eepy peeper

worst day for my lungs to decide to go on strike

the jingler got me

in an hour these slugs will be smoochin and boy will they be embarrassed

Hey man sorry to hear from you

people will call you silly if you establish boundaries. and by people i mean. cowboys*

as someone who loves men, women, and apophatic meditation practices, i'm actually quite in favor of bisexual erasure

one major problem with the way we deal with mail in this country is that it's too dry. it doesn't have to be dry, lifeless paper. it could be wet. we could have wet mail. wet mailboxes, wet envelopes with wet contents

in love with this muppet ass lookin starling that got confused by my overly friendly robin friend

he's real

im at least glad star trek is gay as hell again could be gayer

all my life i've dreamed of driving an enormous vehicle into a gaping pit in the earth

it's puppy weather

yesterday he huffed Fresh Mattress Air for an obscene amount of time. big week for him

my cat discovered if he just hangs his head out the open window and doesn't crawl all the way out, he doesn't get yelled at. it's a good day for him

playing the star trek voyager game just so tuvix can live

did u get my psychic emanations bro, i sent those just for u

just two dudes making out, five feet apart

thinking about the big mouth in the sky again

didn't finish fawm but here's some more Shit i did

seeing 25+ vultures travelling together and then stopping to circle above your house is a good sign right?

microdosing failure

Max Klinger, Death Pissing, ca. 1880

they should let me replace my insides with fluffy stuffing

how to make yourself want things tutorial for beginners

trepanation blender

hell yea

instantaneous, violent, convulsive

happy twink pink day

watched a neighbor confusedly call the cops the other day because i was being autistic too loudly in my bedroom while she was checking the mail and she thought someone was dying. but she was wearing soffe shorts in the middle of a blizzard so who is really disturbing the peace here

this episode is the final push i needed to throw my phone into a river and retreat into the woods for the rest of my life, away from society only true art could do that

my hallway carpet is growing prehensile limbs ?

I can’t wait to escape the confines of this disgusting flesh

pretty friend

watch out, birds

i saw 5 deer moving uphill from the river after the rain today. that's the good stuff

you know I love love

just found out the neighborhood polydactyl tabby cat i have been feeding for about 2 years is actually TWO polydactyl tabby cats because they both showed up at the same time for the first time ever. what the FUCK

[0010350] Horses have objects of worship

being friends with birds makes every day more tolerable. everyone should befriend their local birds

autocorrect is my enemy unrelated, anyone have a beetle costume i can borrow?

come thru bro we've got a thimble filled all the way up with weed

In fact take my body who will, take it I say, it is not me.

17 years ago today - gone but never forgotten 🖤 In memory of punk rock legend Erick Lee Purkhiser aka Lux ​​Interior, singer and founding member of The Cramps, who died on this day in 2009 at the age of 62 📸 Michael Grecco #punk #punks #punkrock #luxinterior #thecramps #punkrockhistory

fawm begins

Wet Birds Near Me