Ah, perfect, thanks Google AI, that's just what I was looking for

nothing quite like that doink sound off an upright

Short rib Sunday

I shouldn't have to know what Lane Kiffin is or isn't doing. I have a lot of problems of my own and live in the northeast. Get it together dude.

Happy Thanksgiving!

I wish to unsubscribe from Olivia Nuzzi updates

The 2025 Celtics

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

the most played song for 3 years running at NFL headquarters in LA is the 2012 Grimes banger ‘Oblivion’

Farts are like the ghosts of poop

This is what JD Vance wrote in his bestselling memoir: “ I spent much of my time terrorizing the Appalachian fauna: No turtle, snake, frog, fish, or squirrel was safe.”

Luka Garza played 19 minutes for the Celtics tonight @lethaljorts.bsky.social

Just doing some loomscrolling

Incredibly expensive, quite polarizing, occasionally hallucinatory, quite possibly the path to a disaster. This may be the perfect promotion.

Live your life in a way where people don't celebrate your passing

I had a professor of Jewish Studies at UChicago who made the administration very angry because every year he made a proposal for the university to create an on-campus memorial to the worldwide victims of the UChicago economics department.

I intend to “purity test” every Democratic candidate until all are found guilty. I’m doing this because I want Trump to win. I’m real, and this is a real thing I’m doing, because Russia is paying me

Vaxxed??

Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

Yes please and thank you

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic

He sucked their dicks?!?!

Seen enough of Howard Lutnick, thank you! No more of that guy is needed at this time. If I need some more I will simply go to Oyster Bay, find the most expensive restaurant, and look for the person who is being the most obnoxious to the servers. Do not need additional exposure at this time.

This is an enormous scam designed to get X’s dwindling value and collateralized debts (which likely are imperiled due to Tesla’s crashing stock price) off Musk’s personal books.

Congrats to Mikey Miles on his new position as chef at Mar-a-Lago

Hey, any financial regulator at all:

The “Jeep Truck” is a completely unserious vehicle

Pro-tip: Shut the f*** up youtu.be/nWEpW6KOZDs

i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first

it's once again the time of year to watch this two thousand times a day

Family only eats white meat so wings and drumsticks from Thursday are today’s gumbo

“In 2022, YouGov asked “What percentage of Americans do you think are ___?” The results were hilarious. Trans: 21% Muslim: 27% Jewish: 30% Black: 41% Live in NYC: 30% Gay or lesbian: 30% The errors are off by orders of magnitude. The trans estimation by 2,000%.” www.thebulwark.com/p/americans-...

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Imagine how toxic your public persona has to be to have the entire world tuning in secretly hoping to see you get beaten to death by a rapist.

These people have a sickness of the soul

You know the grinch was at the eyes wide shut party…

Well I have Celtics tickets tonight

I don’t care what the newspaper says about who to vote for or whether they say it at all sorry

I ain’t seen that look in Steph’s eyes since somebody threatened to build affordable housing in his neighborhood