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She walk like a boss, Talk like a boss, Commit Wage Theft like a boss

So I was called about an hour ago and told this would be my last shift for the clinic. The company is trying to find me a new spot , but things are very thin. Any help would be appreciated.

Calvin's dad had it right

"I asked chat gpt" So? I asked the liver of a sacrificial sheep and it said by your actions you have lost the favor of the gods.

4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

i want someone to calculate how much these collective decisions cost, that it may radicalize us all, ferally

Things are getting much scarier much faster than I think people realize

There’s nothing you can be that’s cooler than kind.

YIKES @soundcloud.dev no thank you

Another Navy jet falls into sea, marking fourth major mishap in months The four lost jets are worth more than the annual budget of the NEA. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

When you last minute hire your girlfriend to do the job a contractor has been doing for 2+ years under the understanding they were next in line for a salary job, this is who you’re depriving of earned benefits.

Really weird to think that there is in-game currency for this presidential administration

1. Tomorrow's my birthday and here's a gift you can get for me: Buy a small creator's work. Local band, indie writer, up-and-coming visual artist, that crafter down the street, or whomever. Your support matters to them, especially in this economic/social environment. And you deserve some joy, too.

I’m dead.

If you use ChatGPT I think you’re a loser. Hope that helps.

lmao

crazy that an influx of dense infill housing can lower prices and make homeownership more attainable

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people

this administration is affirmative action for guys who killed ants with a magnifying glass as kids

I think the same media that is falling all over itself to apologize about not covering Biden's age harder should focus some energy on the fact that the President, whose brains are leaking out his ears, appears to be completely convinced by obvious photoshops

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Whereas I AM every white man who didn’t wave back.

Cops. That's the thing standing between us and real change. It's the cops. This will always be the case so long as we keep allowing them to grow.

TRANSLATION: Truckers are going to lose their jobs en masse when the Trump tariffs tank imports, so it's important to pre-distract them with racism.

Hail to the thief

I'm in my 40's and sleep in a room full of action figures, and somehow the richest man in human history is more pathetic than I am.

Not a single international cargo ship at the Port of Seattle. The port is dead. The last ship from China will dock at a West coast port on the 29th, and the last Chinese ship will dock on the East coast around May 10th. After that, there will be no more shipments arriving from China. We’re screwed.

is this good

There is an entire political movement that believes the statement “if you work full-time in America, you should be able to pay your bills and have a savings account with your paycheck” is radical. We must come to an agreement that it’s not radical to demand that.

Wow could you imagine if a group of people loudly told them this before the election, and then the Dems and their doofus candidate just ignored that, lost, then spent the next few months blaming the people who warned them?

Sailor Jupiter is perfection

Didn’t Jesus say if looking at something causes you to sin, you should get rid of your eyes? It’s been a while since I was in Catholic school but I distinctly remember that part. If you can’t see a piece of art without losing the ability to “honour women” or whatever, that’s a skill issue. Get good.

At this point "Abolish ICE and prosecute every officer who helped with deportations" is the moderate path

People think that Marxism is some foreign ideology created out of thin air by some 19th century crank. All Marx did was lay out how the system that controls our lives works and what would end up causing its downfall. It's literally just a critique of capitalism, and he was 100% right.

Two Naval Academy faculty members have resigned, and 18 more have taken early retirement. One was offered a place of honor at the annual dedication parade. He declined, telling the academy’s superintendent:

What, Me Worry about bad checks?

DOOMERISM IS A LOSER IDEOLOGY UPROARS SAVE LIVES

I’m a hat trick dub industry man. Actor, writer, director. Otherwise the bills don’t get paid.