wow

cokc

people say shit like this and think they're insightful. im insufferable and bald and fat and 40. it is FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

im looking for a girlfriend who will never leave me ever

up past my bed time shakin my butt in bed. again.

im hanging out with this girl and i opened mozilla to show her something and amy rose inflation fetish art showed up on my screen

it’s significantly smaller than average and non operational

nonbinary barista

are people funny on hjere yet or are they still annoyting

tyips me fedora

i need to get laid so badly

just smoked sooooooo much weed and now i want to get punched by women that's sooooo crazy hahahah

if you smoke weed you will die

i need a boyfriend who is in a shitty band that makes no money and has no job and hates me and only smokes weed and drinks all day or a girlfriend who is literally an angel sent from heaven to ensure my safe passage through life and loves me

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just saw a cyber truck with an “anti elon tesla club” sticker on the back of it

if you have bangs you have to learn to trim your own bangs. do not let a stylist near them you will be unhappy every single time.

*fucks on it*

in all honesty im probably a lesbian but i'm trying to graduate college and i'm starting a new job soon so i dont really have time to think about that

my name is Grug Grugcel and i love you.

first time bathing this year why is it purple

when the laser hair removal technician turns the laser up to maximum and tries to fucking kill you

all of my friends are women and nonbinary so i kind of forgot what the average mid 20’s guy looked like until i learned that ohnepixel was 26

would you rather have $1 or $2

hello fuck head

fuck moo deng.

i put the cat ears on… i put the tail in my butthole… i go NYAAAA~~ for you…. and all i get is a measly “nice”….. i’m done.

ive been yearning a lot lately

starts jaking off

i’m grugcel

in case yall forgot

i know twitter dot com is owned by adolf but is this website good yet .

yearning tonight

my wife beats me when i lose in cs but that’s okay i like it

lemme see that thingy bitch

erm meow?

gatekeep DIY HRT. if you don’t realise this you’re stupid.

shakes my butt

just got a cumshot in my eye

i’m going to do something.

this image has been posted 12 times by rent seekers on twitter and now it’s in blue sky. i genuinely cannot escape this post i made while i was throwing up wine after my ex dumped me for being bisexual

as a trans ally it’s your duty to step in when your friend is about to name themselves something stupid

whimpering in a bitches ear while she has her knee between my legs and bladee is is playing

if you are transgender you have to eat a cheese burger.

fuck you

lemme see if

can you post thirst traps on here