NSP IS GOING TO EUROPE AND THE UK! We’re bringing the Pure Elegance Tour 2026 to a city near you. Tickets go on sale THIS THURSDAY (Nov 20), but members of our paid Patreon will have access starting MONDAY. Can’t wait to rock your face off (with class)!!!

An early take of @bwecht.bsky.social doing his career-defining, award-winning role “Count Whackula”

Our new halloween song is perfect if you love slow builds. @shoocharu.bsky.social

Have you heard our NEW Halloween surprise single “Zombie Handjob”??? (Otherwise known as “Halloween Song” on YouTube) It’s full of spine-tingling creatures and one VERY ENTHUSIASTIC vampire 🎃🎃🎃

brb playing our organ solo 🧛

We not only made you 12 new cover songs, but also rad stuff like cassettes and jean jackets and patches. Embrace the power of swords, ninjas, and rock music.

listen to Under the Covers Vol. IV plz and also enjoy these clips of danny and brian messing around and/or screwing up thx

🚨DAN HAS A VERY IMPORTANT THING TO SAY🚨

Our NEW ALBUM is available on signed and unsigned CD and vinyl! AND there are cassettes!! And they all have our NEW COVERS on them!! WOW. 💘

Under the Covers Vol. IV is OUT NOW!!! Go crawl under these twelve cozy covers and hear us and @twrpband.bsky.social wherever you stream music!!!! 💘

It’s our LAST CALL at karaoke so Ninja Brian is belting his last cover!! We can’t wait to share Under the Covers Vol. IV with you TOMORROW!!!

SOS WE NEED A MEDIC WE’RE DROWNING IN FANCY FRESH TUNES FROM OUR NEW ALBUM THAT COMES OUT FRIDAY

Only THREE DAYS until Under the Covers Vol. IV!!! CD and vinyl preorders come SIGNED with a FREE PIN which is SUCH A FUN DEAL!

We can’t fight this feeling anymore - we’re only ONE WEEK away from our NEW ALBUM!!!!

Ninja Brian is wondering how to get you alone 👀👀👀 (9 days until Under the Covers Vol. IV)

We’re TEN DAYS from Under the Covers Vol. IV!!!!! To celebrate, Ninja Brian went to karaoke — we hope you love watching Ninja Brian cover our cover of Rosanna!!! 💘

It feels so nice to get on the floor like you really have to try this

Ninja Brian got a new HAT! (he’s feeling bashful, please say something nice)

No one captures elixirs and time travel quite like Tucker Prescott

FUN FACT! Brian Wecht was hired to be a stand in for Haave Hogan for “Walk the Dinosaur”! Their statures are incredibly similar!

Everybody watch the dinosaur!!!!!!! (in the new dinosaur music video on our channel where there’s dinosaurs)

More like ROCK THAT DINOSAUR AM I RIGHT???? HHAHAhaha.. ha. Go watch the new music video plz.

A BRAND NEW music video for "Walk the Dinosaur" is OUT NOW!!!! Journey to 65 million years ago with us and @twrpband.bsky.social!!!!

TOMORROW WE'RE WALKIN' THAT DINOSAUR

Our new friend Mr. Chomps has something to tell you 👀

Everybody get on the floor!!! NEW MUSIC VIDEO for “Walk the Dinosaur” coming THIS FRIDAY!!!!! 🦖🦖🦖

Hold on to your butts

Ever dream of being incredibly chic? Now’s your chance. (merch available on our store)

NOTHING goes together like Shoocharu animations and a Ninja Brian keyboard solo WOWEE we can feel it

We’re feeling the power of love 🥹 We hope you follow wherever we go to MORE Under the Covers Vol. IV SOON!!!! 💘

For the first time, I felt it.

FUN FACT! Brian Wecht was hired to be a costume stand in for Ninja Brian for “The Power of Love”! Their measurements are incredibly similar!

Looking for manly men doing manly things for love? WE HAVE IT! “The Power of Love” music video is now on our channel!!

GET READY to weep and/or sing because “The Power of Love” music video comes out TOMORROW!!!!!

TWO DAYS until our NEW MUSIC VIDEO “The Power of Love”!!!!!!!! Grab your closest power tool and check out these screenshots from the video (feat. TWRP)!!!!!!!

Our “The Power of Love” MUSIC VIDEO is out FRIDAY and we can’t wait to show you what we built!!!!!!

Our NEW MUSIC VIDEO “The Power of Love” is out THIS FRIDAY!!! Can we and TWRP assemble a love mobile strong enough to create a happy ever after??? FIND OUT!

Can you feel it?

Not only did we make you guys a NEW ALBUM (out Oct 10!!!), but we ALSO made you more tasty merch like a cassette player (that comes with Under the Covers Vol. IV!!!), a denim jacket (that you can get patches for!!!!), a new shirt, stickers, AND MORE. 💘

Daydreaming about all the epic covers, new music videos, and behind the scenes content we can't wait to share with you in our pinkest era yet. 💘

OUR NEW ALBUM "Under the Covers Vol. IV" is coming OCTOBER 10!!! We can’t wait to share 12 NEW covers (and maybe some new music videos??) with you! Pre-orders for signed vinyl, CDs, and other rad merch are open now!!!

Something is happening over on our Patreon RIGHT NOW that might have to do with a NEW ALBUM???

The REAL life of a showgirl

Our extra merch from the Pure Elegance Tour is NOW ON OUR STORE!! Quantities are limited, so be sure to check it out. It may be your last chance to actualize your most opulent self!!!

We’re still reeling over the Pure Elegance Tour, thank you all for making it SO AMAZING!!!! We can’t wait to see you all again 👀

Won’t you join us in mastering some strokes? Find us on our ~other~ page.

We can’t believe we’re 28 shows fancier. YOU ALL made the Pure Elegance Tour the time of our lives — THANK YOU!!

Vancouver, are you ready to get elegant with us ONE LAST TIME?????

Seattle you were SO CLASSY!!!! Now on to our FINAL show of the Pure Elegance Tour!!

Ninja Brian is eleven espressos deep and climbing the space needle but by tonight we’ll be READY TO GET GRANDIOSE SEATTLE!!!!!