This really does seem like it’s flying under the radar but at first blush, it looks like the US was going to try and sneak Bolsonaro out of the country before he went to prison. Stay for Trump’s reaction when he learns the plan failed and Bolsonaro was remanded back into custody. “Wait, what?”

We live in an episode of Veep

Pam Bondi is so transparent, you can see right through her

Whoever you all are, I’m so proud of you!

What if we could somehow get all the ICE goons into Airsoft? They get to live out their Call of Duty fantasies AND they get to shoot people all day. At the end of the day, that’s all they really want. An outlet.

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

If any other president in all of history said the military should use American cities as a training ground he would be removed from office that same day. The hardest thing to tolerate in all this is how relatively silent elected democrats are. It’s ridiculous.

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it? If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say? Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.

Generals, the reason I called you here OOF

watch this.

If you’re too afraid to do your job, you should quit your job. If you’re too afraid to report on what’s going on because you’re afraid of MAGA death threats, you should stop being a reporter. if you’re too afraid to vote against honoring a white nationalist due to death threats, you should resign.

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GOP U.S. Supreme Court in June 2023 ruled that using race as a factor in college admissions is unconstitutional. BUT today they ruled ICE can use race as a factor when detaining people. To sum up: the GOP Justices ban considering race when it can help people but allow ICE to use it to deport people

the real glory of world war two was that it involved a warrior cult being ground down and beaten to a pulp by people who would rather have been doing something else.

there are no longer words to describe how stupid this country is. it’s now a cosmic horror level of dumb. the sheer fucking idiocy is impossible to view in full sight without turning to madness.

If you turn down the volume, RFK Jr looks like a guy testifying about why the tanning bed industry needs a bailout.

MAGA: Vaccines are worse than slavery! Also MAGA: Slavery wasn’t so bad, why do you people want to teach kids about slavery?

“Do not offer thoughts and prayers as you systemically enable such tragedies. Do not claim prayers are sufficient when children die as they pray. Do not pretend you do not understand.” — Lydia, 16, Minneapolis

Republicans: Mass shootings: “it’s the price of freedom. Send thoughts and prayers” Homelessness: “Deploy the National Guard”

Trump: welcome to America Putin: i consider this Russia Trump: whatever, can I get a picture? Putin: da Trump: such a big fan Putin: ok Trump: let's make a big beautiful ukraine summit deal Putin: no Trump: fine but will you sign the picture Putin: da Trump: I won in 2020 right Putin: *sighs* sure

For anyone in the PNW, look to the East right now. You can see Venus and Jupiter really well.

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

I just saw someone on Reddit describe Las Vegas as “If Ticketmaster was a city” and holy crap.

yeah, all I have is more questions. 1. Why was a 16 year old girl working at Mar-a-Lago 2. Why does Trump remember that a 16 year old girl was working at Mar-a-Lago 3. Why did it matter to him that a 16 year old girl would no longer be working at Mar-a-Lago

$4 trillion.

The Trump admin is making a deal with one of the worst convicted child sex traffickers in history to protect Trump.

The Internet wins again 💀😂😅🤣

at this point I’m pretty sure the last ten years have been a death dream I’m having as my brain shuts down and floods my system with DMT. I guess the apprentice is probably on in the background. various daytime tv

Exactly.

Three things you can say about a man who appears in public looking like this: 1. Nobody loves him. Not a soul. 2. He's not of sound mind. 3. That ear was never even scratched.

Medicare for All - "That's socialism!" Social Security - "That's socialism!" Debt free education - "That's socialism!" Universal childcare - "That's socialism!" $1 trillion+ in tax cuts for the wealthy... "That's just how it is."

It’s notable that the Venn Diagram of a) people who think America is a Christian nation and b) people who are excited about violently expelling auslanders and creating tens of millions of stateless people, is close to a circle.

There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.

There are only three political positions in America today 1) I like the fascism 2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc) 3) I oppose the fascism The rest is details

I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.

Hey everyone, just a reminder: A little more than a week ago, a Republican terrorist killed two people and injured two more in an effort to kill enough democrats to capture the Minnesota Legislature

Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.

Republicans start wars. Republicans trash economies. Republicans take away civil rights. Republicans corrupt the government. Republicans blow up the debt and deficit. These aren't opinions, they're demonstrable facts.

a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

The ultimate Trump success has been getting the press to EXPECT him to constantly say deranged gibberish but also never write that he says deranged gibberish.

I never want to hear the words “not enough experience” about a woman candidate for anything ever again.

I cannot get over these cops wearing night vision to arrest a dude on a Southwest Airlines flight in broad daylight.

It’s fine, he’s just got all your personal data. 💊💉