford Govt in Ontario has passed a controversial omnibus bill banning municipalities from installing speed cameras. Ford says it will make the province more efficient & reduce red tape. It won’t do either, and he knows it. It might get him “speeder votes” though. This will kill more people.

huh, I guess they HAVE been getting my letters

in times like this we return to the ancient texts

dear @bluejays.com, i'll be in Toronto on Friday and would love to sing our Canadian anthem at game 6. whaddaya say? #BlueJays #WantItAll #WorldSeries ⚾️

If you're, like, a 7-year-old Canadian kid who likes baseball, is tomorrow the best day of your life?? - go trick or treating - eat all that free candy while watching the Toronto Blue Jays maybe win the World Series - also it's Friday

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

Impossible not to love this team.

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.

That’s not a ceasefire

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

The Jays and Dodgers will break for Christmas Eve to share a drink in no man’s land, show each other photos of the family they left back home, before heading back to their respective trenches.

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

I'm theater, actors tell each other to "break a leg" before a performance because they are cruel and jealous, locked in bitter competition for the spotlight.

When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.

This is still a big fucking win and we can and should celebrate it while acknowledging that you can’t take your eyes off these freaks for one single second www.thetrillium.ca/news/housing...

Your quarterly reminder that bullying the government works and we need to do more of it www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli...

An unfortunate reality of the Ford government is they will back down when we make enough noise, but this is not how governing should work www.thetrillium.ca/news/housing...

Smashley Addison strikes again.

Trey Yesavage, a 22-year-old whose first start of the year came against the Jupiter Hammerheads, just struck out Shohei Ohtani to open the 2025 World Series.

We got the Jays in the world series and Electric Nebraska on the same day, are you fucking kidding me

Today In 1993: "Touch 'em all Joe, you'll never hit a bigger home run in your life!" ~ Joe Carter hits a dramatic ninth inning walk-off HR to give the Toronto #BlueJays their second straight World Series championship! (Classic call by Tom Cheek!) ⚾️ #MLB #History #WorldSeries

what this suggests to me in particular is a more refined understanding of how The Algorithm and in particular the Full Algorithm Sites like Tiktok drive anti-social behavior being fed a diet of impoliteness or intolerance modeled by people you like leads to replicating that toxic behavior