*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

Business Idea. “Chick-ful-gay”. A pop up fried chicken joint that is only open on Sundays, donates heavily to LGBT causes, and sets up shop outside another popular chicken franchise.

“Have you not learned that we’ll murder you for not fearing us?”

Great BBC stat: Port Vale now off the hook for most league places between FA Cup giant and their killer (117 V 108). Even better is that the last non-league side to eliminate the holders was in 1909... and it was Crystal Palace. They beat Wolves, who won the 1908 final at... The Crystal Palace

"When it comes down to the definition of a worker, bosses are management, and a cop is a boss with a gun. There’s nothing that they have in common with actual workers." www.welcometohellworld.com/police-have-...

Ron Smith

I’m actually okay with not winning, they should all be in prison

But we're going to have a beautiful police state and it'll be very brutal. And you'll be free, perhaps more free than ever before

Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol

kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster

Charlie: thank you so much! I'm gonna call it Chaz Bucket's Chocolate Fuck Hut Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind

which is why anyone who defaults to having respect for other people and their work rejects ai without exception

there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

It would be impossible to make the Party Down pilot better

She’s always shooting her own dogs 😔

Imagine a member of the secret service was just like "Aye fuck it, I'll go down in history".

They are very far from being the best or even possibly good, but Azrael and Spider-Man 2099 were my gateway to American comics so they’ll always be my favourites

Terry Yorath, always a style icon.

I think the dividing line between liberalism and conservatism, on display here, is that liberals believe that institutions should serve people whereas conservatives judge people’s value on how well they serve institutions.

SATURN BOMBERMAN FOREVER AND EVER, AMEN

Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.

one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it

“Thank God, Sylvia! We’re alive!”

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Oh, I know this one: They're stupid and don't understand things.

www.patreon.com/c/ericafails Also been posting little drawings on the Patreon as I’ve been reading Discworld.

forbidden gummy cluster

hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar

One of my biggest takeaways from living in Tokyo was that the city is incredible in spite of the fact that 95% of the architecture is unremarkable. It makes the years-long design review process for a single apartment building in the U.S. seem all the more frivolous.

Did you lose something? @nightvaleradio.bsky.social can help. topatoco.com/collections/...

I sketched some Turts for fun.

magical

Massimo Belardinelli

January 4, 2003: Desmond Mason slams home the Gary Payton lob pass on a Seattle fast break. Mason scored 21 PTS and Payton had game-highs of 25 PTS & 14 AST but the Sonics fell to the Nuggets, 94-82. Juwan Howard had 20 PTS and Nenê had 17 PTS & 13 REB for Denver. 📺 NBA Action

Simpsons has been on the air so long that they could, at one point, credibly make a joke where Marge didn’t know what brunch was.

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

🚨🚨🚨 EMERGENCY UPDATE 🚨🚨🚨 IT'S 2026 AND RICKY RUBIO JUST DUNKED IN A REAL GAME 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Was thinking of this Bush-era line a lot today, after I was done amusing myself looking up all the freakasses who called Trump antiwar or dovish, when he's just another bloodthirsty piggish neocon.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

the USA and UK talk a big game about promoting democracy but it’s important to remember that our preferred governance model for any country outside of Europe and North America is ‘dictatorship that is friendly to us’