this is so profoundly dishonorable

Let's call this policy what this is. It's socialism. It's Leftism. And it's curing actual ills. Righting institutional wrongs. It's not coming from someone who is infallible, or someone who is always correct. It's coming from someone who promised to help and is trying to keep those promises.

something about being in my late 30s really has me sitting at the window watching the birds jumping in the little dishes of water i set out for them in the garden, i can’t get enough of this shit despite having no preexisting interest in the business of birds.

my kid (4) said he wanted to listen to pink pony club so my husband turned on chappell roan and kid was like wrong version and so my husband put on gwar’s version. that was the one

don't you wish your gf ran hot like me thermostat a comfortable 63°

tfw your paws are so pretty the sitter sends photos

(snuggling with my cat when she gets a look in her eye) are you about to bite me cat: prrhaps

I want peace but I also want to fuck shit up

Trying to make nicotine into a secret health hack is the sign of a weak, soft mind. Do the thing that's bad for you, accept that it feels kind of good for a second because you're a drug addict. Like an adult

unless and until republicans agree to a ceasefire in the form of strict anti-gerrymandering provisions: fuck them to hell, squeeze every last drop of blood from the stone, lock them out of every seat you can

ARE WE SURE THAT IS NOT ARGOS SHOE IT LOOKS LIKE THEIR SIZE CASE CLOSE

just watched a redneck eating chicken tikka masala for the first time describe it as “if a country italian person prepared it in a chinese kinda way”

The only A.I. I support is Abolish ICE.

“I used AI to combine the data from two excel lists and then send emails to people who were on one list but not another. Saved me so much time.” My brother in academia, you just fucking discovered mail merge. Welcome to early nineties computing.

This tweet is highly defamatory and Martina Navratilova should be fired from BBC Sport for it. It demonstrates an horrendous level of hatred for a trans woman (who was cleared of all wrongdoing in a recent tribunal) because she is a trans woman.

You're looking at velvet malachite, Cu2CO3(OH)2. A few warnings: Please resist the urge to touch it to feel how soft it is. Absolutely /do not/ lick it. Keep far away from any Supermen. If a wingéd creature emerges, do not agree to any pacts. Let's talk about the science here.

ah yes, personal freedom, that thing that is always present IN THE MILITARY

The duty of confidentiality imposed on you as a law clerk is actually incredibly opaque. I have a vested interest in this topic since my fucking boss used those duties to tell me I couldn’t talk to even a therapist about what he did to me.

WARREN: That's not my question. Are you refusing to tell us if you have investments in vehicles set up by Jeffrey Epstein? KEVIN WARSH: Those assets will be sold if I'm confirmed

Coachella is removing these videos, so they might be about to learn about the Strokesand Effect.

Ben Collins before and after taking over InfoWars

Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19): NYT: 5 of 58 WashPost: 1 of 43 WSJ: 0 of 40 AP: 0 of 26 CNN Wire: 0 of 18 NY Post: 0 of 17 Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4 LA Times: 0 of 4 Boston Globe: 0 of 2

By a 6–3 vote, and with no opinion, the Supreme Court throws out a lower court decision denying qualified immunity who killed an unarmed, mentally ill man by using "bodyweight force" to restrain him. All three liberals dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...

"you don't hate mondays, you hate capitalism" i can hate a lot of things actually. there is not a limit for me.

Emotions are a type of information

Every time a man kills his family I am reminded how little this country cares about children. Not here, and certainly not overseas, where we're bombing schools or supporting other regimes that also bomb schools and traumatize while generations en masse

This is a snapshot of the failure of MSM and the concomitant ignorance within the American electorate about what is happening in and to their country.

i love this for both of them, i hope all the lawyers have a good time

hey so your wife sounds horrible

Can't wait for Discovery! It's gonna be lit

Michael Rapaport Gives Knicks’ Celebrity Row Bedbugs https://theonion.com/michael-rapaport-gives-knicks-celebrity-row-bedbugs/

"holy shit! you were censored for believing in God?" LOL no, not that "for thinking it's appropriate to observe religious holidays in the workplace?" haha no not that "Which religious beliefs, exactly?" oh, you know the ones

🧵 Yesterday's viral image of an IDF soldier desecrating a statue of Jesus in Lebanon was not the first instance of anti-Christian behavior by the IDF. Netanyahu "condemned" the action, but this is not the first time IDF (or Israelis in general) act against Christians (1/9)

Put another way, I think the Jewishness of the army and the state is basically incidental. This is simply what happens when you have a racial supremacist state and a racial supremacist army and a racial supremacist law. The soldiers, regardless of the particulars, will act as if they are supreme.

wat

Roses are red I like to sin

I mean, of course that’s what happening. It’s been clear the whole time

More of this, less of bombing other countries (From @acyn.bsky.social )

Crescendo? Sounds pretty pianissimo to me.

A reminder, as Obama and Mamdani come together for the first time in person, that Mamdani is everything the GOP said Obama was... but wasn't: an African-born socialist Muslim. #justsayin

Isgur is such a fucking hack. the case she’s referring to is one where the 5th Circuit entered a stay and it was appealed to SCOTUS. the case in the Times story involved the Court intervening to stay an EPA rule while a lower court was still adjudicating the issue.

I feel like "anti rich current reaches crescendo" is when the guillotine operators are getting OT not when you find a way to levy a new small tax on an undertaxed upper class

We live in a country where the two most dynamic, charismatic, eloquent politicians of this century have the first names Barack and Zohran. This is what bothers the white supremacists so much.

This is Achrioptera manga, a giant phasmid or stick insect native to Madagascar. The specific epithet, "manga" means blue in Malagasy & it's not hard to see why. Only males are blue. The tiny back wings ("alae") are an example of brachyptery: they're useless for flight, but have other functions.

I think most people would prefer this. #Science

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”