Another 15 shots on goal. 6 on target. We are, at least, getting into shooting positions. Which is positive but some of the quality isn't great in terms of the finishing (see Casemiro blasting it over the bar with time and space on the edge of the box).

Been a long time since we had a comfortable win. It's what we should be doing against newly promoted sides at home. In truth, I think we should have pushed for more goals but overall it's acceptable. Let's see what we do against the scum.

Shaw, Dalot and Casemiro, The Brain Trust. Once we've permanently replaced them, we will be in a much better situation. Daft cunts. Amorim has to stop picking Dalot. We need a CM in Jan so he's no longer forced to pick Casemiro. And we're all praying Martinez comes back, stays fit and finds form.

Also...a good debut for Lammens. A couple of very minor wobbles but, again, he's made a visible impact with how solid he is. His high ball claims have been fairly simple but I cheered them almost like goals cos we've been starved of that for so long!!!

Amad has been excellent today (other than that daft offside just now). Best game all season for him. And Sesko too. Both will be very pleased overall with their performances. I think they both badly needed a good performance in a win (assuming we don't fuck this over the next 5 mins).

Amorim loves a straight swap at CB. Doesn't matter what's happening in the game. Just loves it.

We would be four or five up had he subbed Dalot at this point.

The only scoreline that adds credit to the bank for Amorim is one that gives us a positive goal difference at the end of play.

My gosh! A keeper that comes out and claims a high ball safely!!!!

Goals in back to back games for Sesko. Nothing spectacular but we need someone to be in the right place at the right time.

They should have scored. Dalot just let his man go free. Just get him off. Make a statement. Subbed before 5 mins.

Dalot's first touch of the game says it all. Mis-controls it out for a throw in.

Genuinely....even a comfortable 3-0 win does very little for Amorim. Not that I expect it to be at all comfortable or even a win. But the Brentford loss did a lot of damage. The manner of it was horrendous and the fact he continues to pick Dalot tells me he doesn't realize how bad it was.

Home against a newly promoted team should be a match that Mainoo starts in. Especially after Casemiro's last appearance. What a div. Aside from Casemiro and Dalot. I'm ok with the team. It should be enough. That said, even a comfortable win wouldn't do anything for Amorim.

Why does this guy insist on starting Dalot?!

A favour Reds. 🫂 Fanzines could do with your support tomorrow. You know our 1st opening day was a write off due to the rain. Tomorrow's forecast isn't great. But we'll be back at OT selling new RedNews. Please stop for a second + support the mag if you can. Cash or card.💳💷

The dumbest player in the team. Followed closely by Ugarte. Look at the state of this pass.

Trump is a nonce. Of course he pardoned these people.

Rashford starting against PSG is a pretty massive vote of confidence right? Especially with Lewandowski available. I've not followed his performances closely but he must be doing something right for that decision to be made.

Why are they called "settlers" and not "invaders" or "terrorists"?

Start locking these people up. Some of the most blatant, in your face corruption we've witnessed. And then they have the gall to call other nations' governments corrupt. The people in charge, like Johnson and others, have blood on their hands. Jail is too good for them.

Weather forecast is changing for worse for Saturday...😱😭 Not again! Because Utd have been rubbish at winning games of football, after Saturday we've only one home game in 7 weeks, not ideal for selling fanzines at home matches! 2nd chance to get new RedNews on Sat. Please do!

5 games to save us from relegation if this was over the course of a single season. Trust the process.

That video of US fans leaving the Ryder Cup in droves was very satisfying. They've been utter nobheads all week.

The Slovenian Weghorst had a great game today.

I no longer allow United results to dictate my mood cos I've accepted they're just thick. My 10 yr old is making his debut tomorrow for the U14s against one the best teams in the country. That influences my mood more. Love watching him play. He's an absolute baller.

United are cunts. I got more enjoyment out of Liverpool losing than watching my own team. Fucking shite.

VAR is shit. It takes too long. Decisions are inconsistent. It's crap.

Liverpool losing. They'll win it in the 94th minute with a Salah penalty.

Farcical not to give the red. It's incompetence. That doesn't absolve Amorim of any fault but it's still true. It's a joke of a decision.

As a lifelong Madrid fan, I'm hoping we perform better than Manchester in our derby.

Problem with this is, if he doesn't boss it tomorrow then my weekend is ruined and he misses out on his dinner.

There's one thing believing in your philosophy but you also have to learn. About your players and about the league. Amorim hasn't done either. It's just blind stubbornness at this point. It's his own fault.

Yes, our players are thick as fuck but Amorim keeps picking them. This keeper is shit. Shaw, Maguire, Dalot, Ugarte are all shite and thick as pigshit. You can't keep a manager that doesn't fucking learn.

I no longer allow United results to dictate my mood cos I've accepted they're just thick. My 10 yr old is making his debut tomorrow for the U14s against one the best teams in the country. That influences my mood more. Love watching him play. He's an absolute baller.

It's a goal scoring opportunity. It's a red card.

How's that not a red? If you're checking it then it's a red. Initially I thought they don't do double punishment but if they do then that's a red.

At least we now have two actual footballers on the pitch.

Amorim lives for a CB on for a CB substitute. He fucking loves it.

Get Ugarte off. I understand we don't have options at RWB but we have options in CM. Get this guy off.

The dumbest players in the squad are all in defensive roles and somehow Amorim continues to pick them in this system. They grew up with 4 at the back and they're fucking stupid. Why pick them? Dalot, Ugarte, Shaw, Maguire, Bayindir...dumb as shit. And playing a system they don't naturally play.

We're being dominated by a midfield that contains a 35 year old Jordan Henderson. A player who, in his absolute prime, was bang average.

Shaw, Dalot, Ugarte, Maguire...proper thick footballers. Dorgu isn't exactly a genius either. You can't carry 5 idiots. Maybe one. But five?!

The collective footballing genuises of Dalot, Ugarte and Maguire could all fit into Damsgaards giant head

Why is it so easy for everyone to play through us? Fuck sake.

Ugarte is so thick. I'm so done with Amorim starting the dumbest players in the team. Just fucking start Mainoo. At least he's a footballer not a moron.

Been fed up with him for years. Shite.

That's a foul on Cunha as well.

One long ball shouldn't be doing that when you have Maguire.

All started from an awful pass from Dalot. The bellend.