rip dick cheney, you wouldve loved the illegal war in south america we’re about to start

A&M having an ad about standing up for something after the president fired professors for acknowledging trans people exist and still getting forced out for not having enough zeal while doing it feels like irony

puro

“My favorite drink is Sangria”

Uni :3

one last thing, you know a band is so completely itself that you read these lyrics and a.) think about what an incredible song it is, and b.) laugh because they're beyond self-parody

baseball starting pitchers are evolving further and further toward gangly 6'8" teenagers who optimize their frame to throw 103 for 2 seasons before all their ligaments explode so you gotta hold onto every crafty 30-something you get who looks like any other guy you'd see eating lunch at burger king

The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.

Its nice the kids get to experience their own 2003 style build-up to an unjust war like we did.

been thinking about this all day. just something to consider

Conservative commenters claimed the city's display of the flag is 'intolerant' of straight people.

Puro

holy shit dude, you're opening an upscale sports bar in a redeveloped industrial neighborhood? your menu's going to include shareables and bowls with irreverent pop culture references? you're going to partner with casual pickup leagues to host cornhole tourneys?? bro you're gonna be a millionaire!!

*Come Together Voice* He fuck, custom sofa he kill, holy father He get, mocked in Greenland he is, owned on Twitter He was, picked so no one would kill the prez What the fuck is up with the shape of his head? Come together, right now, blame JD

you could have asked them about this! literally at any moment during the campaign you could have thought to yourself “wow theyre gonna deport 10M people, i wonder what due process would look like” but your stupid brain is nothing but mush and dmt resin

logging on

New baby has arrived! He's a Singleton named Chance, apparently the one survivor of an abandoned litter. He is now my foster son and I would kill for him

Who the hell thinks it’s a good idea to stop trying to prevent HIV and infectious diseases? I have never heard a single constituent - Democrat or Republican - ask for this level of crazy shit. These guys are going to get many Americans killed.

War Thunder has the chance to do the funniest crossover promotion ever with Signal right now

STEPHANE SMITH: Je veux addresser ce probleme. SERGE BAYLESS: [nods] SMITH: Vous savez que je deteste les tete-carres Anglais. BAYLESS: Absolument. SMITH: MAIS!

BREAKING: Federal court blocks Texas A&M's ban on student drag shows in @thefireorg.bsky.social lawsuit. "To ban the performance from taking place on campus because it offends some members of the campus community is precisely what the First Amendment prohibits." www.thefire.org/news/victory...

linkedin post that's going to drive me insane all day: "so it is fine for private sector employees to be laid off, downsized, etc but federal employees cannot? something is very wrong with this scenario" like they are so, so close to getting it

Hey remember that time a bunch of losers got mad at a lady who made a video game about depression and it led to several thousand federal employees losing their jobs

As Trump bans DEI programs, Spurs celebrate Pride Night. “I’m so proud of our team and so grateful we have stayed the course,” Spurs executive Kara Allen. “And as a queer woman leader, I feel significant pressure to push us to continue to do the harder, right thing.”

“keir this is poland, we just signed them. they spent over 4% of gdp on defense last year. their only flaw is they’re not deterred by mutually assured destruction”

literally every time I talk to friends

YIPPEE!!!

Valentine's Day miracle

this Mexico City coffee shop's playlist went from Black Parade into A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton into Mr. Brightside into I Kissed a Girl they really said "come eat, millennial"

They are just pouring water out of a reservoir for no goddamn reason other than Trump thinks that there's a magic valve that was stopping California from fighting wildfires.

Pinegrove perform "Old Friends" at WFMU (2016)

wishing a very happy Feast of the Ass to all who celebrate 🙏

FEETS

important announcement: there is a new baby capybara at the San Antonio Zoo named Tupi. i would lay down my life for Tupi

Mitski - "Your Best American Girl" (2016)

*tap*

big stretch big stretch big stRETCH BIG STRETCH

not funny. you might not like what he did for a living, but The Child Catcher had a family. he had a community. and no one deserves to have their head flensed by caractacus potts' hair cutting machine

Aggie football never changes I guess

Something an innocent man with nothing to hide does. Release the report.

The night 1999's Texas A&M Bonfire would have burned, 40,000 Aggies held a candlelight vigil at the site, then carried their candles to Kyle Field for the yell practice that would have been held at Bonfire. Read a journal entry from that day by the late Robert "Red" Gibbens '86: tx.ag/GibbensJournal

We can finally admit, yes we cheated.

LSU with no respect for helping A&M's strength of schedule