Sam Girard returns to Denver on March 16th

I know the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is meaningless but I will still be upset if P!nk doesn't get in this year

Thank You Sammy G 👏🏆

Forever a champion. Forever mon chum.

I'm not emotionally stable enough as it is, and this isn't helping

The Avalanche got eight and a half years out of Sam Girard as part of the Matt Duchene trade. Not bad considering he was an unproven 19 year old prospect at the time... #GoAvsGo

Saw a Reddit post that had a screenshot of a post by @cmasisak22.bsky.social on the other site that Brock Nelson is back in Denver and is not going to the White House

The Matt Duchene trade tree continues to grow. The only original piece remaining for any of the three teams in Matt Stienburg, who the Avs drafted with Ottawa's 2019 3rd round pick.

Kulak's defensive stats look good, which I like. But his Spinny/60 and Nasal Strip/60 pale in comparison.

WHY DID THEY ALSO GIVE A 2ND ROUND PICK

WHAT

K what but why

Now Apple Music is pushing AI songs, but I don't have it in me to switch streaming services again. Music gods, help me see the light.

My grocery store recently gave out pomelo samples. The answer is pomelo.

The fun thing about leaving Twitter is that it's super-easy to do, and you should have done it already but no one will judge you if you do it today instead.

I totally forgot Pete DeBoer was on Team Canada's coaching staff and suddenly I'm not too upset they lost

Connor McDavid was named MVP in a losing effort again? That's gotta hurt...

Ah yes, the Avs are definitely back

The US team throwing away all their championship goodwill to party with Kash Patel is exactly what I expected

Silver Medal Silver Linings: - Brock Nelson got a gold - Sam Bennett and Jordan Binnington did not - A bunch of these guys should get another chance in four years (NHL willing) - No Avs player (that we know of) has a bad injury

The disdain on MacKinnon's face for the Olympic mascot plushie was so funny

Olympic hockey is actually meaningless, did you know that?

Once again we find that bad and evil triumph in this world

Nate's gonna go scorched earth on the NHL after this

Woof

This is horrible I hate hockey

This is ridiculous

"It's hard playing against the Canadian refs"

Nate I swear

This Harley/Parayko pairing is my worst nightmare

Oh my god Toews I can't believe it

CAAAAAAAAAAALE I LOVE YOU

It's time to activate Sam Bennett* *Just kidding** **Maybe

I've never trusted anyone less than Jordan Binnington. I don't care about Four Nations. I don't care if he ends up winning today. I don't trust him.

I 150% expect a Tkachuk to injure a Team Canada player on Sunday

In honour of the MacKinnon-McDavid-Celebrini line, McDonald's Canada should develop a Big MacKMcMack sandwich

Nathan MacKinnon is a lunatic but he's OUR lunatic

Nathan MacKinnon threw up the game-winning goal

bluesky, the canadian sports app

NAAAAATHAN MACKINNONNNNN

What a horrible offside call

LET'S GOOOO

They should've just brought the rest of the Canadian Avs defence (Manson, Burns, Girard) because they're all breakout machines.

A team with MacKinnon, Makar, and Toews having a useless powerplay and being victimized by their own team member named Bennett in a (quasi) elimination game is giving me traumatic flashbacks

He's only clutch if you ignore all the times he isn't clutch

Team Canada without Crosby is the same as the Avs without Landeskog

Team Canada's struggling because Alan Roach went home

Yep that's the Sam Bennett we know and hate

Friday Morning Hockey Stress, my debut album, out now!