he was a bluesky poster so it makes sense he left the house for 30 seconds and instantly got the zoomies so bad someone shot him

my roommate recently bought a 3d printer and has been using it to colonize my table with a rapidly expanding scale model of downtown chicago. they say they want it to eventually be 4x this size and i fear for what will happen when it inevitably outgrows this small platform

Same Energy

Bring me Solo and the Wookie.

てっぺんはこうなってる

*reads CNN for investigation updates*

Can’t stop thinking about the interiors of the Charnley–Persky House

They ask for compassion and civility as they break bread with people building concentration camps for the pregnant girls sexually assaulted in Federal detention.

Dude, you are not going to get that through a magnetometer. Have you considered carbon fiber or 3D printing?

as a child I wanted Jerry the mouse to die

Remember how less than three weeks ago the president threatened to kill an entire civilization

the irony is that there are many journalists who are threatened and killed for their work globally, except they don’t overlap at all with the people willing to attend the MAGA White House correspondent’s dinner

As you were.

Obviously they closed the bar during the incident

"There will be some shots fired tonight" - Caroline Leavitt 😭

if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit

why must ppl be around when im trying to get stuff done

fuuuuuuck

Something for your pop bibliography files in case you hadn't seen it before, this is a bougie indoor mini golf course in Chicago. Happy to share photos via email if they're useful. ⛳️

Bowman: "There is non-speculative, clear evidence that the state's attorney has abdicated her responsibility to, and authority to, investigate crimes that occurred under her very nose."

Cook County Circuit Judge Erica Reddick says she will take her time in ruling on whether a special prosecutor should be appointed to investigate Operation Midway Blitz agents. She hopes to rule May 11. We're done.

breaking: 80-student encampment up at Occidental College in California, demanding the Board of Trustees commit to divest from Lockheed Martin, Palantir, Maersk, and Caterpillar amid the war on Iran, Lebanon and Palestine at an upcoming meeting on Monday.

the electromagnetic field around voting machines has actually been shown by ancestral lizard science to cause chemtrail sensitivity, best to stay away

works for me, feel free to never vote again

Surely this is AI generated. No way a city would ever put a disgusting highway right next to their beautiful lakefront. Surely.

JUST IN: Virginia adopted a new law yesterday to forbid sheriffs & local police from contracting with ICE — if ICE doesn't say it'll follow state laws & agree to let its agents be prosecuted. Everyone seems to agree ICE won't promise that, and that this spells the end of ICE contracts in Virginia.

Naturally, they do not even mention prosecutors in Minnesota who have pursued investigations & prosecutions. Silverio is dead. Marimar was shot five times. The feds lied about all of it. And true to form, the Tribune Editorial Board argues everyone should just move on, there’s nothing to see here.

“In the absence of compelling evidence of federal law-breaking during Midway Blitz…” They rappelled out of a Blackhawk onto an apartment building to kick down doors and round up the occupants under false pretense and without a warrant to create social media content.

i’m buddy girl and her dads biggest fan like wtf this guy is a legend

the platters is crazy 😭

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

I don’t need a whole server farm to tell me I want Thai food.

for black coffee i don't hate it

lençóis maranhenses 🎨

Полетал на самолетике над парком Lencois Maranhenses. 26.05.2025 #naturephotography #naturephoto #nature #landscapephotography #landscapes #landscape #brazil

ICE in Chicago this morning at Elston and Kennicott—a masked agent tells a witness (on the sidewalk) not to get in front of his car. Feds are continuing kidnappings across the city & burbs after increased activity this month. No flashy CBP caravans, just a steady stream of covert ICE arrests.

i try to hold back bc she already gets weird shit thrown her way but whenever i say aoc 4 🦅 its sexually charged

The student’s art featured elements about immigration enforcement and reproductive rights. Cicero has been a hard hit suburb by ICE.

First image that would load on bsky for me since I got home lmao

Here's a link to the latest filing in the special prosecutor debate (a few pages are out of order in the official court filing — Page 2 actually begins on Page 12 of the PDF): cst.brightspotcdn.com/dd/a5/4eb73f... And here's the email in question from Eileen O'Neill Burke's staff:

Chicago Bulls coach Billy Donovan has resigned after six seasons, opting to step aside rather than work with a new front office, the team announced Tuesday. https://to.wttw.com/4cE7W4n

"For the second year in a row, the annual Cinco de Mayo parade in Little Village has been canceled due to immigration enforcement concerns, organizers said." "People are still avoiding public gatherings out of fear, organizers said, adding, “there is nothing to celebrate.”