Wait, we thought plumbers were cool?

Crikey, do we have a hangover today

Its only just the beginning...

There is going to be a political earthquake today! Kent was just the start!

The king had better behave himself, we can't have president Trump upset!

Starmer needs to resign. Lying to the house or to the British people is a disgusting act and should not be tolerated.

When we are in charge Trump can use all our bases and airspace as much as he wants!

No No No No No we never said we would cut council tax, now pipe down about it

Nigel will be Wine'd and Dine'd by Big Donnie T tonight where Clacton will be top of the agenda!

For no reason in particular Tice Tice baby is going to be spending more time in blighty!

Well done Greens, Matt's having a little cry now. Hope you are happy now

Not sure the Tory Party can afford to lose any more of its brightest and best

Never trust a Tory! Unless they have been defected to us.

So brave!

America is our blueprint

We are waiting for Caroline levitt's update before commenting on President Trumps words on British war dead in Afghanistan

We would add the UK to the Board of Peace!

Nigel is in Davos fighting the global elite and seeing a lot of old friends.

Sure ok

Once again Starmer appears weak on the world stage. Just wait til we are in charge.

Jenrick who?

Never Trust a Tory! Unless they see the light and join us

Its this kind of juvenile online bullying we stop when we get in to power!

Nigel is already working on the extradition! www.lbc.co.uk/article/bonn...

We stand ready. My letter to the country

We have investigated ourselves and found no wrong doing. CASE CLOSED!

We have no idea who the man on the right is.

More BBC Bias! (Ещё больше предвзятости BBC) www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8...

We dont agree with defunding the BBC, they are one of our main revenue streams!

Minimum wage = minimum effort. Not on our watch!

This is sick! Nigel doesn't even like swans!

Some of you will have to pay more council tax, Its a sacrifce we are willing to make!

A bad egg weeded out! www.itv.com/news/wales/2...

The Talent Puddle Just gets better and better!

Sorry www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sS9...

Big Nige's speech today will blow your bollocks off!

Nadine is on board! A political powerhouse has joined our ranks!

Quick trip to D.C. Clacton can wait!

Another glorious day on the news rounds

Absolutely outraged that the BBC would platform such hate. Anyway, we will be on Question Time next week.

Whoever made this, grow up! We will not stand for it!

We are 100% behind the working man......'s boss.

Zia's back from his time in the wild. Welcome home!

Just DOGE-ing

Zia Who?

Its what the people of Clacton demand!

We are going to DOGE the shit out of those councils !

Just ask all the satisfied constituents of Clacton!