it's puppy weather

yesterday he huffed Fresh Mattress Air for an obscene amount of time. big week for him

my cat discovered if he just hangs his head out the open window and doesn't crawl all the way out, he doesn't get yelled at. it's a good day for him

playing the star trek voyager game just so tuvix can live

did u get my psychic emanations bro, i sent those just for u

just two dudes making out, five feet apart

thinking about the big mouth in the sky again

didn't finish fawm but here's some more Shit i did

seeing 25+ vultures travelling together and then stopping to circle above your house is a good sign right?

microdosing failure

Max Klinger, Death Pissing, ca. 1880

they should let me replace my insides with fluffy stuffing

how to make yourself want things tutorial for beginners

trepanation blender

hell yea

instantaneous, violent, convulsive

happy twink pink day

watched a neighbor confusedly call the cops the other day because i was being autistic too loudly in my bedroom while she was checking the mail and she thought someone was dying. but she was wearing soffe shorts in the middle of a blizzard so who is really disturbing the peace here

this episode is the final push i needed to throw my phone into a river and retreat into the woods for the rest of my life, away from society only true art could do that

my hallway carpet is growing prehensile limbs ?

I can’t wait to escape the confines of this disgusting flesh

pretty friend

watch out, birds

i saw 5 deer moving uphill from the river after the rain today. that's the good stuff

you know I love love

just found out the neighborhood polydactyl tabby cat i have been feeding for about 2 years is actually TWO polydactyl tabby cats because they both showed up at the same time for the first time ever. what the FUCK

[0010350] Horses have objects of worship

being friends with birds makes every day more tolerable. everyone should befriend their local birds

autocorrect is my enemy unrelated, anyone have a beetle costume i can borrow?

come thru bro we've got a thimble filled all the way up with weed

In fact take my body who will, take it I say, it is not me.

17 years ago today - gone but never forgotten 🖤 In memory of punk rock legend Erick Lee Purkhiser aka Lux ​​Interior, singer and founding member of The Cramps, who died on this day in 2009 at the age of 62 📸 Michael Grecco #punk #punks #punkrock #luxinterior #thecramps #punkrockhistory

fawm begins

Wet Birds Near Me

Hate? Sure. I hear you. I can tell you all about that, but it would take quite a while — I have 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex, after all. Let me know if you want to take a break.

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

has anyone told the clit chewing rabbi about the live feature on bsky yet

my clowns are barkin

watching trash youtube and realizing i have the same carpet as this 'creepy' lost video

you can’t look yet i’m still working on it (my life)

i don’t like to end my posts w a period because it feels restricting. the bra of the punctuation world

honse music

there is a jumping spider in my room who refuses to be caught and i am already thinking of names for my new friend

you got any snacks on your phone?

[reading one book by Nabokov] truly this man was troubled but inarguably brilliant, a pedlar of the voluptuous to his fellow embarrassed and abused sybarites [reading six books by Nabokov] truly this man loved bugs

excited to see what the worst thing i will do this year will be

be nice to dave

i'm gonna go out the way i came in: stuffed in a hole