16 years later and JB's penis has evolved 👏

Another birthday! 🎈💪 How am I lookin' for 38?? As I get older, my biggest wish is to have more appreciation for my body before it's too late.

Hope to finally have this out Friday - it's longer than the original cartoon!

Been a while since I posted any selfies, sooo... Hi everyone! 👋

I'm remaking my 2011 Daffy Duck YTP in glorious HD... and adding a lot more shit!

You know your video hits the algorithm when...

State of the Urine YTP is finally coming tonight!

Coming soon in my State of the Union YTP... Any fans of Marcus here? 👀

Just found out the family of Tourettes Guy is a huge fan of my vids, and Danny has seen them himself. (I sent them a small donation and didn't expect a reply) When I read this, MY ASS TURNED TO JELLO

Sorry that I vanished this past month. Been enjoying the company of my new girlfriend, but I also fell into a rut creativity-wise. Then on Jan 20th my mom had a stroke, for the first time ever. I found her on the floor of her apartment, barely moving but still breathing. (1/2)

(MILD SEIZURE WARNING) Just another mini-YTP, one mostly based on @cs188.bsky.social's style as well as his use of old TV commercials and programs. #YTP #Edit #Shocker

I leave you with one final edit this year "FrarF SinaniS - Nude York"

HappaH HolidildoH everyone! Spending the next few days with a gremlin princess ❤️

Jojjy Mamis - SlelS RiiR

I love it when I make a YTP that gets into everyone's feeds and I get called a zoomer who has no idea what they're doing

Watching a movie with a fellow YTP fan be like

Didn't know BlueSky was actually a dating app buuuuuut here we are @esme97.bsky.social 💛

i love my girlfriend @beanz666.bsky.social and we both love @cs188.bsky.social

Just found the weirdest face mask ever

YouTube algorithm just handed me my next YTP source

Trybersuck YTP is coming eventually!

November's one of my least favorite months It starts with NO for a reason The only decent thing about it is that one Gorillaz song And of course if you have a birthday Then happy birthday to you but November still sucks 🎈

Whenever I'm feeling like a boring or insignificant person, I have to remind myself how I simply have a lot of niche interests and obsessions that no one else cares about 👍 (Hey, another future video essay topic!)

Soooooo... What if I made "Brick by Brick, Suck My..." even MORE unhinged?

🎵 A few roaches been around that bed, so it's not just gonna get cleaned like that, 'cause I ain't no Hollenbeck girl

Good morning, this public restroom door has left me 100% unsatisfied

Flashback to when Trump's biggest mess was in his pants... oh how I miss those times

"Any object, big or small, BILLY MAYS STICKERS will stick to them all!" (Thank you so much @billymays.bsky.social !) ❤️

Today was the 14th annual Pencil Sharpening Day, for those who still celebrate! ✏️✏️✏️🪚

Steve Ballmer Halloween special, anyone? 🧛

This is one of my all-time favorite YTP intros ("Billy Mays Fights an Ongoing Crusade Against Beautiful Wood", by ninjaxcad, 2008)

Me and who? 👀

So earlier this year I visited Cedar Point in Ohio. Their memorabilia shop is uhhhhhhh It could use some work...

Dawww, YouTube remembered my channel's birthday 💖 19 years worth of videos indeed, despite the ones they forcibly took down... *LOUDEST POSSIBLE COUGH*

My mom must've taken like 188 Tylenols a day before she had me

Fan meetups like this will always be surreal for me! (And yes I really am that small, thankfully they didn't step on me)

The inner Brit in me was lucky enough to snag a ticket to see the legendary Oasis tomorrow in dirty New Jersey! 🇬🇧 Any of my followers gonna be there? We could meet up!

Phil Swift has *actually* lost it this time... (Full YTP coming soon!)

This sounds kinda familiar

Phil Swift finally takes care of the Andrew Tate problem!

I'm re-creating the Spiderman segment from "[YTP] CAN YOU HANDLE MORE?!?" because it's long overdue

Finally made the journey to see an a-MAYS-ing individual @billymays.bsky.social

This might be one of my new favorite things I've made involving Nickelback 😆

This is finally premiering at 9pm EST tonight on YT!

It baffles me how ads in free mobile games are allowed when they can literally WRECK your phone... I've spent more time playing the "game" of trying not to click "INSTALL REQUIRED UPDATE" and find the hidden X, plus it'll open up a browser tab for shady shit...HOW IS THIS LEGAL??

Joe Hendry has hit rock bottom this time

I work on videos in a really strange manner... I'll go multiple days without doing shit, then suddenly I'll have like a 15-hour streak of nothing BUT editing, where I forget to eat or take care of myself 'cause I become so damn focused on it

I bet y'all thought I was done with Joe Hendry after my last video... Nope! The deluxe edition is almost heeeeeere!

VIDEO GAMES SUCK