Get down @thegraystonunity.bsky.social for your delicious free birthday pint, but go via Umrah Supermarket for a similarly delicious half price shawarma. #FreeLoading #MartinLewisMoneySavingExpert

🏮Update🏮 Tickets are now running low, if you're coming to the SPRAY/CUBAN BOYS/POUND SHOP BOYS extravaganza hosted by Hacker T Dog we'd love to see you! All the deets are here www.eventbrite.com/e/spray-x-cu... It's worth it just for the selfie with Hacker!

Cheeeeeeers to all my tiny friends who live my phone, from @thegraystonunity.bsky.social celebrating 10 Years Of The Grayston Unity.

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Who do you think we've bagged for an interview? Comment below!

Very disappointed at @channel4tv.bsky.social editing on #gogglebox with reference to #eurovision. Not only did Dam do an amazing job, but possibly has more intelligence and skills than many of those ‘watching’

Mrs Autobahn keeps telling me I should start the campaign now for BBC4 to dig out the episode that was broadcast on BBC Prime or Choice or hatever it was that the Cuban Boys were actually on. But I don't have the energy. And I think they've lost it #totp

I implore you to put the subtitles on for the full horror of how bad a lot of chart pop songs really are #totp

The definitive version of 2006's UK #Eurovision song that we helped write (Ric) and helped sing (Jen) with our great colleague and associate Daz Sampson.

Part 2 of our epic look at Aladdin in Manchester in 1984 drops at midnight tonight. And after many many, many requests we will finally get around to covering that most British of cultural celebrations, "Rear Of The Year". Linktr.ee/PantoSplaining

Here's me and Ben risking our lives for our beloved ALF.

Here #watchingitonthenigtelly

Listen to this lad, and get your tickets for an incredible night of electropop entertainment on the 4th of July. Hacker will be hosting, get a selfie with him! www.eventbrite.com/e/spray-x-cu...

I'd genuinely forgotten that Matt Berry as Vangelis, Jarvis Cocker, Alan Rothwell and @tonymartin.bsky.social had represented the UK in Eurovision in 1975

One day Hacker will be the UK's #Eurovision entry. open.spotify.com/track/6hIZ1G...

The annual posting of Terry Wogan doing a spirited interpretation of Teenage Life...

#Eurovision United Kingdom

I love the bounce this got on analytics when I added the porn star! refukked.lovable.app

This clip of The Golden Age Of Video being performed live in Salford serves two purposes - to highlight the surprising arrival of the track itself on Spotify and to plug the Cuban Boys/Spray gig on 4th July, where this will be played again. www.eventbrite.com/e/spray-x-cu...

Rather implausibly, after 16 years The Golden Age Of Video is finally on streaming open.spotify.com/album/7m4Zh5...

We'd very much like to hype ourselves onto the Imaginary Gay Chart, if anybody's got any payola ideas? www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8BB...

Nepo baby musician

🧡. @ricardoautobahn.co.uk

Celebrate the 10th Anniversary of the album Panophobia with the video for "part 2". open.spotify.com/album/79UwXU... youtu.be/DrQ8AG8Jsec?...

That's not even enough time to listen to the first piece on my album Panophobia! open.spotify.com/album/79UwXU...

Actually true, we've written a country and western song called This Could Be The Song That Ends All War and we are just waiting for the BBC to call #Eurovision

We Are Gothic appears with many many bonus tracks on a new streaming edition of our seminal debut album Living In Neon... open.spotify.com/album/4ca2rI...

Please do follow us at spray.bandcamp.com. You don't have to buy anything but we are getting in the habit of doing regular email mailouts from there about our comings and goings, which seems to cut through *much* better than social media these days.

Here's a promo film for that double CD back in 2016. Long since deleted. We don't have any copies. BUT! It's now on streaming including such madness as the song we did for the Smash Potato Martians, and the theme for the 2001 Manchester International Film Festival. open.spotify.com/album/4ca2rI...

Another great Found Media video featuring @philfletcher.bsky.social

Hang on a minute

Were the Barndance Boys the original Angine de Poitrine? Yes. Yes they were.

A short film telling the true story of the First Cat In Space. The full video: youtu.be/70VCY9Iu6qc?...

'Enough Of The Small Talk - Where's My Money?' from Ambiguous Poems About Death. open.spotify.com/album/6znyqS...

Our newest song, Somewhere Out There (Somebody's Burying A Body) performed (electro) acoustically. Streaming soon!

As the latest commentator says, this video is old enough to drive www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFM1...

ONE WEEK FROM TODAY: the next PantoSplaining will come out and boy oh boy, it's a big one! No clues - but it's full of some of the greatest people from your childhood, and is so jam-packed with legends we're having to do it in two parts!

Cheeeeers to all our tiny friends who live in our phones. Also we're playing live in Salford in July with TV's Hacker T Dog... www.eventbrite.com/e/spray-x-cu...

It's a Bandcamp Bank Holiday #BandcampBankholiday so get the EP for free! spray.bandcamp.com/yum 7rcu-6btm llhx-khu6 qeqs-6vak 9rrc-g9r8 yllc-39hn yepq-czqe 26ff-wt63 azdx-cbz4 rtqj-xckm hkgr-6xlh h3kd-yv55 hdye-u9br q4k9-ez4l fc3z-3tje whxk-h793 eqck-vek4 bbs2-63tm dx4d-kxu6 pqpc-kqak 8rf4-gzr8

Here's Hacker T Dog's intro from the last time we did this - the Pound Shop Boys, the Cuban Boys and Spray all in one night, hosted by TV's favourite innocent man himself. GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT www.eventbrite.com/e/spray-x-cu...

We remain confident that once ALF fan @vancityreynolds.bsky.social hears of ALFsplaining, the World's Number One ALF Podcast, he'll come on as a guest. If @wrexhamafc.co.uk could put in a good word we'd be v grateful.

...and just look at that handsome boy

We are young, urban and urbane so of course we're on TikTok www.tiktok.com/@panto_splai...

Some of these #totp cameramen should be put on a register for upskirting offences

If you listen carefully you can hear bits of this sampled in @alfsplaining.bsky.social's 'An ALF Situation' youtu.be/eKnSb4TCZYw?...

On this @bandcamp.com Friday #BandcampFriday - have a look at spray.bandcamp.com and follow us, because we send out semi-regular and semi-literate emails updating you on what we're doing. It's the best way to cut through the porridge of social media! You can also buy CDs of our last three albums.

Seems @chortle.bsky.social are paying attention to the topical zeitgeist covered in @pantosplaining.bsky.social

Fun evening watching @pantosplaining.bsky.social episode 7 #WatchItOnTheBigTelly

Why not enjoy this splendid video for our song Somewhere Out There (Somebody's Burying A Body)? No reason not to at all. youtu.be/w8BB3IW7LQw?...