Just almost convinced a guy in the office that Vanessa Paradis had a whole album called "Le Transport Publique", and her follow up to Joe le Taxi was called Pierre le Bus.

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

Cats in Summer: Steady on Mate. We're roommates, nothing more. Don't get any ideas. We're not even particularly close. Where's my breakfast Bitch? Cats in Winter: Hey Cuddle Buddy! I'll kill myself if we aren't entwined in each other! Hold me Darling! I yearn for your embrace! Never let me go!

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

“This really is the Dutch 18th century equivalent of the sports direct mug” 🤣 Loving this collab with the V&A and @roseschmits.bsky.social youtu.be/1Js3LV1KZ7M?...

Erm excuse me BBC subtitling?

hiding the child porn behind a paywall just means you've officially turned the child porn into a business, babe.

Denmark is ready!

Dreamt I bumped into JKR and told her she looked like a drag queen

Same photographer has an absolutely fascinating set of Epstein photos & a little story to go with them here, including photos of woody Allen, Richard Branson, and a letter about (then) prince Andrew & his wife owing a guy £59k in unpaid wages. www.instagram.com/p/DTLQwZ6jTL...

In this week’s issue: What if the idea of the autism spectrum is completely wrong? Grab a copy in shops now or download our app for digital editions. newscientist.com/issue/3577/

my 75yo mother told me last night that she’s planning to delete Instagram and Facebook because she’s sick of not being able to tell what’s AI and what’s not, and I genuinely don’t think tech companies have reckoned with this kind of move as an actual possibility

People keep posting AI videos of Trump and other Fascists doing Queer things... superimposing his face on Beyoncé's body in the Single Ladies video, dressed in drag, kissing Putin or whatever, etc, etc. I need them to know that "HAHA HE'S GAY" is not a fucking dunk and it's actually homophobic.

"But what did you expect Starmer to say?"

Worst idea of the year has already dropped

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

Eldest son is back from uni. He left his bag of weed on the kitchen counter. Was going to bollock him for leaving it where his sister could find it but instead rolled a fat one and have just eaten 10 mince pies.

Documentary idea: Give Suzanne Moore a bunch of cash and follow her around a large shopping mall in Bangkok as she tries to spend it without interacting with a trans woman until she crumples to the ground in tears whispering "ideology" repeatedly as she slips into a coma

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Face / œuf #EggAMovie

Billy Joel has claimed another victim. How long will we let him carry on like this?

I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article !!!! And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY !!!!

Scooby Doo’s favourite pantomime.

people who set off fireworks after midnight should be forced to sit on a lit one

My son hates 6Music and does a very good impression of the DJs with some made up band with a stupid name. I always tell him he’s being daft but we got in the car the other day to this and frankly I didn’t have a leg to stand on

I don't want gen AI in my browser I don't want gen AI in my pc I don't want gen AI in my art I don't want gen AI in my games I don't want gen AI in my music I don't want gen AI in my movies I don't want gen AI in my books I don't want gen AI in my cart I don't want gen AI in my life

Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?

Happy Holidays 🤭

Kimbal Musk has publicly admitted that he and his brother Elon were in the country illegally for years before applying for citizenship—so unless they admitted this on their immigration forms, they must be deported immediately. Every journalist should be buzzing about this.

Just been laughed at by an entire vet’s waiting room when the receptionist loudly welcomed me and ‘ASTEROID DESTROYER!’ to the building. Look guys. She’s even in her space suit. They will be laughing on the other side of their labradors when she RULES THE WORLD!!!! ✊😾 👩‍🚀 ☄️🐈‍⬛

Trump implying that one of his supporters murdered Rob Reiner for criticizing him is really something

Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.

Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.

Did you know that less than 1% of ppl have different coloured eyes [heterochromia]? One of the most famous is Henry Cavill. The same % of ppl are trans. Both are normal conditions. It would be crazy to persecute ppl with heterochromia. It’s crazy to persecute trans ppl. Be a hero & stand up!

'Stop sulking.' 'You said I could drive.' 'I said I'd let you sit in the front, and if you don't stop complaining I'll put you in the boot.'

When reality is stranger than satire!

Loooool Etsy seller's name in alt.

What the crap is this? www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/spo...

Indeed. And we know neurodivergent people are at a far higher risk of mental health issues when societal structures fail, increasing overload. bsky.app/profile/pete...

I’d like for Wes Streeting to have a full review of mental healthcare over the past ten years, identify waiting times to see people, the level of care and how many people have been left with long term issues or feeling like they’ve no other option but to take their own lives. Not “overdiagnosis” 🤬

My first full time job involved doing PR for an "internet fridge" in the early 2000s. At the time I quietly thought it was a silly fad that would pass. God I wish I'd been right.

Celebrating the failure of businesses that support women to own the trans

Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...

Carrie Fisher was the blueprint. Protect your people. Call out the predators. #RESIST

Sadly yes.

you wouldn’t even say “quiet piggy” to miss piggy, bc she would rightly kill you on the spot for your insolence