I could have sworn there was a mission where a snake was involved #dispatchfanart #prismdispatch

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK I CAN ACTUALLY POST THIS

if you didn't follow the VA governor race you didn't know that Earle-Sears ran like a billion anti-trans campaign ads and Spanberger didn't flinch or pull a Newsom. going all-in against trans people is a losing move, especially when the federal government has made harming and killing us a priority.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

When Uni was a kitten

brb playing our organ solo 🧛

just think, in 6 months time someone can say "my commander is leonardo" and will have to answer "the man or the turtle?"

Who? #MTG

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I can't stand Alchemy.....

Any Magic players in Portland, Oregon looking for some part-time hours? We're hiring a part-time shipping assistant to help out with merch fulfillment, as well as extra help sorting cards, sleeving decks, etc. Pay is $24/hr, transport a plus! Apply at: forms.gle/h9eWo45r8bMF...

Been getting D into Pokemon and going through the series chronologically. It's been a while since I have seen it myself and IS THIS NOT A KIDS SHOW? I feel like it was made more me currently.

If you’re going to destroy the environment with ChatGPT; can you stop asking questions that experts have already written books about, and ask about unanswered mysteries like “why is there still shit on this toilet paper after I wiped my ass fifty times”.

Promises #MTG

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

Can my neighbor downstairs hear when I fart while sitting on the floor

A few days late, but day 3 of #MCAtlanta flew by but I still got plenty done. Met some of the awesome @commandcast.bsky.social crew and picked up a judge promo birthing pod, and impulsively asked @theasianavenger.bsky.social to sign it. Definitely was shocked by my request. 😅

1. A day after the Michigan church shooting, Republicans are silent after learning the shooter was a MAGA extremist. No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men. The silence is deafening. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

Day 2 of #MCAtlanta went great as well! Did some of the fun activities, made huge progress blinging out Meren, and met @bmkibler.bsky.social and @goberthicks.bsky.social. They actually recognized Sphinx Ambassador and think Josh and Jimmy are "doofuses" for not. 🤣

IN RESPOnSE DEMONIC CONSUlTaTiOn

Day one of #MCAtlanta went better than expected. Got some good pulls, met some awesome people, and got to participate in Game Knights Live on @wachelreeks.com 's team! Totally wasn't losing my shit the whole time.

If anyone is going to MagicCon Atlanta, this weekend and wants to meet up to hang/jam some games, DM me!

When your government memes about racist deportations by splicing it with the Pokemon theme, you know you are in the bad place.

She Pin on my Occhi till I O

D is really enjoying dancing to the new @nspband.bsky.social cover. She loves walking the dinosaur!

No really - a regular hangout with your usual cadre of idiots will fix you. I promise.

“hey do you want to hop on a call real quick?” me, internally: I’d rather die. I’d prefer you come to my desk and shoot me in the dick me: yeah, sure! happy to!

Wylder when he sees a giant rat #nightreign

Just in time for MagicCon Atlanta in 2 weeks. Art is by @asbillustration.bsky.social

I have to admit there is no better way to celebrate the legacy of Charlie Kirk than to valorize him as a staunch champion of free speech while simultaneously demanding anyone who says anything mean about him should lose their job.

It’s funny seeing all the right wing talking heads try and condemn violence, only to be reposted with screenshots of their own calls to violence. Your ethos means nothing if your praxis contradicts it.

what it's like being in the Magic community right now

to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech

Sometimes you satiate the brain worms and make the meme you can't stop repeating in your head.

The best part of Through the Omenpaths was when Tearle said his catch phrase "It's Tearlin' time" and then Tearled all over those guys"

"Bluesky is boring." Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually. When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.

This @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social video is absolutely INCREDIBLE. The numbers he cites, the strategy and results they produced — it’s the future. When have you heard *any* campaign talk about this, ever? (Video split in 2 to fit in Bluesky’s limits)

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

I still like this one :)

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This is Tub and Blue. They simply cannot figure out how to get their tennis ball that fell in the pool. Still 12/10 because they really are trying

Welp, guess I'm going live with Willow (@treeneccromancer.bsky.social) & Grey.

at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard

Prof is a serial chiller and does a kick ass job of showing love to all of his guests. Support his content by backing his kickstarter and you’ll get tons of goodies including this Demon token. Dont know who this demon is but they also seem chill 😎 www.kickstarter.com/projects/tol...

Just another one of Elon’s kids who hates him.

Magnificent. Not only has Grok gone rogue on Musk but it’s now turned whistleblower.