lots of very upset Spanish-language quote posts of this, as one might imagine

*nudging guy next to me* check it out. Piss Boys™ got a mortar

this is insanely stupid, we know what Democrats will do because we saw what they did when they had power. there is zero reason to believe they’ll do anything different besides wanting to believe it

My friend Manu, a delightful little man who made me a better teacher, got jumped and brutally beaten. his jaw was broken in several places and he lost many teeth. please donate and help him get a new smile!!

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

It’s okay to have stupid tattoos. as long as you’re getting a good pump on the long head of your tricep, it’s perfectly okay to have stupid Simpsons tattoos

i came across the saying "to follow like a Tantony pig" so I get curious and look it up, but Tantony isnt a place, it's a contraction of St Anthony who is the saint of swineherds, so the proverb means to follow someone like a pig following the hog messiah. alas this information will not pay my bills

food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble

Hmm

remember when that dumbass Ayn Rand humper bought Sears, ran it on Objectivist principles and a company that had survived everything thrown at it since 1892 promptly collasped & went bankrupt? lol

I would force famous directors to make Simpsons movies. Call me a sicko but I want to see Richard Linklater make a Simpsons movie

I genuinely don’t understand why people think this would move the needle at all

60%+ of Israelis surveyed don't thing the abuses of Palestinian prisoners should be investigated. 84% say the IDF should get an excellent or very good grade for *moral conduct*. 62.5% say a 'terrorist' should be murdered even if they don't pose a threat. www.israelhayom.co.il/news/geopoli...

Well I'm a human fly I-I spell F-L-Y I say "Bzz Bzz Bzz" A-and it's just becuz I-I'm a human fly A-and I don't know why I got 96 tears and 96 eyes

(Rfk jr while cumming) ouch!!!!!!!

Tearfully reporting that Misato Kusaragi is in the Epstein files

my favorite part of Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ‘72 was when he had sex with George McGovern

The system presents us with options that both kill a whole lot of innocent people, and this is a call to action in the direction of resisting that system. There are more political options than red, blue, and yellow on a map.

“citizen” isn’t a job. you are a dumb shivering dog barking at loud noises

Once again I must endorse the “what the fuck are you talking about” reply followed by an immediate mute. to myself. because I forgot how great it is

because it’s still dropping bombs on civilians you fucking dunce

this is great, but why would a man with the name “Cliff Grambo” ever want a nickname. that is a star wars character name but in real life

Reverse cowgirl, so we can keep an eye on the government.

This particular plague marine model isn’t very useful to field (his loadout is all wrong) but it’s impossible to resist the nurgling wearing a power armor helmet. Where’d he get that! What does that little goof think he’s doing!

Eyyy I’m poxwalkin’ here

Celebrating International Men's Day in the traditional manner: by re-reading The Great Outdoor Fight

Sometimes I’ll incorrectly think that the incredible mind of a Zionist will fail to shock me then one of em will say some fuck ass shit like this

Happy man day or whatever

correct. that’s why Harris is president and ICE was shuttered in 2020

lmao no

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

This is important context from Julie K. Brown. With alt text.

On a college trip with the upper classmen and the tour guide keeps looking directly at me as he speaks, bro why are you talking to me I’m very clearly a 40 something year old man chaperoning and not a prospective student

this is so beautiful and also it makes you think (assuming you have a curious mind)

THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks. You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.

bizarre mood in the school today. powerful and violent energies abound. not great for a high school

Delighted to see my old friend Jeff Fucke in the discourse. I hope it’s for normal reasons and not sex-with-teens reasons

had a dream last night that there was an energy drink called Child Molester

happy lunchtime to those who celebrate. beef on weck, dipped in jus

I got hired at a school after my third try in six months, and was told in my orientation “thank god you applied, we’ve been looking for someone with your exact qualifications without success for six months”

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

Isn’t Shapiro the “very obviously covered up a murder on behalf of powerful friends” guy

I don’t mean to dilute Stella’s message, but I want to add that Elián González grew up to be a member of the Cuban National Assembly. “I will fight from whatever trench the revolution demands.” There is no “bright side” to the trauma we are inflicting. But revolutionaries are being made every day.

I cannot explain how much better my Bluesky experience is after making the choice to only respond to That Guy’s posts by telling him to start lifting weights. you talkin about MEDIAN GAINS when you should be talkin about GAINS for the MEDIAL HEAD of your tricep! Full lock-out on your pressing, bro!

which is not to say they aren’t lying to you about why because they think you’re stupid, of course. they are, and they do