Golly I'm bored!!

Attention people of Yorkshire!!! The UK AIDS Quilt is on display in Wakefield until Sunday 7th June. I went to see it on display at Tate Modern and from myself in floods of tears. Go see it if you can!! #UKAIDSQuilt share.google/NGdcqW8B6OCf...

Boots did arrive. And they're going back. They are nice, comfortable, etc but they are too narrow at the ankle to tuck leather jeans inside & too wide at the top to look good with said leather jeans tucked inside. Elsie Tanner didn't look overly impressed either.

"Your mom's a bitch" 😂😂😂

I often wonder how this girl is doing. It's been on my phone for so long she could be almost 10 by now. I hope she gets everything in the world!!

Try sitting on it!

I've 'won' 4 times in 4 goes on the #Euromillions!!! Don't send the begging letters in just yet though because the 4th 'win' makes a grand profit of £1.90!! How the fuck they have audacity to call £2.30 a 'win' when the ticket costs £2.50!!!

Aww. Peabo Bryson has died. #DeadFamous youtu.be/PmvT7B3u7II?...

And there's another reason not to go jogging!!

Hello Amazon. I didn't leave the flat all day yesterday!! Any clue which wall that is?? Where are my fucking boots??

Why would you call me Marjorie??

Who wore it best?? SuBo or Bernie Winters???

Mary J. Boyle 😂😂😂 www.instagram.com/reel/DY46_GN...

Post your instructions.

Post a photo from 2019. The year I thought a porn star tache was a good idea!!

Dear Terf Cunts!! Fuck off! Love M&S

That clocked out not in for 2 weeks feeling!!!!

So I added an HBOMax subscription to my Amazon prime so I could watch The Comeback. I'm up to episode 18 of season 1 & I'm really struggling with it. Please say it gets better!

A woman came to my till this morning to buy a quite thick cardigan... "Can you take the tags off. I'm going to wear it now because I'm cold" Me:

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

Yes! Why is that???

I honestly don't hate anyone but there's a few people that I wouldn't go thirsty for!!

Enjoy your Bank Holiday Monday* *Unless you're the kind of cunt that's planning to go into the same shops that are open EVERY OTHER DAY OF THE YEAR!!!

Them: "If you think he's cute why don't you go over, say hello & chat to him" Me: Because...

What kind of nuns have got £10000 to get conned out of???

40 years ago Alexis told Blake she'd bought everything he owned and wronged, petty & vindictive people worldwide learnt an important lesson. ALWAYS keep the receipts! #Dynasty

When you're gayly mincing through the Lowry shopping mall but you don't notice a metal bench!! #Ouchy

Victoria Wood worked with Judith Chalmers before she was brown!! #DeadFamous

Remembering 22 Bees on the 9th anniversary of the Manchester Arena bombing. 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

#FunShirtFriday at work!!

Are @reformuk.bsky.social having a party conference??

My birthday's in June. There aren't any pantomimes in June!! #JustSaying

When you're actually cuter in cartoon form!!

Booked to see The Devil Wears Prada musical (again) while I'm on holiday in June.

It's fine daddy. You go to work. I'll stay here & glare at the neighbours!! #ElsieTanner

Yeah we'd get that! 😂😂😂😂

Anyone else thinking about prawn crackers?? #JoanCollins

I wanted to put a second coat of silk on because I could see roller marks. I've just gone into the bedroom to close the window & I realised that I picked up the wrong tin & I've just painted 1 wall BACK TO FUCKING MATT!!!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂 That is too delicious!!

Two bedroom walls painted. Just need to find someone to help me move my wardrobes to where I now want them. Then I can paint the other wall & wallpaper behind the bed head.

When one door closes...

If you needed proof that I've always been a little bit barmy...

If anyone ever wondered why I have a wonky left eyebrow it's because of a scar that I got by upside downy face planting over a railing just like that!!

What doesn't kill you texts 'Hi how are you?' after 10pm on a Friday 4 months later because he was just passing by!!!

She does an act with a python. I don't know what she does with it but it never smiles.

Will have to start remembering which back pocket I put my phone into. #IYKYK

Absolute Legend!!

FFS! I leave the flat for 10 minutes to go vote and that's when the twat from Evri decides to arrive and not deliver my fucking parcel!!!

Electoral duty has been performed! #Election2026 #MyVoteMatters