The flags in Minnesota are at half mast for Sam Neill as far as I’m concerned

happy 4th

Merch has been rigorously tested

[with tears in my eyes] It's TSR time.

I’m voting for Peggy but don’t twist it: the Republicans want DFLers to do it, too.

Intentional discrimination is still a thing under this, it’s just that the court can’t provide a remedy unless the plaintiffs propose a map that achieves the exact same political outcome as the discrimination would have. Either they can’t, and no remedy, or they can, and remedy is the same outcome.

"Reinsve is never given enough emotional scaffolding to create something narratively load-bearing." In the battle of the style-over-substance YouTube filmmakers, consider me Team Fishbach.

I found my spirit animal

This piece on the fundamental emptiness of AI art, and how it’s arrived at a time when we are making so much empty art anyway, is so complex, funny, and insightful. I wish more of the people mad at its existence would take the time to read it. So here’s a gift link www.nytimes.com/2026/05/31/m...

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

Ok this is a truly great tweet

probably would not make my central attack line visually debunkable by my opponent eating iconic Texas foods in an election which is going to take up 150% of available commercial ad time, were it me

this says a number of things about cassidy, few of them flattering

I say without hyperbole that this is the most brazenly corrupt action in US Presidential history. That it does not immediately lead to impeachment is a dangerous sign of how far the rule of law has declined.

This is THEFT. There is no other word for it. They are stealing almost $1.8 BILLION dollars to pay Trump‘s allies, despite knowing that these people are not legally entitled to any money and be laughed out of court if they filed a lawsuit for money damages.

[Anthony Bourdain voice] See, it’s not an old war, it’s a whole new thing!

If we are to accept that having and crossing the country with multiple firearms is ok, we must also accept that someone charging a security perimeter with them and being stopped is a good outcome. If last night’s outcome is unacceptable, the problem is not with security.

I really think it’s important to underline that there was apparently no security breach. The gunman was confronted and stopped where he should have been according to the design—at the magnetometer perimeter. What this piece argues for is an *expansion* of the security perimeter in time and space.

"When should we schedule this pointless primetime presidential speech that offers no new developments and no news? The calendar is wide open." "Uh, how about April Fool's Day?" "Perfection." (finger guns)

children are not property. I have no interest in raising kids that will simply obey every dictate I give without question or argument. except for this specific instance. please for the love of christ get your fucking shoes on we have to go

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

“What if we elected Baron Harkonnen president?”

Time for this majestic meme again.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

I can no longer discern reality from satire.

Fun fact, the vocabulary of Andrew in “The Compound” was inspired by Pete Hegseth.

You can unzip a .docx or .pptx file, and find all the images inside at their original sizes and resolutions

This is the nightmare of any precinct election judge.

never look at your phone when you get up to take a leak. someone might have started an idiot war

I feel like such a naive asshole for scrutinizing employee expense reports.

Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.

MLB happy to let its fans get ripped off. bsky.app/profile/labu...

Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law

For all the reasons you are thinking of (and maybe some you're not), this has been a HARD year for many people who live in Washington. That's making the decision to gut the parts of the Post (metro, sports) that cover the region as a place that people *live* extra hard to take.

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

Holy shit. So this just happened at Minneapolis's legendary First Avenue club. That's Tom Morello introducing Springsteen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHe...

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

They got Edina Moms excoriating the Administration and signing off with a a land acknowledgement. They are so fucked lol

Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA

A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.

Has anyone considered issuing a modified version of RISK where North America doesn’t require occupying Greenland for the 5 army bonus?

Here’s a comment for the people who are upset that MN hasn’t charged Jonathan Ross already: If you just Leeeroy Jenkins this shit you will lose and you will empower fascism and murder. It is indescribably hard to prosecute cops for murder. It is even hard when the murder is ON VIDEO. /1

As always, Defector gets it right: defector.com/ice-agent-ki...

Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis. Say bad things are bad.

Look, you can read Walz leaving as a triumph for the MAGA hatefluencers, but I prefer to think of it as overdue recognition that the DFL has a lot of good future governors, it’s good to keep fresh blood circulating, and two terms was enough. What seems “safe” often isn’t.

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat