Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

gotta remember that no one likes this shit

one thing that remains unchanged between now and 100 years ago: if you have a big baby, they’re gonna put you in the news

I guess we should have read the label more closely...

Sometimes you read an article that makes you feel like... idk... 15 years ago, some of us got on an express train and saw what was on the tracks ahead. And now we're on a call to the people on the slower train, now approaching, and they cannot comprehend the landscapes we describe as familiar.

It’s funny that nobody in the Trump sphere has the secret sauce like him. I hate the guy and he’s by no means wise but he understands people or at least he understands our lowest common denominator and it gives him an insight into society while the rest of them might as well be aliens in skin suits

“My ‘The 90s in Palm Beach were a different time!’ t-shirt is raising a lot of questions about my extensive, decades-long relationship with a prolific pedophile and sex-trafficker who considered me his best friend. But these questions should have already been answered by my shirt!”

I don’t think they should necessarily say this out loud, but how are you supposed to negotiate a deal with someone you know will not keep their end of it? You can’t

you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face

Bullet casings found scrawled with "because of Democrat rhetoric".

This doesn't work when the people you disagree with are nazis.

The Happening (2008):

New theory: air pollution causes autism but plot twist: it's the world trying to heal itself by creating a subset of humans who love trains so we can have more public transit and less pollution

"solving the autism problem" oh you mean cutting the scratchy tags off my shirts?

we all faced a choice

well said sir, that should wrap up the Nobel Peace Prize

Maaaaa! The demented old pervert is bragging about war crimes in front of the UN again

Telling everyone who believed the rapture was happening today that it really did happen and they're now bound for hell for presuming the will of God. Gonna be a fun one.

Just a reminder that, despite what these freaks would have you think, antivaxx is extremely unpopular and we need to attack them relentlessly for putting insane dipshittery over our health

There's a wrong way and a right way to report this

You look at every culture that's ever existed and the running theme is everyone pretty much just wants to play/dance to music, make art, eat stewed meat wrapped in flat bread, and tell stories about the shapes we find in the stars. Somehow we turned that into wars and overtime and profit margins.

Art but make it sports

What is "things Stephen Miller says to himself in the mirror nightly"

Both broadcast reactions to the best replay angle of Jacob Young's kick catch

If the singer looks like this you're gonna die in the pit (because the venue is a fire trap but the owners bribed him to keep it open)

Like... No shit? It doesn't take a vast conspiracy to individually hate someone for being a huge piece of shit towards people you care about. Nobody else helped to put this guy up to the deed more than Charlie Kirk himself, and that's obvious to anyone who can be honest about this.

Counter proposal: they can all eat shit until they get sepsis

Would use that one Kylo Ren gif, if not for, you know...

The people outraged about that are probably going to make a video where an AI generated Odin Lloyd says that if a guy is good enough at football it's fine to ignore their bad behavior forever

Many media outlets hid the full truth of Trump -- his background in organized crime, his Epstein ties -- out of fear, only to be obliterated by him in the end. Had they not self-censored then, they might not be state-censored now. When you hide the truth, you face the consequences.

If it was possible to pick up Republican voters at scale by being more moderate and representing the center of politics, we would've won 2016 & 2024, and 2020 would've been a massive blowout creating a Congressional supermajority. It doesn't work in a polarized electorate!

this exists it is called thinking

Wrote about our cultural lurch to the right, cowboy boots and all. badfaithtimes.com/cultural-shi...

the only kind of society that is going to be livable - and perhaps this is already irretrievably out of reach - is going to be one where consistent rules and some general baseline of truth exist and are agreed upon. if that's a pie in the sky fantasy then so is anything else worthwhile

James Cook may not be Miami's real dad, but let's appreciate that he is their dad who stepped up.

Anyone try booking one then immediately calling up to cancel and tell them to get right?

These Quisling fucking cowards. Let it be known that it was us who saved their worthless asses in the historical record.

dolphins playing the bills JUST hard enough to ensure the tua/mcdaniel restrictor plate remains in place❤️

I legit do not like Mr Brightside at all, I wish that was not their thing

Oh the Tua we know and love is here you guys

Why are the bills allergic to the idea of stopping shit that isn't working

Losing to this dolphins team is inexcusable.

Josh is a sicko and apparently now Jackson Hawes is happening

I'm appreciating the Oops All TE's offense

Every time I see Tua run I'm afraid for that guy's life

i do wonder if this is why Kimmel inspires such vitriol from reactionaries. he was ostensibly a non-PC guy who managed to turn it around and command respect from the Hollywood sickos... a thing all the failed creatives in the conservative space never could do.

If enough of the talent and large name writers show solidarity and stand together there is a chance that Kimmel gets reinstated, but more importantly the corporate suites will understand they die if they go against the populations beliefs. Make it so costly that the studios are forced to acquiesce