Sit in your floof

I am standing on my back legs and screaming due to needing the cake

She’s just baby

I'm just over this shit. (Bird photo stolen from Karl Ramsdell)

A user on Quizlet created a public flashcard set in February that appears to have exposed highly confidential information about security procedures in US CBP facilities around Kingsville, Texas.

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More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

Must have accidentally logged into America's training portal

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

We are so good at winning all the wars we start.

“We are not afraid!” screamed Frog and Toad at the same time. Then they ran down the mountain very fast. They ran past the place where they saw the avalanche. They ran past the place where they saw the snake. They ran all the way to Toad’s house.

He forever has the face of a toddler that’s actively taking a shit in their pants in public

yes you fucking morons free preschool for everyone or it becomes just "free preschool for the poors" and then you call them leeches and ask for tax breaks when really we want free preschool for everyone because we want smart well adjusted kids why is this so hard? www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/n...

Also NO MEANS TESTING FOR PUBLIC GOODS. Enough.

The right and center left have spent decades defunding public goods. Privatization and “public-private” partnerships have left billions of people without safety nets. This message needs to be hammered home daily.

This is what we love to see - chunky orca babies! Here's another look at T49A7, the youngest (and SEVENTH!) calf of Bigg's killer whale T49A "Nan". That orangish hue is normal in young orca calves, although scientists aren't 100% sure of the cause. 📷: Sam Murphy, Island Adventures Whale Watching

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am so excited to tell you that for the first time since Apollo 17 in 1972, human beings have left Earth orbit." -- Dr. Lori Glaze, opening the Flight Day 2 press conference

1. Pete was in the National Guard. He's never lived or worked on an active duty military installation outside of brief training periods. 2. There will be murders.

Pfizer has ended its large Phase III Trial of an updated COVID19 vaccine. They were not able to enroll enough people to meet their goal. A major problem is the FDA’s wholly unreasonable demand that people with chronic conditions, who benefit most from the vaccine, not be allowed to participate.

Temperature control leggie

The. Rise. Of. Cognitive. Surrender. Study finds that people who use GenAI chatbots rely on them 80% of the time, and develop almost no capacity to recognize when a chatbot is feeding them faulty information. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

absolutely the fuck not assholes

No YOU thought you were muted answering a Teams call but instead blasted Childish Gambino in your new teammate's earholes

Framing your party's midterm election message on "MORE MONEY FOR MORE BOMBS!!!" seems bad.

Eddies in the space-time continuum Ah. Is he. Is he.

It is time to prepare for the forthcoming May Day celebrations, and one of the most important preparation measures must consist in learning what the Social-Democratic movement in Russia has already achieved,

Calling in someone and explaining to them why a word is considered harmful ain't the same as filling out a form, and you know that. "Female" (adj) is a biological descriptor. "Woman" (noun) is an adult female person. There's a difference. It's not too late to learn it.

I saw this now you have to, too :(

TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK "MAUNDY" MEANS. RIGHT FUCKING NOW

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

Under Her Eye

with one half-throttled shriek you drop through that transparent air into the summer sea, no more to rise for ever

Bloody hell. How are we currently sharing a planet with this fragile and beautiful thing? How? Wow!

We continue to prove them wrong 💪🏿

What a fucking shot holy shit

They were just talking about the Range Safety Officer's job.. That was one of my Dad's jobs. He was so excited about going back to the moon. Godspeed, Integrity!

Gahhhhh I'm so excited, I can't stand it!

I cannot get my work team to have the slightest interest in the launch today and I'm judging the fuuuuuuck out of them.

For the first time since 1972, NASA is sending astronauts to the moon. The mission, Artemis II, is scheduled to launch on Wednesday at 6:24 p.m. Eastern time. Follow live updates.

At the heart of many stories about someone falling for disinformation is that person having motivation to believe the disinformation

The first post I saw this morning called April Fools a holiday then it scooted out of view and I can't find it to lose my mind on the person who wrote it.

Am honestly shocked by how many women are supporting this guy who gives off nothing but creep vibes.

Windows open Cats ain't mopin'

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility 🩵🩷🤍 More cis people need to be raising our voices in support of trans rights and liberation, because guess what - those are our rights, too. Attacks on bodily autonomy for one are attacks on bodily autonomy for all. We all have the right of self expression.

I had a solid couple of weeks when I was waking up around 7 like a normal human instead of hours that don't deserve names.

The veil between the cisgender and transgender worlds is thinnest on March 31st, which allows trans people to be visible for this one day each year. They will disappear again at midnight, so be sure to go outside and see them today!

I see a certain science fiction writer has reopened the discussion about the difference between “clever” and “smart.” Which may be one of the defining problems of our age. The tech masters and finance guys of the universe are monumentally clever, but I cannot name single one who is smart.

is there some reason they dress him as Dracula now

Me: This is BULLSHIT. Them: What is? Me:

"ICE agents will be stationed outside graduation events for the nation’s newest Marines to identify whether any of their family members are undocumented, according to the Marine Corps."