OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this

Every hour, on the hour, we get a new proclamation from him. And someone always jumps in to say, “That’s not legal! He’s not a king!” Sigh. And just which institution currently treating him as a king will rule the behavior not legal? Then the next hour’s proclamation arrives…

Prison for babies

the point is to hurt disabled people because disabled people are Democratic Party-coded. that's literally it. it's no deeper than that. it's that petty and spiteful.

The splash screen after the newest Samsung OS update is just 2+ pages of the ways they've added AI to every function of the phone and I've never wanted one of the low-function phones more than when I saw that at 5 am.

Jared Kushner buying The Sims just to figure out how to behave like a human

Mychal is the best. This is the happiest news!

Completely shattered.’ Changes to NSF’s graduate student fellowship spur outcry The announcement comes months later than usual, leaving many would-be applicants stranded 25 SEP 2025 By KATIE LANGIN 🧪 www.science.org/content/arti...

Roger Goodell getting bone sawed for trying to get a better Madden deal for the owners

I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were

Also unfortunately making progress on causing the Squirrel Wars by putting out treats in such abundance that neighboring squirrel families are making expeditions into new territory, upsetting the current residents. But their antics delight me. What to do.

Very few upsides to tropical systems but the way they suck the humidity out of the air when they're nearby is unparalleled. It's so... Tolerably warm.

You are not immune to the la brea tar pits

I’ve been laying it on thick with Lydia Deetz/ sad goth girl vibes at my haunt gig and it was all worth it tonight for this interaction: Me: What can I help you with? Guest: Where’s the escape room? Me: My life is an escape room.

Damn. Criminals.

Sunday mornings at the beach are for waking and baking with friends

The male loneliness epidemic is actually the 'lazy loser who can't make friends because they're grossly unpleasant' and the solution proffered is for us to just put up with it out of the goodness of our hearts and fucking no

People are so unfathomably dumb. No more celebrities as president, ever.

omg. Macron took the stage by saying “I have my prepared speech, but I’d like to tell you what I really think”. And SLAMMED MAGA for 20 min on nationalism, climate, Ukraine, Gaza, democratic values, global cooperation and lack of integrity. Uploading it now. Must watch. MAGA table didn’t clap

Real image of me after trying to talk to my mom about getting her moved by the end of the year (hoarder tendencies)

even for an unhinged presidency this week has been pretty fuckin unhinged tbh

This may have been the most insane and incoherent four days of his presidency. Tylenol, the U.N., I hate my opponents, other countries are going to hell, this escalator's broken, I'm mad at a TV comedian, I like Ukraine now. It really feels as if some minimal tether to reality has snapped.

You guys, the IT guy I've been on the call with most of the day trying to fix an XML file I need yesterday, just went, "oh god, oh no. No no no. That's not good." 😭

Happy Rapture Day to all who celebrate 💋

We have always been at war with Tylenol

ME: [eating the leftover pizza before my roommates can] Oh no, it must have been raptured

Funny, that…

Just found out baby teeth are formally called "deciduous teeth" because they will be shed, so now I gotta deal with THAT all day

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"manage stress" by taking breaks, go on a walk, take a jog, work in your garden, scream at the people who are supposed to be helping you but make your life more complicated by requiring constant management

LOL

ARTEMISH

After the Rapture things are still going to suck here because all of the billionaires will have been left behind too,* with all their banks and yachts and capitalist systems in place. *Matthew 19-24

“what if someone undeserving gets this benefit” there is no one undeserving of basic humanity. insane that I’m a queer ENM leftist atheist and I live by the example of Jesus Christ FAR more than 90% of Christians.

I Thought I Was Having a Low Motivation Day but Then I Realized I Forgot About Food and Water: An ADHD "Productivity" Story

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

Dewey vs the cat food container. Hes been attacking it for 5 minutes. There is food in the dish next to him.

Cool story. If you throw enough eggs the racists will scatter.

Waking, baking, watching the squirrels. This little buddy doubles up on the nuts every time. So I say to this small friend, Oh buddy, you double nut every time! Then there's a snort & coughing from the other side of the fence.... And that's how I introduced myself to my mom's neighbor this morning.

Huey vs the evil snake attached to his butt

Bullies hate being laughed at.. From him hating SNL, Obama’s White House correspondent dinner jokes, & now Colbert & Kimmel… Comedians need to go hard. This is their moment..

God has truly turned away from us

Large order of fries heal me large order of fries

I'm listening to the ugly orange king speaking while I'm working and he sounds just like this failing geriatric abuser I had to listen to as a DV advocate. Meandering but coming back to a used to be threatening "we'll always be together" over and over and over. What a loser.

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Jimmy Carter literally spent his life housing the homeless. Exactly what Jesus would've done. And yet...he didn't even get flags @ 1/2 staff for an entire mourning period.

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