Unfortunately, everyone who predicted the rapture still seems to be here

Summary of Trump’s speech to the UN today: 1. Your countries all suck. 2. None of you know what you are doing. 3. The US is better at everything. 4. All because of me. 5. I’m right about everything. 6. You should listen to me & do what I say. 7. And give me lots of awards.

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I’ve never eaten kale and I don’t have autism, so clearly kale causes autism.

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I'm glad Kimmel is coming back. However, "free speech" where you can reverse government-coerced corporate censorship but only if your supporters make stock price influencing noise would be like a healthcare system in which you need a GoFundMe to go viral to afford treatment. ... wait.

Exactly

It’s wild. Still don’t get this one. But, hey? I’m only a voter. No one answers to me. Burn it down. Build back better.

Republicans control the House, Senate, the Supreme Court, and the Presidency.

Trump: There's a rumor and I don't know if it's so or not—that Cuba, they don't have tylenol because they don't have the money for tylenol, and they have virtually no autism

Every SCOTUS ruling feels like America slowly writing its own obituary in Comic Sans.

Kamala Harris: He had no plan for actually bringing down costs and prices for the American people. He had very few plans for what he would actually do that was about the American people, and not his vengeance on his enemies.

Dear maga- Please do not use emergencies rooms or call 911 anymore. Forget CPR for your heart attack and when you are injured or have cancer make sure to just “tough it out” 🧵

BBC News: Yvette Cooper is at "a conference". She's actually attending the United Nations General Assembly. #r4today

my mother took tylenol and now i’m up at 5am making memes

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

Kamala Harris: Right now, we are dealing with, as I called him at my speech on the ellipse, a tyrant

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#MotherNatureSong (23) #MusicChallenge Wolf - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Foreign asset

The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.

Tylenol is about to own the United States after they are through with these bozos in court holy shit.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

Jimmy Kimmel isn't returning to the airwaves because of "thoughtful conversations" with Disney executives. He's back because consumers sent Disney a clear message: selling out our fundamental rights is not an acceptable cost of doing business.

Trump hyped a huge autism announcement for months then followed through today with a press conference where his brain leaked out of his ears for an hour while he couldn't pronounce "acetaminophen" and yelled "DON'T TAKE ASPIRIN" over and over. Congratulations, America.

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once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

The Pentagon Papers case gives us important insight into why having a free press matters so much. This week has taught us that we have a role to play in protecting the 1st Amendment, & (to quote a woman who would have made a great president), when we fight, we win. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

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Can’t wait to hear Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue tomorrow night. May have to live stream it.

Susan, I hope I look as good as you at 102!

This is the way. Re-pledged to PBS, as well.

Let’s be clear: you unsubscribing from Disney did it. Nothing else. Follow the 💰

Jimmy Kimmel is officially coming back on air! Boycotts work.

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