who is this diva

they’re saying you’re washed global capital. they’re saying you put up mickey mouse numbers against plumbers and middle school gym teachers. they’re saying you can’t hang in the modern scoring environment. they’re calling you a 20th century merchant. they’re saying you’re chopped and unc

getting mad you can’t sleep because people are banging on trash cans so you run out and tear gas yourself while setting off the fire alarms in the building is a hilariously stupid way to make your problems worse

You know what law was intended to prevent state legal regimes from racially profiling families and abducting children who might be caught without a parent? The Civil Rights Act of 1866. You know, the law to dismantle the Black Codes.

good teams win great teams cover

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Anyway, Target is apparently never going to bother figuring out how to attract its customers back.

I always love this argument like the United States hasn't lost multiple wars to 150 lb dudes living off goats, rice, and the little shrimp that live in rice paddies

If you’re not hearing alarm bells and seeing big flashing red lights at this, you’re just not paying attention. We’re in fucking trouble.

I was going to do a snarky post about how the SEC got zero teams into the national championship game and then I remembered that also happened last year and then I remembered that also happened the year before that

DHS tweeted this yesterday. Little more than 24 hours later, ICE agents just shot and killed a legal observer in Minneapolis.

BOOOOOOOO

lol LMAO

a rivalry game where the field conditions deteriorate through the game is beautiful, representing the deterioration of the psyches of everyone involved

The tush push is a modern art piece meant to demonstrate that officiating - and thus, law itself - is an ephemeral human creation no stronger or more meaningful than the daydreams of an idiot

Medium famous is generous

Yeah I've said this before but I didn't quit Twitter out of some great sense of Purpose; I quit because the user experience fucking sucked

The Ravens have now lost 8 games since the 2021 season in which they, at one point, had a win probability of at least 90%. That's three more than the next closest team.

I might regret posting this tomorrow but....Harbaugh?

John Harbaugh has blown 17 double-digit, second-half leads. That’s the most by any coach since at least 1991. H/T JoshDubowAP/X

Ravens should trade for Jim Harbaugh

Imagine the kind of guy who could tackle Lamar Jackson by himself. Now imagine the kind of guy who could tackle Derrick Henry by himself. They are very different guys. Unless they are Venom

kyle van noy getting that lateral

Ethic cleansing & genocide on a massive scale, but the “director of Rapid Response” for the losing campaign that repeatedly refused to engage with communities advocating for a better outcome on this very issue is trying to get a dunk in.

i saw lot of people making fun of dan for this, but its honestly real as hell and a level of introspection sports media desperately needs if it’s going to get back to being a more coherent entity

it's wild that today ICE was just like, "we're the thought police" unironically

idk if I was senile and possibly running out of time as a free man I'd also be running this shit like a fifth-grader playing RollerCoaster Tycoon on coke

Sure I guess. More relevant imo: Since its inception, sports radio has been an ecosystem of vicious sexism and plenty of racism.

Also must point out that they’re simply inventing (& hoping you won’t notice) that Khalil or any other protester was “provid[ing] material support” to any banned foreign group. Material support is a tangible thing. ADL has been making this slanderous accusation w/o any evidence since protests began

The idea that a Christian Nationalist, neo-Nazi sympathizing administration is illegally disappearing political enemies ON BEHALF OF THE JEWS is completely deranged.

I let out a genuine sigh of relief.

My man my man my man!

welcome to all NFL free agency posters coming over here during the twitter outage! to unlock NFL posts on bluesky, you first have to declare exactly what you'd have done differently than the Harris campaign. then you'll start seeing Sam Darnold posts

less than eight years ago she said what Al Franken did goes beyond party, beyond friendship, and that what he did disqualifies him for public office

they might play sports in philadelphia but they dont play games

Roses are red Like my cheeks when I blush Less than a week ago the Eagles sacked Patrick Mahomes six times with just a standard four man rush

Including on his PODCAST that he’s put out AFTER THIS HAPPENED

fighting on bluesky feels like overturning a table at the high school Gay Straight Alliance club meeting

Everything about the young guys at DOGE is reminding me of the time that I, as a middle school/high schooler, was tasked with cleaning up the family computer, deleted a bunch of nonsense looking files, and then the family computer stopped working.

In general, Turks and Caicos residents have expressed disappointment in the response from SpaceX after the Starship test flight explosion.

Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags

OpenAI says it has proof that Deepseek used its work without permission to create something meant to undermine and destroy its product. On behalf of all the authors whose novels and stories were taken as training data, oh no that must be so hard for you.

people keep sneering that rfk jr is a former heroin addict as if that isn’t easily the most human thing about him lol

If you see Chalamet put on 20+ lbs of muscle, Luigi movie confirmed.

Trump sows chaos in federal workforce then says “resign within a week and I’ll give you 7 months severance.” Don’t fall for it!  Trump told innumerable contractors he’d pay—then stiffed them. He has no authority to promise severance pay. Wait him out! apnews.com/article/trum...

Why do people who seem otherwise intelligent and competent keep suggesting GenerativeAI as a solution to problems that require accurate information when the one thing it can’t deliver is…accurate information?

I understand that a Commanders win would have made Dan Snyder unhappy but consider: everything seems to make Dan Snyder unhappy

OH YOU GUYS LIKE FRANKIE LUVU NAME HIS FIRST 3 ALBUMS

Ask Matt McConaughey and Woody Harrelson to explain to you in 6 sentences or fewer what Salesforce is

what did DEI actually look like at your companies? at mine it meant that HR vaguely gestured toward finding more black and women applicants but fell short of its targets and also didn't match competitive offers. amazing to see it distorted into this agent of destruction for the working class