It was the cheese and ham the drugs were wrapped in that did the fixing as far as Pepper is concerned.

Stephen Spielberg's 1981 adaptation of George Lucas and Philip Kaufman's 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' was filmed 45 years after the events it purported to depict (1936). 2026 will be 45 years since the film was released...

How I'm walking out of 2025

It's After Eights for breakfast day.

And you never see Henry's thrown out either. Your recycling centre will be full of them

And the England cricket team - who did NOT get whitewashed

unironically a good idea

How I'm walking out of 2025

Time to relax and read my favorite book. Soviet bus stops

That time of year again!

You boy, what colour are you?

Make a Bond Film Casual PUT IT OFF FOR ANOTHER DAY THE SPY WHO SWIPED RIGHT ON ME DR GOOGLE

Well, it’s the day after Wallace and Gromit rode again – and it’s the 31st anniversary of the first appearance of the greatest sound effect in the history of the motion picture, so here’s the story of how (I found out how) they made it...

“ The daughter of a well known conservative operative , whose paper did not answer the topic at hand and had a carefully planned media campaign , had a trans instructor fired for grading a paper according to the agreed upon rubric”

Hmmmmmm

“And the Nazis, who did NOT melt” #RaidersOfTheLostArkOnITV

From the Hamill House to your's: MERRY CHRISTMAS !!! 🎅 🎁 ☃️ 🎄 ❄️ ⛄ 🤶

And Tiny Tim, who did knot dye

i post this story every christmas, and will keep doing so until it stops making me cry merry christmas xx

EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME It’s a nickname my cousin gave me after my first amputation. She changed it to "Metric" after the second one as I can't measure using feet any more

...and the Tiny Tim meme, which did not die...

My father in law has done his traditional Christmas Day Facebook post to remind us of the true meaning of the day: Reminding us of the greatest Christmas of all, December 25th, 1989, when they shot that bastard Ceaușescu

Nadolig Llawen/Merry Christmas from all of us at the Talyllyn Railway! 📸 Nathan Spence

OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR? - Terry Pratchett, Hogfather good night and good luck to every other parent with small children out there

Not shown in photo: The passengers on-board are each carrying a small packet

More British railway whimsy...

One for the UK train geeks - York ROC passing on their season's greetings...

Never were, never are, and never will be.

Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...

Beautiful everyday Ladybird things. ‘Wellington boots’ (And another lovely bit of painting from artist Harry Wingfield)

improvements.. #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

Please tell me this is true.

What I would do if someone turned up at my house unannounced with a CD player and cue cards upon which were written a heartfelt declaration of unconditional love.

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

Name your favourite TV couple

My gift to you all this year is the news that The Hunt for Red October (which celebrates its 35 year birthday this year) is a Christmas movie. Settle down for the story. Okay, two stories.

Can I just say that substituting something that (a) takes a military operation to cook and (b) creates enough washing up to fill boxing day with something that (a) you bang on a tray for 20 minutes and (b) will be talked about for years isn't a nightmare.

This looks like the police evidence photo after they've found and broken into the secret den of a man who's been on the run for 20 years

I'm a regular guy, I put my trousers on the same way as everyone else: falling into them through a hole in the ceiling via a contraction operated by my long suffering dog

New hosts of #Strictly Sponsored by the new Ford Capri, obviously @BBC, I'll take it in a discount off the licence fee

A christmas story fit for a King.

My crushes by decade. 70's: Stevie Niks 80's: Debbie Harry. 90's: Debbie Harry. 00's: Pink. 10's: Adele 20's: a Sainsburys parking space within walking distance of the alcohol aisle.

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Honestly nothing but respect for this kid.

How Im turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party

Discworld QOTD, from Snuff "You should look for those who can’t believe that the law would ever catch them, who believe that they act out of a right that the rest of us do not have. The job of the officer of the law is to let them know that they are wrong!"