Hey buddy be grateful you’ve still got your head.

Happy Dune Day. May thy 9th chip and shatter

I hope she is sitting in her mold castle having just the worst day because of this

6-1 in City Connects #HEYHEYHEYHEY

Stay tuned for #TTT later tonight!

I would add that “good”, as measured by the metrics management decided to measure, we’re really not very competent and those that were “bad” as measured by said metrics was just not as fast.

Catholics vs. Convicts

Oh shit Ricky from “Sleepaway Camp” died? @deadmeatjames.bsky.social

Wash U indoor track soon to have my daughter attend* * just the school, not the track team lmao

It’s water resistant to three atmospheres. Look, it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome and Gstaad

“in Philadelphia, it’s worth fifty bucks”

Two tickets…La Boheem La Boheme…it’s an opera It’s an opera

Bread lines except they’re $25 a loaf.

Have you seen what this stuff does to kids? You’re looking at three to five mandatory…Louis!

939 on Maptap

Kansas City Royals

We helped my dear MIL set up their new Smart TV, will now be doing remote tech support all night and now I’ve become the fucking Joker.

The Royals are never losing again.

Loved her in Krull.

CLAYFACE (2026)

Our refi funded this week now we’re at the Plant store…

Mickey Mouse ass toddler candy that I low-key fuck with

You absolutely must hear The Toadies Live. They are on tour now (coming to KC on 9/23). The new record is fantastic.

Me opening up this app in the morning and reading the news

This show is awesome.

In this case…

Dude walks up like Neo in the Matrix surrounded by cops and they miss him? Not only that but they fire at him as he crosses another person! That is a @gregdoucette.bsky.social special right there…

Disappointed’ ‘Surprised’ ‘Betrayed’: 12 Dogs Who Found Medication in their Piece of Cheese

Stay safe south KC #kcwx

Walk Off!!! #Royals

It has been a great few days to have arthritic knees, no medication and lots of weather changes. 💀

You just knew it wasn’t going to happen tonight.

I guess we’re all set on Offense no worries then.

Hostas get big in six years!

Rams fans rn

KW3 signing looks even better

I’ve run out of pain meds and I can’t get a refill until Tuesday so the next week is going to fuckin suuuuuuuuck

GOP when their own bullshit is used against them:

Enjoying this #Royals win.

Our refi closes on Friday and the Mrs. mentioned to me she would like to go to the plant store this weekend. These are not coincidences.

I can hear the veins in @pptsapper.bsky.social ‘s head popping like bubble wrap.

Eleven left on base in 6 innings I can’t even be mad. #Royals

CAGSSSSS

The miracle I’m looking for is the #Royals to score some runs. ☝🏼

Grateful Dead night ☝🏼

Someone got paid to think this up.