I'm gonna be hammered by 7:15 AM.

We have tried absolutely nothing and it hasn't worked so now the only obvious solution here is to blame others from other places.

Narrator: Canada did not, in fact, say this

White House insider says all nine Supreme Court justices have now been arrested by ICE and relocated to an undisclosed Central American location.

WOW! Rakhi Pancholi pulled zero punches in her response to Smith’s address last night! “Cut the bullshit and call an election!” (That’s a real quote) #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

"because of his tremendous interest in getting people to stop talking about the Epstein files."

We now go live to Trump hearing the news about the Supreme Court's decision on tariffs:

In related news, Trump administration appoints Nicki Minaj as head of Supreme Court as of next week.

Interviewer: "When you look at today's numbers, what do they tell us about the effectiveness of Donald Trump's tariffs." Me, very serious economist: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha.... hahahahahahahaha.... hahahahahahahahahaha... oh, wow." Sometimes all you can do is laugh at the absurdity of it all.

Department of War Secretary, Pete Kegseth, unveils new poster for US military recruiting campaign.

NEW POST: Danielle Smith is no separatist; she's much, much worse emmettmacfarlane.substack.com/p/danielle-s...

Things Conservatives don't like: Danielle Smith: Fiscal accountability and immigrants Doug Ford: Students and governing Jamil Jivani: Canada Pierre Poilievre: Justin Trudeau and Jamil Jivani Trump: Cogence

You just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don’t need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free Hop on the bus, Gus You don’t need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free - Paul Simon

We have tried absolutely nothing and it hasn't worked so now the only obvious solution here is to blame others from other places.

So Alberta is holding an anti-immigrant referendum to help create an excuse for why Danielle Smith is running multibillion dollar deficits? “Smith’s address comes one week before Finance Minister Nate Horner tables the 2026 provincial budget which is expected to have a multibillion-dollar deficit”

Anyone know yet if a date's been set yet for Alberta's redneckerrendum?

Question: Should truck nuts and ivermectin be added to Alberta's official coat of arms? 1. Hell, yeah! 🔲 2. Get 'er done! 🔲

You just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don’t need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free Hop on the bus, Gus You don’t need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free - Paul Simon

She’s says healthcare is a real problem in Canada and that’s why the federal Liberals need to go. The CPC really does like ‘em uneducated, don’t they?

Biden would’ve been instantly impeached in a bipartisan vote if he put his face on the freakin’ Department of Justice building

Worst. Employee orientation session. Ever.

White House insiders say the $7B will paid immediately after US citizens receive their DOGE cheques.

Busted On My Birthday is the name of my Prince cover band.

We now go live to hundreds of wealthy men reading about Andrew's arrest:

UK: Prince Andrew arrested. South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life. Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence. USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

Chin up, old chap, the DOW's at 50K!

The Press Secretary confirms: Donald Trump posted the racist video of the Obamas.

If I was a betting man, I'd bet he was waiting to see what happened at the CPC leadership review convention and would've returned to the CPC if Pierre been defenestrated.

Doug Ford was upset yesterday because malls weren't open on Family Day.

Doug Ford was upset yesterday because malls weren't open on Family Day.

Doug's "strong powers" for mayors are a lot like free speech in the US right now. You can use it, as long as we agree with it.

This year for Lent I'm giving up winter.

I took peyote in the Arizona desert once and my hallucinations were less strange than that RFK / Kid Rock video.

Deer My Friends Yesturday I went to Home Depoh to get some bbq brickettes so me and my family could enjoy a nice Family Day bbq dureen my 14 weak Christmas brake and I was outrajed to find the store closed and I am going to look into why werkers get Family Day off when I need brickettes. Premair

Haven’t been feeling well lately so I think I’m going to throw on some tight Levis, jump in the hot tub and drink some whole milk.

Local man who often speaks poorly of Canada says people who work for him are not allowed to do that.

I have no idea why workers were at home spending time with their families on Family Day, but I will absolutely get to the bottom of this. Premair Deputy Dawg

If you try to unpack it all in one sitting one of your eyes will start to twitch.

Doug Ford says there's not enough money to keep funding Ontario healthcare. He should make a TV ad about that.

In today's news, Jesse Jackson has passed away and people are remembering all the terrific things Donald Trump did to make Mr. Jackson great.

The regime is now dictating what political views are acceptable to air on television and paramount/cbs are collaborating in that censorship bsky.app/profile/ditz...

“These narratives can provide grievance frameworks that legitimize hostility toward women and gender equality, and elements of them are consistent with those observed in ideologically motivated violent extremism.” The "staffer" who hid misogynistic tags in Poilievre's posts has left the chat.

Trump administration announces this morning that all Republican government representatives whose names don't appear in the Epstein files will be thrown out of office for not showing support for the party.

Jamil Jivani complaining during a Breitbart interview that he's been called a N*zi is the kind of imbecilic doltishness we've come to expect from the CPC.

Peter Bethlenfalvy's right. Why are we wasting so much money on providing accessible healthcare when there are still so many untrained exotic dancers in Ontario?

Olympics were kind of boring today, what with no curling brawls and all.

Jamil Jivani complaining during a Breitbart interview that he's been called a N*zi is the kind of imbecilic doltishness we've come to expect from the CPC.

“We’re not at some bonspiel in Saskatchewan just trying things out.” Slandering Saskatchewan Bonspiels is the name of my Stompin' Tom Connors cover band.

The DOW is below 50K right now. Hard to celebrate Family Day knowing this.