Noem & Away #Noem Too soon?

Apparently "the nudie dancer" from Roald Dahl's Tales of the unexpected is not an appropriate character for World Book Day.

If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.

🎵 When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way / From your first cigarette / To your last dyin' day 🎵

The Dundee Evening Telegraph not fucking about with the headline.

There used to be an old sign by the path, warning passers-by of the local sleeping willow, which would trap the unwary with fatigue, engulf them while they slept, and release them a hundred years later. There was a new sign: "This sleeping willow is full." And a map of other locations to try.

Jeepers, Ursula, that's on the nose.

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I knew I had seen a similar thing somewhere before Labour is a far right party

I’ve made it into Private Eye!

V good private eye this week

Chocolate Baking: the Ultimate Guide to Cakes, Cookies, Desserts and Pastries by Edd Kimber @theboywhobakes.bsky.social is the star of this week’s #CookbookCorner! And you can read more about it and get his recipe for Double Marble Loaf Cake right here: www.nigella.com/cookbook-cor...

And a very special #CookbookCorner shoutout for the beautiful Cuisines of Odesa: Recipes & Stories from Ukraine’s Historic City by Maria Kalenska! 💙💛

If they paid their taxes we could afford rescue flights and more than one ship...

Hey someone tell the Girl Guides. Also, can I get a batch of these sent to Tufton Street?

I feel like a total fool, I thought "I don't know what weapons ww3 will be fought with, but ww4 will be fought with sticks" referred to the aftermath of nuclear disaster, not literally "everyone will just run out of weapons"

Recent university graduates entering a tough jobs market have spoken of the brutal interest rates on the loans they took out to fund their degree from The Bank of Mum and Dad. From the new Private Eye, out now.

Open call to the female wrens of south London: there’s a male in our garden who would very much like the pleasure of your company. Quite urgently, by the sound of it.

On Good Friday, Bishop Robert Patterson will lead biblical readings, which follow the traditional pattern for Stations of the Cross. Your journey starts at Tywyn Wharf at 3:30pm. Refreshment will be available at Abergynolwyn. Please book a free ticket online👉 www.talyllyn.co.uk/events/stati...

Francis Ford Coppola, The Importance Of Being Earnest. De Niro in drag for Lady Bracknell.

okay but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a few days

How I arrived on Bluesky

Ah, how sad....

This is a good response.

The perfect spot at the perfect time! Thank you for this fantastic picture of the Clarendon Building, Kshitij Mohan 👏 📸 | kshitijmohan.oxford (Instagram)

Does The Hague have some sort of War Crimes tip line? I'm seeing war crimes committed on a daily basis and nobody ever seems to get arrested. I'm not normally a grass but enough's enough.

Happy birthday to the Forth Rail Bridge youtu.be/wx2f4cELAwE?...

I'll stick to the electric mice, thank you! BBC News - Warwickshire rail buff hit by own train gives £20k to rescuers - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I feel certain @dreadships.bsky.social will have views on this little fella

Bring back proper railway branding, cowards!

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"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

For everyone feeling depressed at the state of the world today. There is hope. Never give up 💚☮️🇵🇸✊

This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)

Good morning and welcome to tuna Tuesday Face what feels difficult while it’s still within reach and give attention to the little things that shape something great

Stilettos 🖤

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Of course he has, what else did you expect?

Turn around, bright eyes

A history lesson the kids will never accept as true.

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Ladybird things I really, really wanted. To make my own igloo Artist: BH Robinson (Homes, 1975)

I may have a stomach flu but at least I don’t have the stomach flu in this house www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Inspired by a reply to a QT of that thread (that didn't use the term in this way)... petition to refer to people who turn to the GC cause in an attempt to run away from their own gender dysphoria as rotten eggs

Please read this thread as a 'micro-example' of what is going so wrong with the English court system - and note the 'butterfly' effect point. Our court system is so rackety and improvised, one slip and so many other things will go wrong.

How times change

Take the good news where you can get it pals, this could have been Goodwin standing there (thank you Muslim family bloc vote 😜)

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.