Timeline cleanse. Alf would like to see the manager of this place.

I have "Ecky thump, it's Thicky Trump!" lodged in my head, like it's the Radio Times listing for a 70s sitcom about a "challenged" man getting into scrapes, with less than hilarious consequences.

When you have a baby, they throw it at ya" Yeah, I think you were thrown straight into a fucking wall. Twat.

To ‘ultra-crepidate’ (19th century) is to lecture others on subjects you know very little about.

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

Mr. RFK Jr, The vaccine doctors took my baby and injected him with 80 liquid vaccines like a horse. Now he's too puft. Please help!

Oh, Trump. Fuck off all the way to Fuckoffshire then take the bus to Fuckoffland. F U C K O F F.

Despite my laptop then external hard drive completely dying, tomorrow there will be a Middle-Aged Teenage Angst on @noiseboxradio.com. I'm not saying I'm Jesus or owt - that is for other people to say.

I regret to you inform you that, according to my son, this is Batman and his Butler Alfred.

This just made me wheeze! Poor Nick's knickers got a right pasting!

Fat, hairy, wants to hibernate all year round, will demolish any unattended picnic in minutes. Finally, an awareness week I can fully identify with. www.bbc.com/newsround/ar...

The Toys That Made Us randomly using the Terry and June theme always makes me smile. Thinking of Terry falling through a sunlounger and June dressing as a punk really helps pad out the backstory of My Little Pony.

Friends fear she's found another giant penguin.

As someone who once left a Minecraft sword on a train that was never to be seen again, this is incredible.

"And who are you wearing this evening, Melania?" "B&Q"

My phone camera somehow turned Alf into a Ladybird illustration.

Hello, I'm a technical consultant but can't spell technical without using autocorrect.

How am I?.... @sentimentbot.bsky.social

Some hams are about to be burgled...

It’s so bizarre, in a way, that women were excluded/pushed out of the TTRPG space for so long because this shit right here, this is some grognardy shit!

It's incredible how close the Red Arrows fly together, must take nerves of steel

As @johnrain.co.uk would say, I been sleeping on @wheezingpod.bsky.social. I thought I'd need to know about Dr Who, but nope!

Picture of the King cosplaying as a stamp here.

Fantastic episode. I love Ste's enthusiasm about everything!

I've been teaching my 81 year old MIL to use their massively overcomplicated heating controls. It reminds me of a Dave Gorman quote (paraphrasing) "It was like teaching your grandma to programme a video recorder lover the phone. She doesn't have a video, but she does have a cake..."

Find someone who looks at you the same way Eddy Grant looks at Michael Aspel during Telethon '88.

"On Saturdays and Sundays you can see some insects perform a tribute to Men Without Hats." "Weekend ants?" "If you want to." 💃🏽

If you are a 40 something indie kid I can heartily recommend @benbaker.bsky.social's zine. You should totally get one.

Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't.

me when you get your acoustic guitar out at a party I was up to that point enjoying

Me and @mikaltempo.bsky.social at the front, there. Just like when we met Angela Rippon on Light Lunch in the 90s.

Do Trump fans send each other MAGA zines?

To save you a click, turns out she’s all of the Bee Gees.

I do this, @outonbluesix.bsky.social and @benbaker.bsky.social because I love and respect you. Please enjoy my brain fruits and make sure you watch with the sound on.

Dear god, has someone scalped Graham Lister?

He might as well set a man trap.

Happy Attention To Detail Wednesday everybody!

Timeline cleanse

Can't wait for this!

Bluesky is funded entirely by AARP with a mission to keep aging gen-x people from being lonely when their kids go off to college. Everyone under 55 on this app is an unpaid caregiver

"START THE FANS, PLEASE!"

Patient: so, do you think me being hard of hearing has contributed to my bird phobia? Doctor: maybe a smidgen. Patient: WHAT?!? WHERE?!?

I bet this wasn't in Rude Food, @bobfischer.bsky.social! (As discussed on @looksunfamiliar.bsky.social)

Hang on, Piers. If we "Wake up", then we are surely "Woke"?

That wasn't The Christians, that was Nat King Cole.