WE LOVE A SELLOUT, who’s next?!

ICYMI, @thejazzemu.bsky.social is joining us and @twrpband.bsky.social for our UK dates this spring!!!! ONLY FOURTY-THREE DAYS UNTIL WE’RE BACK IN OUR FANCY PANTS

HEY UK!!! SURPRISE @thejazzemu.bsky.social is opening for ALL our UK shows on the Pure Elegance Tour this spring! Come get REALLY INTELLECTUAL.

Happy Valentine’s Day!!! What a perfect day to feel the Power of Love and see how Shoocharu brought these animations to LIFE. 😍💘💌🫶🍆❤️‍🔥

People are loving Neal Pizzini’s work on our BRAND NEW animated shorts!!

We’ve been working on a TOP SECRET project over on our OTHER PAGE! Come see the BRAND NEW Animated Adventures of NSP!! Our first short is animated by the talented Neal Pizzini. Don’t miss it!!!

Our FAVORITE things: - Playing music - Hanging out with @twrpband.bsky.social - Seeing a bunch of incredible fans in Europe and the UK TWO MONTHS TO GO

We’re counting down the days until we (and @twrpband.bsky.social) see you all on the EU/UK Pure Elegance Tour!!!!! COME BE YOUR FANCIEST SELF AND ROCK OUT!

Back in 2015, we created our first EXTRA LONG music and video masterpiece, 6969. And at the same time, we made a little BTS documentary about filming the music video, and IT’S POSTED (ELSEWHERE) RIGHT NOW!!!

Only 78 days until we get to do this again SEE YOU SOON @twrpband.bsky.social AND PARIS

We know, we don’t look a day over 2016

What an INCREDIBLE YEAR with a new album, new music videos, at least a dozen shenanigans, and a North American tour that BLEW OUR MINDS!!! CAN’T WAIT FOR 2026 HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE GROUP HUG!!!!!!

Happy Holidays from us and Jim Roach and this wicked studio that we just recorded in!!!!!!!!!!!

wowee last week was a movie

Filmed LIVE in Toronto, our "Just What I Needed" music video is OUT NOW!!! Catch the bright and shining faces of the best fans in the world on our channel!!

“Just What I Needed” music video OUT TOMORROW!!! We’re kind of losing our minds, yeah.

NEW MUSIC VIDEO THIS THURSDAY!! “Just What I Needed”, filmed LIVE in Toronto!!!

We’re STILL having a holiday sale!!!!! Until Dec 8, get a BUNCH of stuff for 25% off like CDs and vinyls and beanies and bobbleheads and comic books and our POSITIVE VIBES.

Thanks a MILLION!!! We’re rerouting tour through all 174 countries over the next 50 years so we can THANK YOU ALL ONE BY ONE.

Who wouldn't want to watch us daydream all the time? Now you can with this NEW Under the Covers IV poster! (alsolikesomuchstuffis25%off)

Our HOLIDAY SALE starts NOW through Dec 8!!! A lot of our store is 25% off, and we even added a NEW Under the Covers IV poster!!! Find the link in our bio!

Our EU/UK Pure Elegance Tour tickets are on sale NOW!!! This spring, come see us and @twrpband.bsky.social as we bring indisputable opulence across the pond.

Our UK/EU Pure Elegance Tour tickets go on sale this Thursday, but pre-sale is LIVE RIGHT NOW on our paid Patreon!!! Grab your limited VIP tickets to your favorite city!

NSP IS GOING TO EUROPE AND THE UK! We’re bringing the Pure Elegance Tour 2026 to a city near you. Tickets go on sale THIS THURSDAY (Nov 20), but members of our paid Patreon will have access starting MONDAY. Can’t wait to rock your face off (with class)!!!

An early take of @bwecht.bsky.social doing his career-defining, award-winning role “Count Whackula”

Our new halloween song is perfect if you love slow builds. @shoocharu.bsky.social

Have you heard our NEW Halloween surprise single “Zombie Handjob”??? (Otherwise known as “Halloween Song” on YouTube) It’s full of spine-tingling creatures and one VERY ENTHUSIASTIC vampire 🎃🎃🎃

brb playing our organ solo 🧛

We not only made you 12 new cover songs, but also rad stuff like cassettes and jean jackets and patches. Embrace the power of swords, ninjas, and rock music.

listen to Under the Covers Vol. IV plz and also enjoy these clips of danny and brian messing around and/or screwing up thx

🚨DAN HAS A VERY IMPORTANT THING TO SAY🚨

Our NEW ALBUM is available on signed and unsigned CD and vinyl! AND there are cassettes!! And they all have our NEW COVERS on them!! WOW. 💘

Under the Covers Vol. IV is OUT NOW!!! Go crawl under these twelve cozy covers and hear us and @twrpband.bsky.social wherever you stream music!!!! 💘

It’s our LAST CALL at karaoke so Ninja Brian is belting his last cover!! We can’t wait to share Under the Covers Vol. IV with you TOMORROW!!!

SOS WE NEED A MEDIC WE’RE DROWNING IN FANCY FRESH TUNES FROM OUR NEW ALBUM THAT COMES OUT FRIDAY

Only THREE DAYS until Under the Covers Vol. IV!!! CD and vinyl preorders come SIGNED with a FREE PIN which is SUCH A FUN DEAL!

We can’t fight this feeling anymore - we’re only ONE WEEK away from our NEW ALBUM!!!!

Ninja Brian is wondering how to get you alone 👀👀👀 (9 days until Under the Covers Vol. IV)

We’re TEN DAYS from Under the Covers Vol. IV!!!!! To celebrate, Ninja Brian went to karaoke — we hope you love watching Ninja Brian cover our cover of Rosanna!!! 💘

It feels so nice to get on the floor like you really have to try this

Ninja Brian got a new HAT! (he’s feeling bashful, please say something nice)

No one captures elixirs and time travel quite like Tucker Prescott

FUN FACT! Brian Wecht was hired to be a stand in for Haave Hogan for “Walk the Dinosaur”! Their statures are incredibly similar!

Everybody watch the dinosaur!!!!!!! (in the new dinosaur music video on our channel where there’s dinosaurs)

More like ROCK THAT DINOSAUR AM I RIGHT???? HHAHAhaha.. ha. Go watch the new music video plz.

A BRAND NEW music video for "Walk the Dinosaur" is OUT NOW!!!! Journey to 65 million years ago with us and @twrpband.bsky.social!!!!

TOMORROW WE'RE WALKIN' THAT DINOSAUR

Our new friend Mr. Chomps has something to tell you 👀

Everybody get on the floor!!! NEW MUSIC VIDEO for “Walk the Dinosaur” coming THIS FRIDAY!!!!! 🦖🦖🦖

Hold on to your butts