Local man says whenever he stayed in a taxpayer-funded hotel room 30 minutes from his home he saved taxpayers money by never opening the M&Ms in the hotel room mini-bar.

Local man says whenever he stayed in a taxpayer-funded hotel room 30 minutes from his home he saved taxpayers money by never opening the M&Ms in the hotel room mini-bar.

BREAKING: In an interaction with media this morning Donald Trump reveals the US is now at war with Iran, Japan, and Westeros & King's Landing.

Local man says thing that never really existed that he said existed definitely doesn't exist again now.

BREAKING: After US soccer team loses to Belgium in World Cup elimination game Donald Trump and FIFA President Gianni Infantino announce they’ll be awarding the FIFA World Cup trophy to the US team tomorrow morning.

Local man says wealthy family that made million-dollar campaign donation to government isn't getting special treatment because any wealthy person donating a million dollars to his government will get same treatment.

Local man says wealthy family that made million-dollar campaign donation to government isn't getting special treatment because any wealthy person donating a million dollars to his government will get same treatment.

BREAKING: Attendees at US’s 250th birthday celebration asked to evacuate National Mall after White House administration reports ANTIFA organizing dangerous thunder storms in the immediate area.

BREAKING: Attendees at US’s 250th birthday celebration asked to evacuate National Mall after White House administration reports ANTIFA organizing dangerous thunder storms in the immediate area.

Local government says they will be watching the school children’s attendance very closely when local government is in session 53 days a year.

Local government says they will be watching the school children’s attendance very closely when local government is in session 53 days a year.

Local man says his work must keep secret from those paying him to do his work.

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

Local man says his work must keep secret from those paying him to do his work.

Yeah, I’d like to tell you more, but we have a rule at the club - we don’t talk about Pickleball Club.

Local man says millions spent on ads is money well spent because ads give people something to watch during their 22-hour wait in local ERs.

Local man says millions spent on ads is money well spent because ads give people something to watch during their 22-hour wait in local ERs.

Local man demands to be loved.

Local man says polls are meaningless because people polled didn't receive Ontario Skills Development grants.

Local man demands to be loved.

Local man says polls are meaningless because people polled didn't receive Ontario Skills Development grants.

Local man realizes lifelong dream of being main character in real-life version of Where's Waldo?

Local man realizes lifelong dream of being main character in real-life version of Where's Waldo?

Local citizens want citizenship in country they don't want to be citizens of.

Local citizens want citizenship in country they don't want to be citizens of.

Local politicians get office Christmas trees packed up just in time to unpack beach towels and water shoes.

Local woman not satisfied with new pipeline - also demands catchy new tagline.

Local woman not satisfied with new pipeline - also demands catchy new tagline.

Local politicians get office Christmas trees packed up just in time to unpack beach towels and water shoes.

White House insider reports new musical guest to headline 250th birthday celebrations. youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

White House insider reports new musical guest to headline 250th birthday celebrations. youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Local man makes everything a secret except for his love of secrecy.

Local man makes everything a secret except for his love of secrecy.

At this point it seems the only one performing at the 250th birthday celebration will be that kid from TikTok who uses his nostrils to play Greensleeves on two recorders at the same time.

I feel as though we don't use the word 'chiding' enough these days.

At this point it seems the only one performing at the 250th birthday celebration will be that kid from TikTok who uses his nostrils to play Greensleeves on two recorders at the same time.

Local woman says independence key to being united.

Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew pictured yesterday explaining the difference between 'reality' and 'pandering' to Alberta Premier Danielle Smith, while unidentified man in centre considers his lunch order.

Local woman says consulting with constituents not what democracy means according to her google search.

Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew pictured yesterday explaining the difference between 'reality' and 'pandering' to Alberta Premier Danielle Smith, while unidentified man in centre considers his lunch order.

Local man says government-owned properties to be used for expensive massages and waterslides, not basic shelter.

Local woman says consulting with constituents not what democracy means according to her google search.

Local man wakes up groggy after three-year nap.

Local man wakes up groggy after three-year nap.

Gonna be a nice day here today so I think I'm going to get the zero gravity chair out on the back deck and see how the Artemis II crew felt.

Deer My Friends Everybuddys talkeen about how anuther one of my high profile MPPs left my goverment and how I spent 200 thowsand dollurs returning my privutt jet and how the court says I have to hand over my phone rekerds but I think everybuddy should be angry at people who have no homes. Premair

It's reassuring to see the Ontario Liberal Party is still running itself like a well-oiled Ford Pinto.

Local figureheads spend millions of tax dollars on Live, Love, Laugh throw pillows after retiring.

Local man says he’s furious local man wasted taxpayers’ money.

Local woman asks, “To be, or to continue the conversation at a future date further regarding not to being?”