I can’t wait to eat pizza tomorrow.

UK folks, the petition against Digital IDs has 2 million signatures so far. Feel free to add yours to prevent this deeply Orwellian surveillance bullshit out of our democracy. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Its that time of year where its not **quite** cold enough for a coat, and I don’t wanna deal with cloak rooms, but it is slightly raining and I don’t wanna get wet. Gonnae risk it. Watch this be a mistake.

This is amazing.

Ok this has irritated me long enough. Bluesky keeps hiding replies that are just Gifs, and when I try find out why it says cos of a muted word, but I can't understand what muted word hides ALL replies with gifs. I haven't muted "gif" either. Any ideas?

Having a lazy Saturday, how about you?

Discovered that the best Grapes I’ve ever had are actually called Autumn Crisp Grapes. I dunno why I thought there was anything other than “green” or “red” grapes.

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So, you’re walking down the street and some cunt’s car launches a burning battery at you…

Feeling completely wiped out today. Everything hurts and I’m dying.

The Anxiety is bad rn. Woke myself up YELLING in my sleep about an old job. Then woke up every other hour for the whole night.

THERES A DOG ON THE BUS 🥹🥰

lifted up a butt cheek to fart and fell out of my chair. how's your morning going

If you see this, post a concert pic you took Lady Gaga, ArtRave, 26th Oct 2014. She pointed at me just before this and we sang together for a moment. (I screamed).

Bringing this one back for no reason at all.

Another man’s armpit is something that can actually be quite personal.

a quick note about tylenol. I almost died of meningitis at the hospital, and one of the things that helped keep my fever from killing me was tylenol. fuck the current government lies

Y'all know how to beat a joke senseless in no time.

Me in my 20s: Sleeping on the cold, concrete floor of the train station until the 1st train at 5:20am. No problems. Me in my 30s: Sleeping on a £2000 mattress and I can't turn my head to the left anymore.

“Gays are so obsessed with being masc that they won’t accept compliments” is the weirdest take I’ve seen recently. Being unable to accept compliments is an indicator of low self-esteem, not an obsession with gender roles. What do you mean?

Protest, resist, yell, mock, organize. Dissent and dissent LOUDLY. We live under a fascist regime, not a successfully totalitarian regime. These people are not bright and they are not competent. They will lose.

So something about me is I like going into a movie knowing ZERO about it. Cast, plot, ANYTHING. I like to discover it all during the watch. I just watched Weapons and apart from being 10/10, if I could only properly describe the THRILL I felt when Amy Madigan first appeared on screen… omg.

Yeah I’m still never subscribing to Disney+. Not after the mask was taken off.

Anyone else seen these deranged ads on Tumblr??

Jade’s “That’s Showbiz Baby!” Is the E•Mo•Tion of the 2020s.

A story in 2 parts…

Me 5 mins after waking up...

it’s officially spooky season, post your 4 favorite horror films of the decade so far

So, Neem Oil STINKS, huh?!

Slayyyter really gave us 2 of the best songs of the year with BEAT UP CHANEL$ and CANNIBALISM! I **cannot** stop listening to them.

Change in season has revealed that ALL of my winter clothes are too big for me and I’m due a full wardrobe shop. Looks like my wallet is also losing weight.

So wait, are we all just surviving on White Monster Ultra??

There's no single answer. Some followers respond to my integrity... others to my incorruptibility and determination. And the fascists can put that in their pipes and smoke it!

Have a vivid, borderline traumatic, memory of Dad driving me and some friends to Cub Scouts. Windows down, Bruce Springsteen "Born in the USA" at full volume, and him "singing" along as loud as he could. I curled up like a Woodlouse in the front seat from the embarrassment.

After all why shouldn’t I? Why shouldn’t I put my Xmas tree up tomorrow? Who’s gonna fucking stop me?

"I've never done a drug in my life" "You're doing Coke right now".

cancelling Disney+ and Hulu is well and good but it’s not a huge hit on an individual level but Disney adults? people who spend real money at the parks? you guys can make a dent, call ‘em up and tell them your vacation is postponed until they pull their heads out of their asses

Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.

Gen Z has the audacity to tell millennial’s to stop saying “lol” when they all say “skibidi toilet”. Like, shut the fuck up.

The Bats are FEASTING just outside my balcony. Wish they’d come in here and eat these damn fruit flies. Where do they even materialise from?!

If you use AI for any part of your creative output, I'm going to assume you did so out of laziness and that your lack of passion tells me I should avoid whatever it is you've made.

The Duality of Man.

iOS 26 is going down about as well as I expected it to...

Getting downvoted on Reddit.

Probably about half of all modern tech was lifted out of a movie some tech bro was obsessed with when he was 8 years old.

Accidentally left the underfloor heating on all day and now the floors are HOT.

Just noticed that iOS won’t let me block a business number from calling me. Neat cool capitalist nonsense.

It’s so dark and gloomy and cold. As @jamesfl.bsky.social said this week, Autumn hit us SO aggressively this year.