Tired: posting hog Wired: posting whale

When I take the bus to Ur by mistake:

oh no how will they find him

justo no creo que la 4t es una dictadura ni creo que es una gran transformación social

Fuera de pedo, maman y maman con su don't tread on me y su antiestatismo, pero si un policía hiciera esto en México, le pondrían una macroputiza al segundo de empujar a la señora...

How to Start Your Own Rapid Response Group to Protect Immigrants In Your Neighborhood The only proven defense against armed masked agents in your neighborhoods is an organized community. After all, no one knows your neighborhood more than you. @eltragon.bsky.social

That kid in HS you were always creeped out by and had a tendency to scribble disturbing cartoons of decapitated indigenous people in his unread copy of Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee? Folks, I can't wait to tell you how far he's risen in this workaday world.

I guess he doesn't get enough attention from his husband and wants us all to make up for it.

*beep* shit *beep* garbage *beep* embarrassing *beep* these are terrible *beep* sigh *beep* well, free country *beep* jesus christ I assume you brought your own bag

He's a 5 but his friend is also a 5 and you're drunk

Turning on the taco signal so @miblogestublog.bsky.social can properly convene a grand jury.

Im at the veterinarian. The woman next to me's son is named Israel and he's really badly behaved so she keeps sternly going "Israel! Israel stop that! Israel please!" And it's so hard to maintain a perfectly calm face as this happens. Her dog, for the record, is named Silly.

I don’t care, I’m wearing a bikini until I’m in my 90s and everyone will just have to suffer.

Post what the FBI will "leak"as Antifa HQ

This definitely gets Fallon right, about as helpful as Gleek, except with a prehensile face instead of tail.

So the sabotage is coming from inside the house? I'd give them props but we all know it's just ineptitude.

La resistance lives on!

This is cool! For the first time, the NASA astronaut class has more women than men: www.nasa.gov/news-release...

Do they know that an escalator that’s not working is called “stairs”. 🤷

Ahh, Milei, the committed Libertarian, coming for his handout.

To all who wryte storyes & poemes, to everyone who doth wryte scriptes & screenplayes, to those who make art of all kyndes, and to those who designe and performe yn daunse, and theatre -- thanke yow. Whethir you make for a few friendes or an audience of millions, thanke yow. You helpe us all.

Only a few more days before we're DONE!! Also, forgot to mention but it'll be FREE and ready to play NEXT WEEK!! 🩸☝️

Ryan Walters bolts after announcing on cable news (in our studio) he will be stepping down as Superintendent to become CEO of Teacher Freedom Alliance to “destroy the teacher unions”.

wow today would be a GREAT day to investigate what the fuck is La Luz del Mundo and their connections to a certain president, very beloved by liberal usaians 👀

La pus del mundo

Sex workers posting wildly incorrect WW2 rage bait to get people to click on their bio instead of thirst traps is the funniest anecdote you can tell about this place

Tiger Iron is a metamorphosed banded iron formation (BIF) from Australia. It consists of shimmering golden tiger’s eye, red jasper, and jet black hematite. More at comment below. #MinCup25 ⚒️ sci-fi 🧪 🖖🏼 scifi Geosciences #WomenInSTEM geology 🔭🪐 #hematite

In #MinCup25 I absolutely back #haüyne I'm true blue to haüyne!

quokka approaches you and asks for a ham sammich, you giving him your sammich or punching him square in the fucking pelvis

There was an incel attack in a high school in Mexico City this week and while it was very tragic fortunately only one person died because incels can't just buy guns at walmart here and so he had to use a bladed weapon

does taking tylenol outside of the womb make you more autistic?

"Not even one of our branding guide-approved fonts," stated leader of Antifa HQ which exists. "We do however label all our bullets as 'antifa bullet.'"

I TOLD YOU TO WRITE ANTI ICE MESSAGES NOT THE WORD ANTI-ICE!

It’s literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m supposed to believe the alleged shooter who shot multiple detainees because they hate what ICE is doing to detainees was also shy about using profanity and instead went with “anti-ice”???

That should have been “know nothing”. I should no better than to trust Autocorrect.

A Dem named Adelita won a House seat and I'm taking it as an omen and morale booster. ("Adelita" became the nickname for the women who traveled, aided and in many cases fought alongside the Mexican revolutionary armies.)

Then in 24 hours, "We'll never know the motivation."

Bailing out Argentina doesn’t sound very “America First” to me.

But hey, the Argentinian edgelord-cum-lolcow who said "only I can fix it" gets billions in US aid because he actually broke it worse.

Trump sent billions to the chainsaw guy in Trump's Argentina Bailout. Trump's Argentina Bailout bsky.app/profile/ryan...

I mean it's not like he made fun of Biden for stumbling on stairs and using a teleprompter or anything.

all of my skeets should be read to the tune of Meredith Brooks's Bitch

me and my crab saw you from across the bucket and were hoping we could pull you down

me, when they put peas in guacamole ...

war on autism, the front lines: "don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes" "but sir how they won't make eye contact"

What Xtians don't tell you is that they *all* happened but every time came up short in qualified individuals like Kristi Noem's job fairs, so they keep trying again.

Well if the rapture is supposed to happen on the 23rd, what time zone? It's already the 24th in New Zealand.

Trump is pronouncing "acetaminophen" the right way. by Ezra Klein