i'd shitpost more frequently on bsky except my priority is the ballroom I am building right now

forehead is the foreskin of the skull

Summoning hotdog

thursday

grazing behavior

electrolysis where your ground is the cock cage

me sowing by saving money and improving flavor by buying the block cheese: YESSS!!! YESSS!!!! me reaping by having to grate cheese and clean the cheese grater: NOOOOOO I HATE IT HERE

incredibly frosty can of root beer :3

sooooooup szn

👇clanker👇

Mountain Dew? more like mountin' dudes

he let me hit because i said "oh gosh!" when i saw his dick

Lfg (looking for gaysex)

many of you would fold

This sounds like the plot of an AWSOME movie

60.

Totalitarianism is here

I wanna get a Ichiro poster that's just the beer billboards they have at train stations in Japan

This is a powerful image

alters? you mean emotional support shitposters?

therapist-prescribed shitposting

they hate us cuz they anus

*hits vape*

I haven’t done any pizza pics in a long while. Fresh out of the oven. 🍕

made a ych for my big dumb men boobie enjoyers

I accidentally made a cute, gay, pole-dancing, goth polar bear and now he needs a name...

details in the alt text. i don’t think i’ll stop talking about these ones

went to Five Guys thinking i would get laid, but these burgers will do

i heard there was a secret cock that david stroked as he sucked it off

at 700 followers i will fuck all of your fathers

Best dressed couple. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Last year I reimagined the work of 30+ artists to feature Moe Syzslak. Recreating famous painting was a fun challenge! I’m gonna share some of my favourites the rest of this month. Here’s Claude Moe-net.

i love a good microwave burrito

need dick and attention from men

Me, reading your posts

guys I think I found the downside to amazon hosting half of the internet

What makes something a heist as opposed to a theft? Is it simply how cool it is?

I thought he was orange-ier than that

man this guy just sucks

M. Night Shenanigans

In Minnesota it's not a creampie it's a juicy Lucy

concept: tampon holster

trans guy passing tips: keep your tampons inside an empty pack of marlboros

mantall illness of the week

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