Just found out that John Travolta is 72!!

G'morning all! 👋 Have a blessed Sunday.

Trump would need a teleprompter to remember the words.

Morning all! 👋

Morning all! (or afternoon, evening depending if Bsky is working today) 👋

@ipoof.bsky.social Can you feedback to your supervisor at Greggs that the new Chicken Sausage Roll is wretched.

Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️

Morning all! 👋

G'morning all! 👋

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#Madonna 😇

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🙄 @support.bsky.team Jeeeesus wept! If this is a person in charge of Trending you need to get rid.. If it's AI then sort out your algorithm.

G'morning! 👏

Stunning detail! 🤯

Morning all! Remember, start your day with a healthy breakfast. x

@support.bsky.team Your Trending is clearly not working! For example NHS Scotland is trending and the majority has nothing to do with NHS. It's clearly just picking up the word Scotland. Same with a load of your other "Trending" topics.

Morning, have a very fine Sunday! x

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Morning and a very happy Saturday to you x

Morning all! Happy Frigay 👋

I bet Melanoma is pre empting some shit that is about to go public 🙄

Morning all! Have the best Thursday you possibly can!

When I get a new follower.

Friend of mine is a defence lawyer, he was called in yesterday because a mother & father had tied their 15 year old son to a tree with cable ties & were force feeding him as part some kind of fucked conversion therapy 😡😡😡 @uklabour.bsky.social stop dragging your feet on this shit, that poor kid 😢

Good Morning and happy hump day x

AMERICA!!! Your dear leader is absolutely fucking insane!! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Morning all! Have a lovely first day back at work x

Morning all! 👋

#art by Kevi_Artz #painting

Yet Americans still allow this lunatic to preside over the Nation... 😂🙄

fucking spam txts 🙄

Organised a Easter hunt for the kids over in the park. I'm absolutely exhausted now and really can't face having another bite to eat. Still, got my steps count up for the day..

Morning all! Easter Sunday is a time for joy and for the weans to get fired into as much chocolate as they can eat. The Easter Bunny is on his way!

Oooooh how exciting, new neighbour in the street and he's invited me to an Easter Egg party tomorrow at his. I'm a bit wary tho.

As you prepare your fat pants for all that chocolate tomorrow, think of poor Jeebus

Jeebus hanging with the lads and shootin the shit.. #HappyEggWeekend 🐣

Morning all! Start your Easter Saturday with a smile, it's what Jeebus would want.

Morning all! Start your Easter Saturday with a smile, it's what Jeebus would want.

Aaaah men

Amidst all the furor and fuss over chocolate eggs we should not forget what Jeebus endured for us. Happy Easter Bishes!

Probably my fav Easter Treat! 💀😭🤣 #Hilarious

*** W A R N I N G *** This weekend I will mostly be shit posting Easter memes 😂

Morning all! 👋

Morning all! 👋

BREAKING: Iran President Pezeshkian releases a lengthy public letter addressed to the American people ahead of Trump's address, defending its actions, denying it poses a threat, and blaming the U.S. for escalating conflict—while warning that continued attacks will deepen instability and resentment.

Started playing Assassins Creed Shadows and feck me sideways I'm about to yeet the controller against a wall.. Can't kill Oda Nodobunga for shit! 😡 #Gaymer #ACShadows

Aprils Fool’s day is great. Grandad really believes that I’m coming to collect him at the hospital.

G'morning! Hand off your cocks and on with your socks! 😘