Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

It’s actually morally correct to ensure this kind of person can never do this again in any capacity.

something very strange about how eagerly americans will consume content talking about how bad fascism is as it encroaches but any discussion on how to actually organize against it sends people into fits of rage.

“Fuck AI” — Guillermo del Toro 🎥 Vanity Fair

i saw a screenshot of someone calling ChatGPT simply “Chat,” & i thought, hey shut the fuck up

Justice Gangnam Style. #Peacemaker

omg stop going back in time & killing small victorian children, there were only so many

you son of a bitch, i’m in.

Look, Kim. Even more bullet holes. Something's definitely gone down here.

YOU - No need for secrets. SHIVERS - No need for anything anymore.

this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole

oh sorry were the haters trying to say something? guess my airplane must've been shitting too loud 💅💅

ME: Ouch. So then I said, “she hot on my dog till I relish mustard,” ouch. It got like sixty likes, so I’m pretty happy with that. Ow. ANTON CHIGURH: (tapping the end of his captive bolt pistol to make sure it’s still working) Uh huh ME: Anyway what’s your @, we should link up. Oof. Do you smoke?

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

king shit

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

it’s about the people, not the place

Okay maybe just one

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

The No Kings protests do NOTHING but ruin the day of me, the guy trying to take a private shower in a functioning bathtub in the middle of town square. I am sudsy in one of those dorky hair caps peeking out past the curtain and shrieking. I am yanking the shower curtain all over to cover myself.

i-t b-o-y b-b-n-o-dollar sign

"Transsexuality is bourgeois" reflects the common belief that medicine, technology, and any improvements to quality of life are owed to capitalism. The reality is that capitalism holds these improvements hostage for the sake of wealth.

happy birthday my 18yr/old baby 🥰

*talking to a straight couple* so which one of you is the Bert and which one is the Ernie

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!” Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

we had myspace in high school & my account got hacked by classmates to say big & loud in rainbow type “I’M GAY” (in a bullying way)

what an interesting artical! www.heinetwork.tv/2025/10/03/b...

1-800 // bbno$ - https://youtu.be/6Ro7NubzE9A #currentlylistening

Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.

gonna be rereading this today

autism is not any kind of blight or error, but is, in fact, a feature of human existence

I need to know what Bob Hoskins said to Princess Diana in front of Roger Rabbit at the London premiere of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988).

The two kinds of posters: 1. “oh hey, a couple weeks ago I just married the love of my life, it’s pretty sweet.” 2. “Trimming toenails (thread) 1/27”

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

GO my minion, STING them in the NAME of ALL that is MOBIUS!!

It cannot be made clearer. If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

hmm…. i don’t think i liked the movie Him, did i?

i don’t have an ounce of good left in me now

The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem

STURGEON.BMF

Zealous Bucket

i’m on them antidepressants, we feelin' good today, watch me make an entrance, yeah, i’m the shit today

i can hear people scream in space but there's not a ton i can do about it

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