Kimmel is back. Apparently the Rapture started early.

Post a female character you love

Mrs Kirk is selling merch at her husband's funeral! But we shouldn't judge. She's clearly going through the five stages of grift...

Breakfast time...

Quite pathetic seeing all the unthinking sheep at the Kirk Klux Klan rally.

Quote-post an unfiltered pic and say your age. 65. And if I say so myself, effing gorgeous with it... Photo taken 6 hours ago.

Happiness is the love of a good man. That and a day of cloud-free Greek sunshine, two pints of Stella and a bottle and a half each of excellent Greek sparkling wine...

Utter bollocks. Twitter never was our audience. It's full of shills, morons and severely mentally defectives who mistakenly think their opinions count. Shouting at those who don't and won't understand gets very tedious after a while. Fuck 'em. Let them drown in their own cess pit.

Genuinely very saddened to hear of the death of John Stapleton. There was a real credibility to his presenting that, I suspect, reflected the amount of work that he put in to getting things right.

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Really not sure how we're coping here. Admittedly Stella and Prosecco are helping...

It's really great to hear @zackpolanski.bsky.social and the Green Party shouting about this now. It's a policy that desperately needs implementing to stop the corrupt and expensive incompetence of the privatised monopolies. I fully support every word of this.

Obligatory pool photo by hubby!

This is amazing.

Sounds like Momentum 2.0 is just as massively incompetent as version 1. What a bunch of clueless fuckwits these Corbynistas are. A triumph of ambition over ability.

Good morning, paradise!

It's a rough life. Not sure we'll cope here (16th year - we'll manage!) It's lovely when the restaurant owner, head chef and half the serving people come over and say "welcome back".

Need this holiday! Looking forward to chilling with hubby for 9 days.

Just when you think the world can't get any more moronic, Trump gets Kimmel sacked in America and Starmer bans Australian journalists for asking Trump awkward questions. Catastrophic climate change and our imminent extinction can't happen soon enough, it really can't. Good riddance.

I’ve listened to this clip and read the transcript several times, along with MAGA’s interpretation. Kimmel wasn’t saying the shooter was MAGA. What he was pointing out is that MAGA’s first instinct was to immediately cast blame and point fingers at everyone else. That’s not an attack, it’s facts.

His Majesty King Charles the Third seems distinctly unimpressed by President Droopy McDroopface's very kind gift of his latest tapeworm that he had specially extracted yesterday. Which seems a little ungrateful after the fuss it caused when it escaped on Air Force One on the flight over.

I know tracking is to be expected, but seriously? 47,000+ blocked tracking attempts in one week? What on Earth do they do with all that rubbish data?!

Welcome to England, Donny...

Trump not welcome demo growing in Windsor #StopTrump

Can't wait! One of the best things on TV. youtu.be/qHlSu3m6FSk?...

Not sure I want to be part of a world where Robert Redford dies and Trump doesn't.

JUST IN: An independent United Nations inquiry has concluded for the first time that Israel has committed genocide against Palestinians in Gaza and that the country’s top leaders have incited genocide, in what it described as “the “most authoritative UN finding to date.” https://cnn.it/3VjaHzS

So, you “We’re not racist but…” people, grinning out of your Union flags… take a harder look at yourselves. Listen to what you’re saying. You’re not protecting your community. You’re not uniting it. You’re terrifying your neighbours. You’ve told them you support the far right. You’ve chosen hatred.

'Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech'

America: A country which vaccinates its cattle but not its children.

It always makes me wonder, when I get a notification that someone I've never heard of or interacted with has blocked me, exactly which of my dingleberries of wisdom it was that pushed them over the edge. Then, bored with wondering that, I just block them back and get on with life...

Do you recognise any of these people? Wanted by the Met after the violence on Saturday news.met.police.uk/news/appeal-...

This is huge. 3 more London councillors leave Labour and join @greenparty.org.uk. We're now on more councils than the Lib Dems in London. Labour - you're next.

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Since everyone else is flogging their books! amzn.eu/d/gOl9JdU

Now *that* is a Monday lunch! Chateaubriand, triple-cooked chips & peas all topped off with lashings of Madeira wine gravy. Yum! Thank you hubby.

I like it. It's a graceful, beautiful design that is almost fractal in the way its curves get smaller and smaller, from the big sweeping curve of the track through the smaller main arches to the smallest arches on each pillar. Lovely.

Ah, yes. Danny Kruger. A Tory politician of whom it was most frequently said: "Who?"

I have to agree. You don’t actively attend a march, led by such people, if you don’t know what they stand for. You can try to dilute your reasons for being there all you like… but if you join in with an event like this, then you have to own it ALL.

There’s a name we have for people who march with fascists. Fascists.

wow

In my old age (65+ now) I think the biggest thing I hate now is how frequently I am disappointed. I have no problem with people having differing opinions to me. What I hate, though, is how frequently I look at the basis for their opinions and think, "You're a fucking idiot, aren't you?"

Home Chinese, Manchester. Best Chinese in town!

Got to be done!

There really is no higher recommendation or confirmation that he is right than the condemnation of the Daily Telegraph. Join the Green Party and be on the correct side of history. I did. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Droopy McDroopface isn't well.