Reposting again. Helen Lewis is a disingenuous liar, and her lies endanger trans children.

Two post thread. Eloquent and spot-on.

Protecting The Kids by telling websites not to let a 17yo see a boob, announcing it on a social media site with an AI that does CSAM of any kid that takes a nonce's fancy, but that's OK bc they paid a drugged up nazi trillionaire to do it

Thought you guys might enjoy this enormous cat who manages a butcher shop

I’m going to have to revoke my dad’s access to my Prime account. He’s discovered Clarkson’s Farm. FML.

I’m something of a feng shui expert myself *pushes vase onto floor while maintaining eye contact* #art #cat #void

The end of Scarface except instead of a grenade launcher it’s this #art #capybara #friend

I miss being able to do stuff. I want to go out for lunch or to the cinema. Or just for a coffee and listen to a podcast in my car. I’m losing touch with my friends because out of sight, out of mind. FML.

Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...

One day I’ll be able to chop/slice onions without my eyes feeling like they’re going to explode. Today is not that day.

I woke up like this #art

Everywhere I look reminds me of her

they came for dolly. we ride at dawn.

As a lemony cloth for my brain’s art hands, it’s Matthew Corbett and his family

This is where all opposition parties should be targeting - stop pacifying the racists, the racists will vote Reform anyway. But tell the floaters how they won't get the minimum wage any more or that they'll have to find £10k a year to buy their own diabetes medicine and they may think differently.

I hope y'all are finding some joy this weekend. Some laughter sprinkled in too. Be kind to yourselves and whatnot. I love you.

I drank way too much coffee today, so I’m just spamming people with cat videos. This could be why I’m not very popular.

Puts being horny for couches in the shade.

Grief’s a weird thing, isn’t it. You think you’re doing ok and that you’ve processed that they’re gone. Then you drive passed and see the house has sold and it hits you like a tonne of bricks again.

No really, I bought it a seat on the plane and everything #art #cheeseburger

Ben’s Patreon is excellent value for money and full of good stuffs. I say this even though he thinks my eyes sometimes resemble those of Nookie bear.

The Economist is pure shite on every issue it touches but this is especially egregious. If Britain had a “George Floyd moment” then it was the murder of Stephen Lawrence and subsequent failures to deliver justice by the institutionally racist Met Police and judiciary, surely

My back is killing me and they’ve upped dad’s water tablets today, so I’ll be getting up at least three times tonight to put him back in bed. Pray for my spine, lads.

Someone I haven’t heard from in ages messaged me today and said the loveliest things. Unexpected messages are the things that keep me going.

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I met Anthony Head once. He was lovely, really funny and warm. He gave me a really tight hug. It was the best part of the day! I knew I would enjoy something if he was in it and I wish I could have seen him in TRHPS. RIP 💔

I am lonely as fuck and I came on here to try and get some interaction to help, but I’ve just seen that Reform AI Nowak thing and honestly, I don’t want to be here anymore. I’m done for today.

So the police force accused by Nigel Farage of "anti-white racism" is over five times more likely to target black people for stop and searches than white people The figure is higher than the average for England and has got worse over recent years www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

We seem to have stalled at 93% funded so if you wouldn’t mind having a look at our GFM for MrsH’s power wheelchair that would be SUPER DUPER please and thank you x

One more bump for today. Getting very close to target - currently on 91% funded! So happy!

I’m waaaay too tired for dementia logic, today.

We're a video podcast that looks at panto posters of yesteryear seeing what amazing stuff we can find. ALL YEAR ROUND. We do not review the pantos. Just the posters. The latest edition is so packed with stars we had to do it in two parts! PT1 youtu.be/R_InIPirEUU?... PT2 youtu.be/RG5gVWVJS0Y?...

The face of a man confident that no-one will be talking about his £5m bribe anymore.

Dear cis people: If you’re invited to a meeting to discuss policy that affects trans people, and there are no trans people also invited to that meeting you’re part of the problem. I’ll also personally add: I think you’re a bad person.

free speech is great but sometimes shutting the fuck up is good too

The reference to "beating up a policewoman with zero consequences" is intriguing given that a potential Restore London mayoral candidate has been convicted of that exact crime. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant_Mid...

🎶it's beginning to feel a lot like America🎶

“There quarters of workers not paid enough to save enough to retire on” There, headline fixed.

Seems like I’m always asking for help on here and I hate doing it but we don’t have any other options. Please please can you have a look at, or share, our GFM for a new power wheelchair for MrsHackenbush.

NSFW [picture of carpenter wearing a tie]

Generally I would say Don’t take advice from older people but “get a good book in now and again” doesn’t hurt and platonic love is just as important as sexy times love. Oh also, no one likes it if you say “sexy times”

How many of us feel in a cold rage today? Mine is directed at Farage & this comment on yesterday's Guardian piece by John Crace is spot on. The writer uses a pseudonym or I would credit them but, to whomever he or she is, I say bravo.

Stewart Lee was brilliant tonight: "If you're unsure of which toilets you can use feel free to shit in a bag and mail it to Graham Linehan, he sorts through them by hand"

Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!

It’s been a day. I’m going to have a cuppa and eat cookies in bed and finish watching Ironheart. It’s always good to see Cree Summer in something.

Dad’s decided to watch The Vardys.

This is Maple. She closes her eyes while enjoying ice cream in order to really savor the moment. Also believes it prevents brain freeze. Just can't prove it yet. 12/10 (TT: maplethechocolatesausage)

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