When I was talking about this sketch with someone & the 'shuffles half a pound of coke up her nose but don't put sugar in her tea' line I couldn't find the video anywhere... Today the video pops up on Instagram and I can't for the life of me remember who the fuck I was talking about it with!!!

Somebody rearranged the Manchester sign in Piccalilli Gardens.

🎵🎶🎵Cold is the colour of crystal the snowlight that falls from the heavenly skies Catch me and let me dive under for I want to swim in the pools of your eyes! 🎶🎵🎶

Happy Mary Brazzle Day @scotsboy1972.bsky.social Tell us how you do it!! We're intrigued!! 💅💅

FACTUAL!!

That's got to be Gillian McKeith!!

What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child?

Thought about booking a ticket for Matteo Lane at the Opera House in April. Saw how much & I thought afuckinggain!!

Well that was an odd but enjoyable watch. Polterheist on Amazon Prime. youtu.be/i8gKpct4DkE?...

I'm not saying I would.. But it would definitely cross my mind!!

SING!!

Wrapped Elsie Tanner up so tightly burrito style that she couldn't figure out how to escape for 15 minutes... She probably used some of that time to work out elaborate & macabre ways for me to end up on the floor with a chalk outline!!

Urgh!!!

Not today Jason. Not today.

Post an image that will always make you laugh

Eugenie must've taken the knitting machine out of her back bedroom & put a Simon Le Bon poster over that damp patch.

Hello.

When a company sees a trending hashtag & jumps in without researching what it refers to!! This will never not make me laugh! 😂😂😂😂 #NoNutNovember

Saving this as my new standard response to EVERYTHING!! @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social

Yes! Life is currently quite shit! Yes! Every guy that waves their danglies in my direction turns out to be an absolute cunt. Yes! I've given up all delusions of finding a decent guy! But NO!! I still haven't sunk to the point of buying a one slot toaster!!

Actual Queers!! (That kiss like exhibition lesbians) 😂😂😂 www.instagram.com/reel/DQxTYuN...

Had a wander around Manchester Christmas Tat Market & bought a Manchester Bee beenie hat from The Manchester Shop.

I've just sat through 4 50 minute episodes of a cold murder case documentary and at the end of it they still don't know who fucking did it!!!!!!

Chips & Egg for tea. RIP Pauline Collins.

Christmas is ruined #theAdvertisaLie

The "This is a Christian country" Flagshaggers of Kent are going to be spinning trying to work out which is more important. St George vs St Nickolas!

Why is watching the John Lewis Christmas advert for the first time every year like doing The Times cryptic crossword??

Yeah I know it's an Ai version but this is such a beautiful arrangement. youtu.be/0c034_zr51o?...

Just the thing you want if you're planning to join The Osmund's!!

If he knocked on my door I'd absolutely let him in!! I hope he gets here soon.

"Oh Rocky"

When someone gets shot in a sitcom (Ideal) & it all goes slow motion & there's a song playing & you get goosebumps & you think "I'm having that played at my funeral". But I ended Peter's funeral with it because I wanted to make sure every bastard cried. youtu.be/ypApKTXuOxU?...

I didn't realise what date it was until I was clocking in at work.

Back to work today. Activate Retail Bitch Face

If the intervening 6 years have proved anything to me then the answer is an incredibly loud, resounding NO!!!

#NewProfileHeaderPic Sing along!! You know you want to!!

I'm normally very sympathetic to those who are truly struggling but FUCK RIGHT OFF love!!

As scamming attempts go this was one of the easiest ones to spot!!

What if...?

Can you get them installed in other people's houses?? #AskingForAFriend

Repost with your mental state.

Harvard scientist warns Brits to ‘brace themselves’ as ‘alien spaceship’ to reach Earth today www.joe.co.uk/news/harvard...

Who's up for a boil in the bag plaice in cream sauce in memory of Prunella Scales??

As I posted the news that somebody had died I had time to reflect...

Prunella Scales has died. 'Ooh I Know!!!'

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.

"I may be cosy and warm but I am still very much plotting your death!!!" #ElsieTanner

Setting up booby traps for trick or treaters!!