Computah:... search for "workouts that let me jump like an emo band on stage"

Great news. I bought a cold plunge chiller and ran it on the hot tub with the heater down, so now I have a perfect 78 degrees mini pool/cool tub for summer. Everyone come over for slushies

the struggle of having ever moderated any online community is you now cannot go through any community without being like, oh, they should ban this person. this person hasn't done anything wrong yet but the vibes are off and you should ban the shit out of them.

thanks to everyone who got back to me so quickly! "It's a hollowing out of humanity in art, for the sake of efficiency" "Experienced devs openly admitting they're hacks that use generative AI in their workflows cured my impostor syndrome."

I've changed my mind. Sheldon saying Bazinga when he got someone good was funny and righteous actually

If Blaseball was still running, I feel like we'd introduce Gum Weather where fans could press a button in games and a big mouth would chew up a whole team and spit out a big gumball. The ball would play all positions until players could become unstuck, with a chance of the Sticky mod or Wrong mod.

Its just this meme over and over again. STOP BUYING STUDIOS TO CLOSE THEM

Well, related to recent news, what fields and jobs would you explore if you left games ?

I love you New York. This is great

The vibe shift is upon us. Woke 9 has begun.

Genuinely cannot emphasize enough the power of primer and a good setting spray. This is after 13 hours out and about, SSRI sweats in 90 degrees, and a shower. The eyeliner isn't even waterproof!!

Today I: woke up, worked out, went back to sleep, woke up, ate some cake, watched Buffy. Back to bed soon

Please Use AI

It is my birthday!! Did 3 sets of 280 on leg press, fancy coffee shop knows me by name now, my poppies are blooming, and I would like to try CAKE !!! 😤😤

Me tomorrow

A temp of 99 calls for salty pina colada slushies mid-lawn mowing.

Friend posted about a poor fashion choice I made on Tumblr, and it has quickly reached 6,000 notes. This is my peak and my rock bottom

Slamming my fists up and down screaming DESKTOP EXPLORER

Summer Games Fest is so good at lighting a fire under my ass to finish my current projects, so I can start new ones with the homies

Well this has been a phenomenal show for horror of all flavors I suppose

What??????????? Ado mentioned but what????

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Okay I had to roll a huge rock away from my garage because some dillweed moved it there, and I gotta say, I do NOT imagine Sisyphus happy!!

Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026

monkey d laufey

I can't believe we're getting a God of War x One Piece crossover

Had a blast talking the weirdness of community management with Brendan and Nic. We were also plagued by a tuba in the background for most of the recording. Listen for honks and blaseball

Dr Robby from The Pitt I am free Thursday if you'd like to hang out. If you are free on Thursday I'm also free Dr. Robby. So we could hang out. You and me Robby just saying if we're both free

Luffy from one piece would want you to feel safe. He would want you to have a belly full of food and friends who will protect you. He would want you to keep trying!!

It's really easy to forget I'm disabled until one carefully placed object in my card tower of functionality is moved, and then it's like "ohhhhhhhhh....yeah"

Just described a cramp as "from the butthole region of France" so we're doing really great work today

This is what it's like to work with me

clocking into work unable to tell people about our new, unannounced project unrelated to Bugsnax or Octodad

Yells about how nice it is to have good nice cool friends who are creative and kind and interesting and fun wahhhhhh

When you feel bad, what food fixes you? I need to be fixed

How many more friends will have to lose their jobs to ai nonsense? I'm so tired !!

Crab grass is my enemy pokeweed is my enemy clematis is my enemy !!!!

A list of bands I've seen play in the past 3 days: Hawthorne heights, flyleaf, coheed and Cambria, the used, all time low, rise against, pierce the veil, breaking Benjamin, my chemical romance, daughtry, new found glory, yellowcard, halestorm, chevelle, atreyu, story so far

Good news I'm healed

My Chemical Romance better fix me tomorrow or ELSE!!

They should invent a healing that is easy, linear, and quick.

Breaking news: Prozac rules

JUST REMEMBERED TOMATO SEASON APPROACHES!! BEAUTIFUL SUN RIPENED WARM JUICY TOMATOES!! NEVER KILL YOURSELF, GOOD APPROACHES

I actually prefer justalgia.... just all ja nuts in your face

I slept for 13 hours and have ascended above all of the discourse and petty troubles of the tired world. I am reborn

*taps mic* test test.... ahem... Maysturbation. And that's my time! thanks so much everyone.

I didn't survive pro ana tumblr and the thigh gap era just to drown in GLP ads a bunch of dudes re-inventing disordered eating and call it healthy. I know what an eating disorder is, Tyler. It's not "eating right," it's called orthorexia

The most beautiful and terrible part of being a community manager is the immediate camaraderie with horrifying topics because we've all been traumatized in the same way

The "out of the way swine" comic is great but this is the best comic strip of all time