has anyone told the clit chewing rabbi about the live feature on bsky yet

my clowns are barkin

watching trash youtube and realizing i have the same carpet as this 'creepy' lost video

you can’t look yet i’m still working on it (my life)

i don’t like to end my posts w a period because it feels restricting. the bra of the punctuation world

honse music

there is a jumping spider in my room who refuses to be caught and i am already thinking of names for my new friend

you got any snacks on your phone?

[reading one book by Nabokov] truly this man was troubled but inarguably brilliant, a pedlar of the voluptuous to his fellow embarrassed and abused sybarites [reading six books by Nabokov] truly this man loved bugs

excited to see what the worst thing i will do this year will be

be nice to dave

i'm gonna go out the way i came in: stuffed in a hole

asking the robin at the gas station if he knows the robin on my street that i feed every day

my cat is really into "playing guitar" right now, which is when he holds his lil fish-on-an-elastic-string-on-a-stick toy between his paws, puts his teeth around the string, and then has me pluck it so it goes BWEOUUMM over his teeth

x-rated modems tell baudy jokes

got a job at the zoo as the raw meat

throbbing and heaving just below the surface of the sea

a baby boy who has committed many crimes

keep sleuthin 🔍

made a bunch of fake adverts for @6knifes.bsky.social 's goblin town anthology a while back, stuff like this

time for my royal birthday nap

baby pile

it's now my birthday 🎈

she can't keep getting away with it!!!

they're saying it's my pre-day

Impress your crush by mailing them Google Earth photos of their house

brain damage? yeah, i sure hope it does

my husband let me open one birthday present early :3c

The spirit of the mighty cowboy covers me in metaphysical armor

birthday week day 5's small cat drawing was stolen by a bearndit

abornted

birthday week day 3

you know what they do to snails like you in france

it's tiny cat winter

it's my birthday week. if u even care

it's my birthday week. if u even care

i have also been catching up on movies and tv. this week has been yorgos lanthimos bc i was very behind. only have nimic left to go!

no i didn't finally walk into the forest never to be seen again like i have been threatening to do for years, i started playing noita this week

good morning

arf arf

is she…. you know…. wigner’s friend

"The true artist helps the world by revealing mystic truths." -Bruce Nauman #BOTD "No, No, New Museum" from the video series "Clown Torture"

i’m like if a pervert was sweet and polite

blow your load and cover your chode, i'm comin to bed

These are my jokes. Please don't laugh at them.

i'm like a bird. repeatedly bashing my head into something that is very clear to everyone else.

i invited all the bros to the smooching party but you're the only one who showed up. so weird. well, no use letting all this lip balm go to waste