“Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason.” Wrongly attributed to Mark Twain. marktwainstudies.com/the-apocryph...

“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” Noël Coward

Pretending it’s about supporting the local community by creating jobs when far more likely to about how much cash is in it for her & the other grifting crooks to turn a blind eye

Baking 🍪 Been told I’m pre diabetic so celebrating in typical Aries fashion

If you see this, post a character that starts with W

Been to GP & didn’t feel gaslit for once Being referred back to gastroenterology & prescriptions sorted🤞🏻

I wandered lonely as a cloud That floats on high o'er vales and hills, When all at once I saw a crowd, A host, of golden daffodils; Beside the lake, beneath the trees, Fluttering and dancing in the breeze

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26. The Fearless Vampire Killers featuring Sharon Tate in the red dress

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Happy belated birthday to David Sylvian

25. Christopher Lee as Dracula from the Hammer series of films

Nude with onions Painting of Peter Orlovsky by Robert LaVigne Orlovsky was living with LaVigne at that time but then became the lover of Allen Ginsberg www.sothebys.com/en/articles/...

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When people don’t realise how problematic some artists & writers actually are to the point where you really can’t separate their work from how much a c*nt they are/were

Making lasagne 🧑‍🍳

Crocuses in the local park

Have removed the screen protector from my phone has it had a huge chip on the bottom edge & I was wondering why I kept getting little abrasions on my fingers

Gmail are accessing private messages 🫠 This is how to stop that, screenshot the steps to follow.

Replaced rings with bars

5 authors by whom I've read at least 5 books: Iain M Banks Haruki Murakami Virginia Woolf Aldous Huxley Ursula K Le Guin 📚

Now adding back the roving but smaller pieces 🧶🤣 Think it’s done at last

Asked GP for a 4 week prescription so they prescribed 3 weeks Formal complaint made as it just feels like they’re being childish & playing games at this point

24. Isabelle Huppert as Elizabeth Bàrhory in The Blood Countess

A little reminder of why there's a by-election in #GortonAndDenton Andrew Gwynne and other Labout Party members exchange derogatory messages about constituents and other members of his own local party. He only stepped down when he screwed a pension out of us. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Took more out 🫣🤣

Have reworked the areas of soumak weaving as looked too much like an anatomy lesson on intestines 🤣 Broken it up & thinned out the roving as that was too bulky but still thinking might make that bigger area smaller Still pondering orientation ⭕️

If you see this, post a Monster. 🤮

The Moirai 🧶 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moirai

I’m not very good at this sort of thing 🤣

Apparently it’s sticky bun day 🤭

The Very British Hangover Scale

One of my nipple rings fell out!? At least it wasn’t like the work incident with the PA

Frieda Hughes remembering her mother, Sylvia Plath

Just incase you wondered 🙃

Get a fucking grip Maggie 🤦🏻‍♂️

23. Barnabas Collins from Dark Shadows Original played by Jonathan Frid & remake with Johnny Depp

Bought some speedos 🩲 Might pose later

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Indeed 💨

Friday 🙃

All finished ☑️ Just so you know it’s 23 inches or 58 cm in diameter ⭕️

Infection control 🤣