guy winning the lottery ten times in one day: yay! guy who didn’t win the lottery at all: well you’ve really done it now, good luck with your sharia law, this is terrible for you and you’re stupid actually this place is bad now and I’m leaving you hate jews by the way and you did 9/11 also

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Spreading the good news

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

Me on 9/11

They let me on CNN

It's almost skeletons with glow sticks in their rib cages season.

Dems saying "vote blue no matter who" while parading Newsom's dumb tweets like they are similar to carving "This Machine Kills Fascists" on a guitar. Bro was grown in a vat to hump money and make anyone not already wealthy suffer. For fucks sake, give a shit who you vote for.

As Netanyahu addresses the United Nations in New York City this morning, the world recoils in horror at the ongoing genocide in Gaza.

Every bro calling themselves a foodie online:

lmao

Chuck Schumer's radical shift during his election year

THIS GUY FUCKIGN GETS ONE? THAT GUY FUKCING SUCKS OK THATS IT THE KID GLOVES ARE COMING OFF

He spent eight years saying this, then stopped the moment things got hard. There was "no room for compromise" but all sorts of room to capitulate. As soon as there was a perceived cost they ran away from the "civil rights issue of our time." They think they can shame us into supporting this party.

I’m not sure they’re AI I mean I was just saying theoughpurarg acadhatori to a good friend yesterday

144 countries have been sanctioned by the US and EU during the period 1950 - 2023 128 US electoral interferences since 1946 101 US backed regime change campaigns 1949-2014 globalinequality.org/imperial-pow... bsky.app/profile/jaso...

I've never been super enthusiastic about this whole human enterprise but watching it get stripped for parts by the dullest dipshits imaginable is kind of ass.

The GOP are intent on making the world as dangerous as possible for American citizens.

BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.

Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide. As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire. End the genocide. Ceasefire now.

I mean... minnesotareformer.com/briefs/haged...

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Some personal news: I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting. Thread incoming. substack.com/@karenattiah...

Me firing up Space Station 13 for the weekend

“The thing is just to not lose hope and to continue putting pressure on the system, because they want us to feel hopeless... The fact that they’re going all this way to criminalize our speech, to criminalize dissent, means that what we’re doing matters and is making change.” —Mahmoud Khalil

I like video game genres discussions, because they can lead to cool video game ideas. They are still stupid because they are made by people just trying to describe concepts in like one or two words. Is 1000x Resist a visual novel, kinetic novel, or a roleplaying game?

How To Save Democracy: A Liberal's Guide Step 1: Elect Democrats. Step 2: Completely check out. emerge only to occasionally say "Thank you President Democrat" and post "I GUESS YOU WANT TRUMP AGAIN" at leftists who point out the concentration camps are still open. Repeat Forever Democracy Saved!

i will never for the life of me forget the front page Fox News website headline that suggested Freddie Gray, a black man from Baltimore who died in a police van trip, had intentionally injured his own spine to implicate the cops. thinking about that again recently

Day 1: "THE SHOOTER WAS A DEMOCRAT!" Day 2: "The shooter was likely sympathetic to democrats" Day 3: "The shooter knew a democrat" Day 4: "The shooter saw a political ad for a democrat on TV once" Day 5: "The shooter had heard the word democrat 'only once or twice in his life' according to friends"

We can’t let Charlie Kirk’s family warp the narrative just because he was a victim of gun violence! It’s not what he’d want, he was extremely clear about that.

The fact that MSNBC contributor Matthew Dowd was fired for accurately (and honestly being rather soft by simply calling him "divisive") describing Charlie Kirk's bigotry is actively concerning.

Thousands of people, kids too, are dead in no small part due to the kind of firearm policies & the culture of hate exhorted by Kirk,- to say nothing of his genocide apologia. The fact that international liberal "leadership" is falling over itself to project mourning for this bigot is perverse.

Charlie Kirk explicitly said that empathy was a modern invention and a problem. Would getting all weepy about him really be honoring his memory? I’m just trying to start a dialogue here, another thing he believed in.

i decided to not scroll after waking up and this is what i miss? lol, lmao.

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This is why the Bureau of Labor Statistics Commissioner was fired last month. This is the final BLS report that can be trusted. finance.yahoo.com/news/there-a...

We’re just innocent men

some scattered thoughts on the bluesky environment vs twitter: “we should compromise on the ability of trans people to exist” will get you yelled at here every time and frankly you deserve it it is, however, a lot easier for other centrist ideas to turn you into the main character than on twitter

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i didn't read that article how do i get paid to post that cory booker inspires me and amy klobuchar throwing a stapler is good actually

What America needs is a massive investment in poor & working class people & their communities. Right now this country invests in the wealthy when it needs to invest it's own foundation. Build longer tables not higher walls. #PoorPeoplesCampaign

Yes. But before we get to the primary process we should be thinking about who we don’t want to *end up* with. The way you end up with someone rather than choose is having “mean posts” stick in peoples minds and not “hates homeless people, doesn’t care about trans people”

but really how do they live like this

Hey everyone, My old friend Josh from my magic the gathering circles needed lung surgery last month and is currently suffering through a COVID infection. He & his partner are having a rough go and desperately need some help. Please share & donate if you can

Man, as a California resident, I wish I got a scavenger hunt. Instead I get shitty AI memes, transphobia, right wing podcast guests, hating the homeless and the making of things less democratic for Californians because the fascists in Texas did it first… I really love it here.

My unfinished quests continue to grow

hi "leaving you" i'm dad haha

“Protest beyond the law is not a departure from democracy; it is absolutely essential to it.” Howard Zinn was born August 24, 1922 in Brooklyn