When your wife walks in on you at 1:39 a.m. halfway through demolishing a box of Nilla Wafers and after she tells you she bought them specifically to make banana pudding for a housewarming party the next day

AAAAHHHH

AAHHHHHHHH

I like that they did a standing ovation instead of a moment of silence for Bernie. He was not a moment of silence kind of man

Why are they cutting a turkey on tv right now

Stop saying breast

Found out that Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads, if you need another reason to quit using it.

It's just another cover variant

Me with all the music I've ever enjoyed,

another night of "is this an existential threat to the sport or am i slightly bored from too many commercial breaks"

that’s such an amazing thing to see. those employees are never leaving

you might've worried that our baseball podcast wouldn't address Peter Thiel talking about One Piece in the context of the Anti-Christ but don't worry we did right at the top of the episode

The FLoP isn’t messing around!

It's amazing how many times I've unsubscribed from West Chester's marketing emails and yet they're still telling me I'll find my "dream master's program" there

Huge shoutout to the Chicago Cubs for losing in only 9 innings tonight 👏🫡

Worst Philadelphia sports week of your life SO FAR

I have been buzzing for days now. Thank you Vladdy.

I think after tonight's game, I've actually earned my ironic display name

FOR HUMPY! 😭

Oh so now I can’t spray champagne into my homeboy’s mouth nor can he in mine - SMH

I think the Braves hired an Etsy witch before it was cool

Do you think Matilda stayed up watching the whole game?

'twas a pleasure posting through it with you all tonight 🫡

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Mariners vs Blue Jays is going to be so much fucking fun omg. Just cancel the National League and make that the World Series.

I'll never complain about the zombie runner during the regular season ever again*

GO M'S!!!!!!!!!

At the point of the game where I'm scared to refresh the feed in case anyone's ahead of me

If we’ve ever needed a big ass…we’ve needed it now

CAL PLEASE

This game began FIVE (5) hours ago. I thought the pitch clock was supposed to shorten the games?? Hmm??? 🤔

TO THE 15TH

The way I didn't remember this game was on until like the 6th inning and I was like "Well shit, I've already missed most of it." What a dumbass

if you're in the bullpen preparing to pitch, STAY IN THE BULLPEN they HAVE to let you pitch in this game

The 14th inning stretch 😭

The irony of calling this ""free baseball"" when we're all being held captive by two teams who just refuse to end the game

Josh Naylor, I beg of you

They're going to play this game for so long that the scheduled off day isn't even an off day

They should make the edges of the screen glow progressively redder for each extra inning

Every time AJ says “bunt,” he should be forced to donate $10 to charity. Maybe $100.

*reading a post that’s just a man’s name with no other context* ah this must be about baseball

I've getting chest pains

It really is a huge ass

Matilda posting for good luck. Let’s get some runs!

AJ PIERZYNSKI: this would be the perfect time for a bunt. AJ PIERZYNSKI’S WIFE: we’re at a funeral. step away from the coffin and stop trying to hand the deceased a bat.

Rob Manfred is sitting behind his desk right now pondering how a Home Run Shootout could wrap this up at a reasonable hour and improve the Nielsen score

How can you not be frantic about October baseball?

If this goes any more innings, I will have to start drinking

this is at, this point, baseball edging