the guy's wife probably wouldn't let him see his dang kids and this was the only way.

this looks like the passenger manifest from the lolita express

Well, I think Elon and Trump have been on the same flight logs before

If you think Bluesky sucks, you are not using it correctly. I have curated my feed to be full of DeliciousWeirdos™️ and KingShitposters™️ which means endless nerdiness (complimentary), bangers, and really insightful threads. Sorry you aren't having fun you aren't playing right. Try harder!

Good morning.

Funny Games (2007)

i'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude

My high school crush was a gal from an End-Timey family and she was giving me the whole Antichrist spiel and it was this literal dude and the Evangelicals have supplicated themselves utterly before him. It's like all they wanted was to look down their noses at everyone else the whole time.

I'm an atheist, but I'm starting to think that there is a God and that he sent Trump to test Christians but they failed. So he kept making easier and easier tests for them until he eventually sent a literal golden calf, and they still can't figure it out lol.

More like bring me the Verizon

Kinda weird no one's calling this World War Trump. He's just exploding shit all throughout the world with no care for second order effects. It really is just him vs. everybody, and you'll only be spared if you seed intimidating shirtless AI pictures of your own country's dictator onto TruthSocial.

Both parties already have national-level voter files based on carefully compiling and cross-comparing all the local and state-level files. It's been that way since the mid-2000s as records were digitized. The right wing dream is *misinterpreting that data* to attempt to purge people off rolls.

guess it wasnt an epic fury

theres been so much high-sticking in sabres/canadiens that somewhere lisa ann is reactively reaching for a towel

If it’s radically pro-transgender to respect and celebrate people’s identities and give them bodily autonomy, I guess I’m a radical. Try and stop me.

SHES SO FUCKIN COOL #Desbiens @victoire-lphf.bsky.social

Forget lists, check what labels have been slapped on your account blue.mackuba.eu/scanner

LMAO

*nba says they'll try to stop tanking* *wizards immediately win draft lottery* *sixers prepare to process the hell out of the league again*

Let this radicalize you

knew hed be good eventually, those draft night vibes, man

avs legend alex newhook

vacation: t-minus 2 days money already spent on guitar accessories to play with during the first weekend: -$400

An extremely courageous person who meant a lot to so many people.

because we're in the timeline we're in, big economic updates now come from a cody ware sponsor

lmfao

It's hard to believe, but this really is the official position of our country's Very Serious Financial Analysts: "it would simply be too horrible if the strait stays closed, so ... [closes eyes tight, taps heels together] ... it won't!"

Trump suspends gas tax. Fed loses more revenue; hardline right-wingers call for more infrastructure cuts they want. Gas companies don't change prices, make bank on higher profit margins. Gas execs back Trump. I mean, it seems BLINDINGLY obvious here, folks.

vonage babe underrated but still nowhere near the 2000s commercials hall of famer overstock dot com lady

And in Bob's Burgers

leah hextall was much better in the vonage commercials

2025-2026 parker kelly is gonna be talked about for generations

Taking a deep dive into some draft analysis

I believe that the assassination attempts on Trump have been real and not some planned conspiracy but if a pollster asked me about it i would absolutely say I'm sure they're fake because fuck Trump. I'm picking the "fuck Trump" response to every single question

mackinnon hasnt been mad in awhile

wild penalty kill is making dave hakstol look like he should get another head coaching job again

manson is super lucky but still nowhere near as dirty as matt cooke, wild fans. hush.

They’re putting down the gloves and finding common ground

Two things. First, it's ridiculous beyond measure that Bluesky execs continue to use personal accounts interchangeably as their work accounts. The problems are both obvious and continuous. Second, I'm tired of the softest wettest white boys crying that accountability feels to them like bullying-

this looks like an extra tough captcha test

your annual reminder that this site's founders and owners are silicon valley crypto bros mad that the libs squatted on their property and can and will occasionally take it out on them

A tale of how moderation works around here, in two parts

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

This is head-in-the-sand stuff. The whole South is about to be painted ruby red as Republicans institute Jim Crow 2.0. Get in the game, man.

You can either have a democracy or a Republican Party, but you can't have both.

pretty sure Gen Z's taste in beer is bad because they know not The Property of Ones

you: what if trump gets the hantavirus? me, astute, wise: he'll just shit a little more often and disappear a little longer from public view, nobody will know the difference

These fucking people are so fucking useless. Every single one needs to be primaried.