replaying majora's mask to experience the fantasy of planning a schedule and efficiently acting upon it to materially improve the conditions of the people around me whilst we all try to not think about the looming existential threat the stress of which causes us to needlessly lash out at each other

Pros of adding my psyllium husk supplement to my yogurt: it does much more effectively cover the taste Cons of adding my psyllium husk supplement to my yogurt: it is. So pasty now. My spoon stands up straight in it.

ADHD is just one continuous parade of doing your best to keep up with everything and every week you learn you've forgotten to do something crucial

Free Palestine 🍉

Not everyone can boycott Amazon Many disabled & elderly people are housebound and rely on it Some medical supplies are more affordable there than anywhere else. Instead of judging, help create networks of care. Give rides, drop off food and meds, donate to mutual aid Take care of each other

You fail a rap one time... (/j)

At the Stardew Valley concert, referring to Elliott repeatedly as "my first husband" while speaking to @mortimerdeadsea.bsky.social, the man I am married to

Important PSA! Charcoal is a natural absorbent. Unfortunately it's quite liberal when it comes to WHAT it absorbs, meaning: it absorbs ANYTHING that goes into your stomach and gut. That includes all the active substances from ANY kind of medication you take (incl. contraceptives, vitamins et al).

Bringin my hellhound series back. These good (?) boys will be loyal to you for all your life and afterlife to. (1)

This is Cleo. She has a unique way of sitting. In fact, she has several. 14/10 (IG: cleolonglegs)

If you post AI made fanfics you're a loser ass bitch btw

plz send help am be eated by rats

The Magnus Archives 🤝 Date Everything “Does he know about the D-O-R-E”

Bruh

We are in a massive Covid surge right now. No one will tell you this, because they’re still trying to prop up the “Covid is over” narrative. Every day we learn more about the harmful long term effects of repeat infections. Get your vaccine (if you can). Wear a respirator. Clean the air.

Dear God, please manifest my illnesses into human form so I can punch them in the face

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

HADES II v1.0 is coming September 25!🌒 Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️ Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...

you can use your last words to curse black and trans people and newspapers will be like "a true patriot, he always stood by what he believed was right"

just a reminder that the snitch who ratted on Luigi never got paid. they will do anything to wiggle out of paying you, you will never get the money.

If I'm a pet sitter, is buying a lint roller a business expense? Is that a receipt I'd save for tax season??

A naked bookworm rat

"Bluesky is boring." Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually. When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.

stop slamming doors. stop letting kids slam doors.

FYI folks, the Big Holidays coming up are: Rosh Hashanah is Mon 22 Sep-24 Sep Yom Kippur is Wed 1 Oct - 2 Oct And also? You don't have to KNOW who's Jewish to not schedule meetings these days. Just do it. (AND DON'T BE ALL "WE HAVE TO MOVE IT BECAUSE [PERSON] IS JEWISH" THAT'S TACKY & GROSS)

Does making fandragons on @flightrising.com count as making fanart...?

Rudy Giuliani was seriously injured in a car accident. I hope he gets the same expert medical care that he would wish for a disabled transgender immigrant.

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

my superpower is using every tool in the kitchen to make a recipe with "one-pot" in the title

I saw a leaf fall today (I’m gonna miss getting free lattes since I no longer live with my friend who works at Starbucks)

Still looking for help to get the boys fixed. Their appointment is on Wed the 3rd. Anything helps please help me break the cycle of unwanted litters with getting these two neutered.

“Ana Mardoll reply guy” took me OUT

This should be the lead story in all major national news outlets. Public health people prefer to stay out of the limelight unless there is no other choice. I can’t overstate how bad things have to be for 9 former CDC directors to band together and pen an op-ed in the NYT warning the entire country.

The number of children expected to die from policies that have already been enacted is unimaginable in isolation, even before factoring in the other concurrent and compounding threats from this new epidemiological landscape.

Even with the drastically reduced disease surveillance and deliberate undercount, official CDC sources are already reporting the highest number of measles cases in more than 30 years, after it was officially declared “eliminated” in the US in 2000. Also, school is about to start.

HAPPY LABOR DAY REMEMBER THAT YOUR RIGHTS AS A WORKER WERE HARD WON AND ARE NOT GUARANTEED. SOLIDARITY IS EVERYTHING - TALK ABOUT YOUR WAGES WITH YOUR COWORKERS, UNIONIZE WHERE YOU CAN, AND REMEMBER NOTHING HAPPENS WITHOUT YOU AND THEY WANT TO MAKE YOU FORGET THAT. DON'T LET THEM.

Not just never seen before, but the stuff that doesn't happen often. Traveled to the southwest and picked up black plague or valley fever and the small town ER back home on the east coast was confused? They could call the CDC and get help. And you'd get treatment, and you'd live.

Thread. Frankly every time you call your political opponents too stupid to breed, devalue them as humans based on perceived physical characteristics, or say there should be tests for voting, you are advocating for eugenicist policies and should fuck off.

what if we were 2 rats and we held each other

If you’ve ever worried whether art matters. It does.