Holy shit Pluribus is awesome.

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

The difference between sports on Bluesky and sports on Twitter is that when Mike Kafka is named new HC of the Giants you get dozens of responses on Bluesky making a metamorphosis joke and on Twitter they ask if he's Jewish

LOL at the ratio here.

Senate Democrats retire bitches.

AOC’s war chest the second she announces she‘ll primary Schumer.

That’s a lovely shade of lipstick Danny Dimes is wearing

This is actually a pretty standard and unremarkable move, as evidenced by Justice Jackson issuing it. But most people won't believe that for several good reasons. /1

Make her President.

Surely the takeaway for the GOP is to double down on everything and continue to stick it to America by blaming minorities and poor people.

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

Chuck and Hakeem retire bitches. Not a basketball post.

Democratic congressional leaders look at this and say “ew no”.

That would have broken too.

Never a doubt, Bears!!

Why I don’t like bunting

Rut roh

WAIT A SECOND

Suicide squeeze.

Jesus that’s an incredible take.

Dear god

Happy Halloween, Bluskers.

This Mexican WWII poster is some of the hardest shit ever

3 pitches, 2 HR’s.

Well, now they are…

Shohei will be the one to tear that ballroom down.

Mahomes.

Jesus that was a laser.

Mariotta has gotten away with like three of those lollipop passes bullshit.

I want to go to bed, Chiefs. What the fuck.

If I had a dollar every time I heard that…

👎🏼

Me having to stay up past 10 to watch the entire Chiefs game

The LSU Tigers, a proud school who’s main color is a royal purple, has lost their way and fired Brian Kelly. I can think of only one man regal enough, princely enough to restore credibility to the Bayou Bengals #RonP4LSU

Every now and then the Mrs. and I just decide to throw some things together and the results are fantastic.

Goddamn who do you have on your team?

that should be a fumble

When you’re at Nebraska Furniture Mart and the wife leads with, “Now hear me out...”

Christ, Wentz suuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

Losers limp ass FG attempt.

Wasn’t a fight but my grandmother was dying of cancer and collapsed right as dinner was being served because she OD’d on her morphine. (She survived that night but died the following spring). No food was consumed.

If ZodiacMF can rejoice in one day it’s this one.

That’s a TD

Mike McDaniel should see himself out.

The Raiders rn:

@minakimes.bsky.social is it Tagovailover?

Patrick Mahomes fools both Tony Romo and the Raiders. "This f*cking never f*cking works." It did here.