Shooketh to hear that Catherine O'Hara has died. #DeadFamous

Are he indeed!?!?

Elsie Tanner is happier with today's delivery.

My sister Joanne is 57 today. I found the perfect card for her.

Apparently I need to start ordering things that come in bigger boxes!!!

The main issue in the Brooklyn Beckham kerfuffle is being overlooked...

When it's 5 minutes before your shift ends & your next customer has a full basket of clothes that she has to go through to decide if she wants them or not!

On 27 January 1945, Auschwitz concentration camp was liberated by the Red Army during the Vistula–Oder Offensive. Although most of the prisoners had been forced onto a death march, about 7,000 had been left behind. #HolocaustMemorialDay www.instagram.com/ourlittlecot...

How is that comfortable you silly tit!!

Arrived at work only to find that it hadn't burned down while I was on holiday!!!

Landed. Hard!!! Last five minutes were quite bumpy. Twats at the back clapped & the woman next to me crossed herself 😂😂😂

"Hello & welcome aboard this Jet2 flight to Manchester. If this is not your flight please let the cabin crew know."

Darling hold my hand!!!

She's coming home.

Spent my last few hours in Cyprus at Pafos Zoo before coming to the airport. Here's a penguin to prove it.

I believe Elsie Tanner has been an absolute angel for her nana and papa. (I didn't raise a delinquent!) Although, by the face on her, she isn't overly impressed with the thought of going home!!

Fact. That's why I flew to Cyprus with 3 rolls of Asda Shades in my case!

Biutiful?? Had to make it B&W cos tonight I'm not. 😂😂😂

Pebble balancing! Walked along the beach with my sister Joanne and brought some pebbles back to build this by the villa pool.

Dinosaur.

Rained most of yesterday and overnight but this morning the weather is gorgeous. My last full day here. Fly home tomorrow afternoon.

Had a quiet couple of hours while my sister & bf and niece & gf went out for a drink.

Serve them with a jlube dip???

My sister Joanne after the Greek waiter kept calling her 'beautiful lady'...

Looking kinda dumpy after a big meal and these jeans make my legs look really spindly.

COCK!!!

More love letters please!

Up on the villa roof. Incredibly relaxed. Head clear (ish). I didn't realise how much I needed this peace.

Vicky B rehearsing the first dance at Brooklyn's wedding.

🎵🎶🎵And he says it's brilliant there There's something in the air And sunshine everywhere He's on the beach I know he's changed somehow He sends us postcards now I'm not sure where he is, but he is out of reach.🎶🎵🎶

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"

Absolutely wetting myself laughing while reading this story!! 😂😂😂😂 Our flight may have been delayed for a couple of hours this morning but at least they didn't leave half the passengers at the bottom of a stairwell & fucked off without them. 😂😂😂😂 www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...

We've come a long way, me & my hips!!

Just nipping out for a bit.

What d'ya say to a wee bit o' skelpin', eh? #HighSpirits

QTP with your favorite Jedi! (wrong answers only)

FFS!! Hadn't even got my fucking coat off & the Arndale's fire alarm went off!!!

I think about doing this at work every fucking day!! (Not in French obvs)

Absolutely Screaming. 😂😂😂😂 www.instagram.com/reel/DTIqZxT...

I FUCKING AM!!!

Me when a customer is going into details about why they are returning something.

Back in for 5 minutes and the alarms went off again!!

Arndale evacuation realness!! #FuckingBaltic

When in the UK filming the first season of Drag Race UK Michelle Visage found Bullseye on Challenge TV and live tweeted all the prizes. 😂😂😂😂

Bus stop outside the US Embassy in London!! #TrumpIsANonce

I can't be bothered taking my Christmas tree down. Wonder if I'll notice the extra bad luck when it shows up or if it will just blend in with the bad luck that's already here???

Just read that Molly Parkin died yesterday. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #DeadFamous

And I think we can learn a lot from that...

Remember when you didn't have to ask yourself this question EVERY FUCKING DAY!!!