This is amazing. Genuinely thought it was from The Onion when I first glanced at the title.

Bard Knight 01 🛡️ Dost thou shred? 🎸

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.

it's morgin time

The gambling crisis is going to get so much worse until this shit gets seriously regulated. It's basically pure profit without even having to provide a meaningful product/service, and corps won't show any restraint. You thought everything-as-a-service was bad? Get ready for everything-as-gambling.

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point

They've now got a quadcopter dronecam covering the first few turns in luge, but when it's in the other shots, it looks like the lugers are trying to escape a UFO.

It looks like Sam Darnold farted and Maye just smelled it

we will greet them as liberators

Ughn

Run while you can.

There's a billboard in the city where I live for a local sports bookie with the tagline, "It's not the gambling she hates... It's the losing!" It's honestly sickening.

like you cannot say this is for *sure* the reason but

Hey. I found a piece of cheese. Whose piece of cheese is this?

Watching a movie with a fellow YTP fan be like

I'm at the combination

Tobacco is the model for vice regulation tbh. You barely get to advertise and also everyone hates you.

Seeking information from a source in the building at LSU about Lane Kiffin and this dude ain’t saying SHIT

GEN Z HARRY OSBORN: Pete what's up with all those books about Spiders you can just look them up on Tiktok GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

It would be nice to live in a world where holding the very wealthy accountable for their crimes doesn't create a political crisis.

Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

inspired by @dialacina.com

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

Happy Halloween, Tigers! Trick or treat!

all the dads were so stoked about our costumes

Watching the gigantic corporations that dominate our economy become increasingly disconnected from such basic concepts as "we should make products people want to buy" and "making money is a good idea" is slowly driving me insane

POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet

Damn. I’m never going to find this room.

Peacock's B1G TURD.

funniest option would be tumblr. please come back to tumblr. 'so you hate waffles' and 'how dare you say we piss on the poor' FIGHT

You gotta know the guy who pitched this had the best meeting of their life

women in armor is the best gender and everyone who says otherwise is an infidel.

I have a hypothesis that a similar effect happens with many conspiracy theorists. Some people take "question what you've learned" to mean "reject everything you've learned," and become so ardently contrarian that they'll believe just about anything solely *because* it's not established consensus.

So... what was even the point of this #tylenol stunt? Who benefits from this? Trump+RFK have pissed off their base's vaccine conspiracists and given a big corp grounds to sue in exchange for... what, exactly? TBH it's kinda impressive how many hornet's nests they've managed to hit at once here.

I hope I get raptured because I know a lot of other people hoping to get raptured would be really mad they let me in too

Here lies donald trump. Look upon his chintzy plastic gold crap we got on mail order, ye mighty, and despair

Morrowind’s “you have a CIA handler who is also a drug addict” setup is the greatest starting hook for a sandbox RPG ever made. “Idk bro, just kinda… get out there and destabilize the region. I might have something for you when you’re level six. If I remember... woah. You ever look at your hand?”