secretcleveland
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It’s not fun to be on the computer anymore! They changed everything, it used to be so cool!
Ah, perfect, thanks Google AI, that's just what I was looking for
10 days ago
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nothing quite like that doink sound off an upright
12 days ago
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Short rib Sunday
12 days ago
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David_j_roth
20 days ago
I shouldn't have to know what Lane Kiffin is or isn't doing. I have a lot of problems of my own and live in the northeast. Get it together dude.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Mikelennial
about 1 month ago
I wish to unsubscribe from Olivia Nuzzi updates
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The 2025 Celtics
about 1 month ago
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one dozen rats in a pear tree
about 1 month ago
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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Gregg Rosenthal
about 1 year ago
the most played song for 3 years running at NFL headquarters in LA is the 2012 Grimes banger ‘Oblivion’
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Farts are like the ghosts of poop
about 1 month ago
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Bennett Tomlin
about 2 months ago
This is what JD Vance wrote in his bestselling memoir: “ I spent much of my time terrorizing the Appalachian fauna: No turtle, snake, frog, fish, or squirrel was safe.”
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Luka Garza played 19 minutes for the Celtics tonight
@lethaljorts.bsky.social
about 2 months ago
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Just doing some loomscrolling
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about 2 months ago
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
3 months ago
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Joe Sheehan
3 months ago
Incredibly expensive, quite polarizing, occasionally hallucinatory, quite possibly the path to a disaster. This may be the perfect promotion.
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Mikelennial
3 months ago
Live your life in a way where people don't celebrate your passing
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Joel S.
4 months ago
I had a professor of Jewish Studies at UChicago who made the administration very angry because every year he made a proposal for the university to create an on-campus memorial to the worldwide victims of the UChicago economics department.
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Hokuto no Kencel
4 months ago
I intend to “purity test” every Democratic candidate until all are found guilty. I’m doing this because I want Trump to win. I’m real, and this is a real thing I’m doing, because Russia is paying me
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Iron Chef Bot
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Vaxxed??
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5 months ago
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Dan McQuade
6 months ago
Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.
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Tim Price
6 months ago
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
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Yes please and thank you
7 months ago
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Creighton ⚒️
7 months ago
Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer
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ceej
8 months ago
that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic
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He sucked their dicks?!?!
8 months ago
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David_j_roth
9 months ago
Seen enough of Howard Lutnick, thank you! No more of that guy is needed at this time. If I need some more I will simply go to Oyster Bay, find the most expensive restaurant, and look for the person who is being the most obnoxious to the servers. Do not need additional exposure at this time.
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Jeff Yang
9 months ago
This is an enormous scam designed to get X’s dwindling value and collateralized debts (which likely are imperiled due to Tesla’s crashing stock price) off Musk’s personal books.
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Congrats to Mikey Miles on his new position as chef at Mar-a-Lago
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9 months ago
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Cas Piancey
11 months ago
Hey, any financial regulator at all:
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11 months ago
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The “Jeep Truck” is a completely unserious vehicle
11 months ago
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Rogue NASA
11 months ago
Pro-tip: Shut the f*** up
youtu.be/nWEpW6KOZDs
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NLG Know Your Rights reminder: Shut the f*** up!
YouTube video by National Lawyers Guild, Detroit & MI
https://youtu.be/nWEpW6KOZDs?si=nRPZmoLdibi_p6pO
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The thread o’ tweets
12 months ago
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lauren
about 1 year ago
i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first
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Apple Bottom Jings
about 1 year ago
it's once again the time of year to watch this two thousand times a day
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Family only eats white meat so wings and drumsticks from Thursday are today’s gumbo
about 1 year ago
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Omar Wasow
about 1 year ago
“In 2022, YouGov asked “What percentage of Americans do you think are ___?” The results were hilarious. Trans: 21% Muslim: 27% Jewish: 30% Black: 41% Live in NYC: 30% Gay or lesbian: 30% The errors are off by orders of magnitude. The trans estimation by 2,000%.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/americans-...
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Americans Have One Very Strange Cognitive Bias
Or: How I learned to stop worrying and love The People.
https://www.thebulwark.com/p/americans-have-one-very-strange-cognitive
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about 1 year ago
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Drew Harwell
about 1 year ago
NFL portal
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Rude Mean Gay
about 1 year ago
Imagine how toxic your public persona has to be to have the entire world tuning in secretly hoping to see you get beaten to death by a rapist.
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about 1 year ago
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These people have a sickness of the soul
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about 1 year ago
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Naomi Elizabeth
about 1 year ago
You know the grinch was at the eyes wide shut party…
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Well I have Celtics tickets tonight
about 1 year ago
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I don’t care what the newspaper says about who to vote for or whether they say it at all sorry
about 1 year ago
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Lupita Nihongo
over 1 year ago
I ain’t seen that look in Steph’s eyes since somebody threatened to build affordable housing in his neighborhood
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