Benjamin
@someguycalledben.bsky.social
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Pretending to be somewhat cool (he/him)
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repost warrior because I've never had an original thought, but damn it, y'all are funny as fuck
7 months ago
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Corduroy Cheddar
about 19 hours ago
For obvious reasons I'm no longer a person with thoughts
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Snow Abby
about 18 hours ago
You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
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donni saphire
about 17 hours ago
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They donโt really check
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trickykat
2 months ago
i like oxford, commas, and endless debate
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Jason, ex Inferis
2 months ago
Iโve realized that Iโm only capable of being five things to women -Like a brother -second ex-husband -spellcheck -source of knowledge about the short history of the baconator -guy whoโs got their nose.
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ara forever
6 months ago
uh oh , i accidentally committed a social faux pas that i was unaware of ! time to die
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ara forever
6 months ago
oh, you hate yourself? too bad. im loving you anyway.
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fuck golden birthdays, I'm almost at the age I lied about being on the internet when I was a teenager
7 months ago
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ara forever
7 months ago
it's the way you look , the way you talk about things , the way you are
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trickykat
7 months ago
*me leaning against my cybertruck seductively outside a wawas, long drag on my cigarette* Yeah, I suppose you could call me an NPC in this clusterfuck of a country
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trickykat
7 months ago
i spilled my guts *late gossipy samurai*
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ara forever
7 months ago
turns out i was just dysphoric . i shaved and im all better now
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ara forever
7 months ago
dont fear the frog
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Ygrene
7 months ago
oh yeah? well can ai do THIS?! (have anxiety)
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trickykat
7 months ago
how can it be pride month already? i wasn't even finished with lust and sloth yet
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๐ต Harv the Herald Angels ๐ต
7 months ago
I sent you my empty spond, please re-spond
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๐ฑ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ท๐ผ๐งฉ
7 months ago
nice of my anxiety to drop by so often to check on me
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I make up for my suboptimal height with my irresistible charm (awkward, anxious stuttering)
7 months ago
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ara forever
7 months ago
yall mind if i bite off less than i can chew
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ara forever
7 months ago
aw diddums , are you sad that your soul is being crushed by the existential weight of the struggle for survival against an arbitrary system designed to diminish you and make you feel lesser ? are your feefees hurt ? would u like a tissue ?
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ara forever
7 months ago
gonna die my hair (get a haircut)
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sweetie ฯ
7 months ago
i donโt want to see your nudes i want you to solve the riemann hypothesis
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alexis simpson
7 months ago
happy gay june. or as i like to call it, "Goon." why are you laughing like that
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pawfectly
7 months ago
Happy Pride Month
#cat
#pride
#pridemonth
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ara forever
7 months ago
doing a wheelie to achieve ego death on cycledelics
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ara forever
7 months ago
no terfs at pride , obviously . none of us are free till all of us are free
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ara forever
7 months ago
shoutout to benjamin hope ur having a good day
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telling people online that I'm cooler irl and telling people irl that I'm cooler online
7 months ago
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Fแชแข แฉแชNแ แชแF
7 months ago
So people are now saying there's water on the moon. That's lunar sea.
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๐ฑ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ท๐ผ๐งฉ
7 months ago
i think giving a shit is really cool and sexy
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๐ต Harv the Herald Angels ๐ต
7 months ago
I just think I was born at the wrong time, ya know? I would have thrived in the Jurassic. Set up a little vape shop, offer recycling for disposables, refurb and resell them. They had brains the size of walnuts, they'd never know. Get a nice house in the suburbs, two car garage, pool. Easy.
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ara forever
7 months ago
it gets better but only because we make it better
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ara forever
7 months ago
my partners dont cheat on me , they cheat off me . theyre only with me for my test scores
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ara forever
7 months ago
i have so much love for the world and for all of u <33
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ara forever
7 months ago
good morning , i hope everyone is doing ok today . i am full of anxiety and existential terror but ill chill out as the day goes on ๐ค
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ara forever
7 months ago
it can be better , i can be better , i just need to love more and open my heart to those who'll have it
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7 months ago
if youd just give me a chance to explain why im a monster im sure you would understand
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Holly Ross
7 months ago
I'd love to follow you back, but unfortunately you use words like "fuckt*rd," and I should not have to explain to you why that is wrong. Please read because I do not fucking play with this one.
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Why the R-Word Is the R-Slur
Practice Inclusion: End the Use of the R-Word
https://www.specialolympics.org/stories/impact/why-the-r-word-is-the-r-slur
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๐ฑ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ท๐ผ๐งฉ
7 months ago
aw jeez what would a guy whos good at posting say
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Jake_Vig
7 months ago
It freaks me out that some of you have kids and jobs.
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DaddyJew
7 months ago
a morning after pill, but for that really stupid thing you said yesterday in front of everyone
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
7 months ago
why computer job make me so tired
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fuck golden birthdays, I'm almost at the age I lied about being on the internet when I was a teenager
7 months ago
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fuck nudes, do you want to build legos together?
7 months ago
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"do I look okay" and she's a literal goddess
7 months ago
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Betsy Wetsy
7 months ago
I havenโt made any starter packs yet, but I can reskeet 100 accounts in 50 seconds or less so I am fond of you all and utterly mentally stable as well
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit ๐
7 months ago
I reskeet myself because I believe in yโallโs capacity to get the joke eventually
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๐ฑ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ท๐ผ๐งฉ
7 months ago
sorry i cant do anything on saturday. i worked all week. sorry i cant do anything on sunday. im about to work all week
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sweetie ฯ
7 months ago
you donโt understand, if i give up coffee youโll die
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can we talk about the importance of visibly trans older people? like yes tell the kids they can make it to adulthood, having trans role models literally saved me as a kid
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