i'm being hunted for the healing gel i secrete when frightened

They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country

Immense skill issue to not have found this immediately obvious in 2016

FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now? Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests? Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face

Thinking about this once again

*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

Yoru doodle

As You See, I Have A Dick. 5 Hours Of The BEST.

When you succumb to the cynicism, you are helping Trump. He wants you to think that all is lost, that he is all powerful, and that there is nothing we can do. The fight for democracy is hard, but it is worth having. We have shown we can stand tall. We have shown we can win.

Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.

i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing

the original tweet this video is from was deleted so I'm posting it here for posterity

i like megaman 10's soundtrack

accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

hush lil chudling dont you cry mommys gonna buy you a ps5

“Bicycles for the mind”

Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful

oh fuck yeah dude this is sick

Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP

the $30 haircut line is iconic but this dialogue sequence in general is so fucking insane to me

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Crinkle Party

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

One year of glorpi miku 💚👽 #hatsunemiku #miku #glorpimiku #vocaloid

Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.

Happy New Year!! 🎊

happy new year mint blancmanche #galaxyangel

What was your biggest impact on the internet? I should have made it look shittier

its always a good time to post this