Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.

The Boston Bruins have been sent home to hell

I want to see an Alex Lyon goal now

Fuck Boston

this is straightforwardly impeachable conduct

I’m fucking horrified that folk 100s of years from now are going to refer to this period as the Trumpian Age or some shit and I’m gonna be lumped in with all the dumb extremist dicks. Solidarity with dead people from the 19th century who thought empire was for arseholes and now get called Victorians

the fuck am i supposed to do with this sink, i already hate his guts

Charles Barkley sending them to the Rockaways after this one. Make them take the A train too.

Run those fucks out of their own barn again and put it away in 6 I guess

For the first time since the posting of this tweet, Sabres.

a friend of Jimmy Savile having a fine old time with a friend of Jeffrey Epstein, love our ruling class

tremendous L for the weirdo freaks who tried and failed to get Americans to treat Canadians as our enemies before deciding they were more interested in starting wars with other countries

Hold on. We the taxpayers are going to pay companies $900 million, which is more than 6x what we spend on wind power R&D, to NOT build wind power at a time when electricity prices are spiking and we need more clean power?

You’re laughing. Our obese stupid senile pedophile president is trying to barricade himself in his winter palace after sinking the nation into an empire shattering conflict he cannot win and you’re laughing.

He's arguably the least popular modern American president in history while a massively unpopular war that he started without congressional authorization which continues to curdle and pull the WORLD into a depression. He's very luck they're lone gunmen and he's very lucky they've all been crazy

Here’s Trump threatening violence, calling for his political enemies’ executions, celebrating the deaths of people he didn’t like, and otherwise casually promoting political violence. There was also the small matter of Jan. 6 and subsequent pardons for violent felons.

i know i sound exactly like the right wingers when they justify their violence and fascism but the difference is they're lying and i'm right: These guys are just following your rules! You justified and excused and promoted fascism and disorder and political violence and *I* said that was bad!

Haha fuck you Boston

The Sabres commitment to not scoring on the power play is hitting incredible new levels

I would run way more marathons if I could get them out of the way in just 2 hours. They take me way more than that.

The problem with having a criminal President who promotes conspiracy theories, incited an insurrection, & lies habitually about everything and is enabled by an entire political and media movement that does the same is that after a while people don't believe him and create their own narratives. #whcd

do you think any other (apparent) attempted assassination of a sitting president has felt like this since the 19th century? i am neither surprised nor concerned nor terribly interested. which of course makes sense in this immediate context, but feels odd when you hold it up in a historical one

The general attitude I see is "fuck you if you were expecting empathy" and let's be real... that's an attitude that's 100% been earned.

The WHCD gunman went to Caltech, so it's inevitable that the "staged shooting" conspiracy theory and the "missing scientists" conspiracy theory are going to link up.

Just wild that the Secret Service shot a Donald Trump supporter dead at Mar-a-Lago two months ago because he had a gun & was trying to kill the president over the Epstein files but—speaking only for myself—I haven’t heard a word about it amid the coverage tonight www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This has been a test of the emergency It Happened alert system and mine failed terribly. If It had actually Happened I expect immediate texts if not actual phone calls.

it'd be one thing if they were at least good at their jobs while they were snorting coke and doing domestic abuse and/or human trafficking, but And this is their guy!!! This is the President they actually WANT to protect!!! This is them giving 100%!!!!

*it* didn’t happen, therefore it doesn’t matter

*Spins wheel* ex Mormon... *shakes magic 8 ball* pornstar doula *throws dart* former Tulsi staffer Motivated by *spins larger wheel* his Qatari data center getting bombed

We are going to be cleaning up Trump‘s shit for decades. The world may never fully recover. And they want to have dinner with him? Laugh at his jokes? May they choke on their food.

u never see this on a tradlife mood board

In a just society, everyone involved in this, from the CEO down to the coders, as well as the cops responsible for not doing their jobs, are the ones who have their lives destroyed

It was stupid and waste of money when we last had an alzheimer patient president do this

fun syllogism. We can’t have a functioning democracy if we think our opponents are evil. our opponents are evil. Ergo, we must either lie to ourselves or we don’t have a functioning democracy.

"All right chat, thanks for showing up. Got some amazing content for you today" I say from the lectern as the funeral director gives me the dirtiest look ever seen on this earth

“We’re closing the strait to open the strait to win the war to open the strait that was open until we started the war that closed it and that’s why we are threatening to help Argentina steal Britain’s penguins.” I pay taxes to fund this.

The countries that manufacture all of our shit on the other hand, they use the fuck out of the strait of Hormuz. If you narrowly focus on the oil we directly import from there, you might reach the conclusion it's NBD, but you'd also be a gigantic idiot.

It's not hyperbole in the least to say Musk purchased a six-month shadow presidency for $280 million and used the power of that shadow presidency to 1. Steal the government’s data, 2. Permanently damage the state’s ability to regulate his businesses, and 3, kill non-white people.

Another funny thing about the beer mile is that the beer mile world record and the stroller mile world record are basically identical. Having a child officially has the same effect on athletic performance as consuming 4 beers. Stroller mile record video is amazing: www.youtube.com/shorts/1i75Y...

You know when you read those historical accounts of indulgent masquerades and hedonistic parties the aristocracy threw while all the peasants were starving, and then after the fires and rioting died down the survivors were all “but who could have seen it coming??”

When I learned math they knew about that way already, they call it "the wrong way"

That's fine I'd rather just imagine what those images look like anyway on here

Trump is within sight of an under 30% overall approval rating. One of the most important causes right now is to establish a media narrative and popular support behind severe punishments and consequences to our present criminals running things.

So this is the part where the markets shit the bed and we get another Trump proclamation/cease fire extension/rumor rally tomorrow

As America has gotten richer, most public good services have lagged under the strain of more people being able to afford them. This is why air travel sucks. Traffic sucks, etc. It's part of the same seemingly costless decline. I do think there is some unspoken psychic harm to all of this.

IF you make 65k or less, the tariffs effectively doubled your tax rate, and in fact, if you make much less than that it made the percentage increase incalculable because if you make less than like 50k and have a household of three you don't pay FIT net